LaLa Crawlathon numero 4

[my dog joey]

Naughty surprises sound good. I'll bring my waterproof camera, just in case.:intello:

 

[LQ_MASSAGE]

A few pictures.

1. Denvers new 999 baht phone.
2. Don't know what he's up to, looks Dodgy.
3. Laaaarge Norwegian.
4. The guys.
5 My excuse for deserting.

 

[h b h h]

But it's only raining in Patong!!!!

Oh! You mean 'that' kind of Wet! :intello:

Right, back to the 'Rosso' Sponsored "Sleep-in-a-Thong"

Needs must and all that. Winds picking up! Must have been that cheese sandwich. I'll stick her head under the covers, best not to waste it eh?

G'night and I'll give you a bell on my Dodgy Phone tomollow Bernie.

 

[Eh-Lee]

I think you should have stayed... :beurk:

 

[arosentexas]

see petters had a hair cut:intello:

 

[Tali]

Always be prepared, right:^^:

 

[<barbierox>]

For a pleasant diversion try Baan Rim Klong- there's a couple of nice ones in there at the moment.

 

[God Speed]

Sorry, make that Today, I meant later today Dodge.

Get to bed, things to do tomollow! I quite fancy a bakery brekky, not done that for ages.

I'll set my alarm for 1159 and a bit.

Laters.

 

[Debie2000]

The wearing of bright gawdy hawaain shirts is not, I repeat, not allowed this time, as since last time we have been inundated here in Lala by shady looking Canadian wild horse riders!!

Viva la Hawaiian Shirt!
Shame about the neighborhood though,that's gotta hurt property values.:ytounge:

Enjoy:cheers:

 

[j_ody]

I was thinking this the other night Simon, in every bar we went into there was at least one very nice looking girl, one that I for one would have been more than happy to have taken home. Some were nice looking but after chatting to them for awhile their personalities increased their appeal.

I have a pet dislike of soi crawlers, gives me a feeing that these guys are slightly perverted, strolling along the Sois just staring, gawping, finally stopping at a bar to only speak for a short while to the 'one' and then without any personal connection, bar fine them straight home to their little hotel rooms for a ST.

I know its each to their own but to me this is perverted crap. X number of ST's a day, each one has to be with a 'Stunner', for feck sake get a life. Get to know someone, get a little bit more from the experience, or just naff off and go for your usual hand job.

All these comments about, 'are girls better looking in x or in y' or 'Patong has no good looking girls'.

There are 5,000 plus girls in Patong and only about 500 in Kamala, and yet I can find a good looking, nice to talk to, interesting girl in just about every bar, these guys want to take a look at themselves for a few minutes in the mirror before they embark on their missions.

Living here we get to hear maybe far more stories, in far greater detail. One of the girls in a bar the other night came back, all were really laughing because a guy came into the bar, beeline for the girl, first question 'how much BF'. The girl was back in the bar in less than 20 minutes, this time included the walk to the st hotel, booking in and the walk back, the girls were pointing him out later in the night, having a great laugh at his prowess and desperation, he also paid 2k for the privilage. This was their words ' desperation', she saw it on his face, on the way he went about it, so decided to charge him 4 times her normal going rate and the jerkoff paid it.

Maybe people should think a little about this before they come on here and tell Expats, we are falang kheeneow!!! maybe they should consider what the girls are saying to us, about their superstud experiences??

 

[moniquebaby]

Hawaiian Shirts it is then! :intello:

Just got to find one in a Large.................Cough! :erf:

 

[saleem]

Thanks for the pictures "snakebite".

One question?

Who in the hell dresses you guys?h:

The only one with any flare for fashion is Mai Chob. I thought this was a "krawlalalathon" that was inviting Hawaiian floral print shirts? :rules:

Even at that, Mai Chob's shirt barely qualifies. 55555:intello:

 

[feelingless]

IMHO hawaiian shirts is the only way to go on a crawlathon ,some rather fetching designs were to be seen last year and i for one will proudly wear my bright blue number with the big yellow flowers in 2 months time.

 

[elpi]

.......And another reason I won't be going is seeing a certain Italian BM (and his mate) Sneaking off back to Phuket in a Stealth Tuk Tuk with two of Kamalalalala's Finest and then sending me the pictures!

Non ha peli sulla lingua!

 

[audilicous4]

has dodger been run over by denpars flattener or summat?

 

[Adam D]

It may have been a small turnout but it looks like you guys had a fun night.I will try and make the effort some time.LaLaLa land is an interesting diversion from Bangla.:intello:

 

[Doodle]

wouldn't mind another night like the last one we had in Long Mae Doo....the looks on the gals faces when 22 of us came through the door was priceless.....BTW Mr D...waswn't one of these two that was "visiting" you for the marathon was it????...if so thumbs up matee!!!

 

[teresa g]

I have heard (from one of Denpah's mates) that Mai Chob is one of the oldest teanagers in Lala land, hence he dresses with 'flare' ......?????? ......55555555

 

[roter chaot]

Boys I am definitely keen to meet some bms and add a crawlathon to my list of crazy things done in los but unfortunately I don't arrive in phuket till sat morning, not happy I'm going to miss the big event

 

[My 3 Boys]

It might have been Nels. There has been a biggish turn-over of staff in there since the bloke who owns it has now leased it to a Thai woman saying he was taking a break from the bar as he was 'tired of it'

I think me and Dodge should have a 'Planning' Meeting tonight somewhere within walking distance of the 'Club' seeing as it's peeing down again!

I fancy a Joe Blake at the BG.