First, this was not my best massage experience as the 150St. Stoney Plain lady holds all ten of my top ten experiences, but this is definitely the most memorable in recent memory.
It as a bad Friday at work, nothing went right; ended up late, hungry, tired, dirty and sore. I decided that I needed a massage, I called my regular masseuses, but unfortunately, neither one can fit me in. I called a little known place, a completely off the radar joint listed in the bowel of Kijiji. I know very little about them but they were very close to my jobsite at that time. Load and behold, they have an opening and I can drop by right away, I wasnโt looking for anything specific so off I went for the advertised one hour special.
When I arrived, I was greeted by an auntie I vaguely recognized, a big sigh of relief when she told me that my masseuse will be ready in a few minutes so I headed for the shower first. Felt so much better washing the sweat and dirt off after a long day. After I settled in, a petite cute masseuse came in. She wasnโt this 20 something hardbody, she was a little older, a whole lot wiser, and damn cute nevertheless.
The massage was great, she sensed that I had a rough day, asked a lot of questions and concentrated on the sore areas. The massage was too good, before I knew it, those dreaded words came, โTimeโs upโ. OMFG, what a noob mistake, I didnโt even ask for extras. Without hesitation, I asked to add 30 or 60 minutes to the session. She hesitated and told me to wait. She went outside the room, I heard a conversation in a language which I donโt understand, she returned and said, โOK for 60, someone will take my next appointmentโ. Almost immediately, I heard the doorbell and another Joe entered the spa and I heard the other lady led him in. My massage resumed but vowing not to be a noob again, I asked bluntly for everything she would offer, โToplessโ was the only option. In my head, โaww, only a topless hj?, better than no topless, I guessโ. She gave me a price but I added $40 to it; I simply said โthank you for cancelling your appointment for meโ; she smiled, her first smile of the session.
The topless massage was very good. A lot of teasing, a few strokes with some Russian assistance. She took her time but the inevitable explosion happened. She cleaned herself up, covered me with a towel and resumed her massage on my chest and head. I was very grateful that she didnโt just kick me out after I had made a mess of the room. Then I heard the doorbell and a voice shouting in the hallway. My masseuse excused herself, I heard a conversation in the hallway, again in a language I did not recognized. I looked at the clock, I had 5 minutes left, I figure her next appointment has arrived so I went into the shower. About half way through the shower, she came back into the room. She took my dirty towel and replaced it with two fresh one. Then she brought a padded metal chair into the shower and told me, "sit down, let me help you cleanโ. I was like this teenager who just saw his best friendโs mom naked, definitely not acting like an experienced vet, I just stood there like a statue.
She stripped down and came into the shower, the first thing she did was getting on her knees and got little guy rock hard again. Then she sat me down on the chair and we made out like teenagers for the next hour or so. At the end of it all, I gave her a chance to up her price but she simply asked for the price I originally offered her.
When I was leaving, I realized that we were the only ones in the place and she had already turned off the lights and locked the doors; I could have stayed all night if I had wanted to. She gave me her personal number, a BC number. I have been a regular, whenever she is in town, ever since, no matter which spa she happens to be working at. Once in a while, my local regular may ask, โhow come I havenโt seen you for weeksโ, I would always answer โin damn Calgary againโ; but now you know my little secret. For my Calgary brothers, being in Calgary has great benefits, how else would I get to visit the sisters.