Latino's Private Studio and Spa

[Mommyhood is good]

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/962244942.html


AROUSE ALL YOUR SENSES***EROTIC MAS*GE - w4m - 22 (calgary)
Reply to: pers-962244942@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-17, 9:00PM


BEST PRICES, BEST SERVICE, BEST RESULTS
Latino's Private Studio and Spa (only the best in our west)
4-5-5_4-5-1-O

Private rooms, Sauna, Showers, Lingerie modeling, Bikini modeling.
Many Nice Girls to Suit Your Personal Taste. (Located in a private residence for your privacy)
Groups or Private Parties welcome.
We suggest you make an appointment but walk-ins are welcome! (Out call available)



MY session will start by gently relaxing and connecting with you with my soft hands and right pressure, all you need to do is Relax and Enjoy, while music plays softly in the background.
I will have you lie face down, naked, on the table. I will perform a relaxing mas***e on the back, neck, and legs.
I use a basic therapeutic principles of relaxing . I always keep my hands in contact with your body, never breaking the connection of energy.
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I will now start long gentle mas*** from your arms over your shoulders, down ynow have you turn over and I will start long gliding touch from your shoulders down over your abdomen onto your legs., you will again feel the charge teasing.
This is never hurried, and as you feel me glide from one part of your body to another. This teasing process, is drawn out by brushing the inner thighs...
At this point the energy is building, making it a natural time to start shifting the focus to the centers of your body.


With my sensual touch. You'll experience pleasure like no other...I will bring your entire body to the point of pure excitement with my body 2 body(.)(.)sliding technique. You won't be able to take the excitement although you'll be begging for more..

You'll feel Spoiled* as you disappear into your own Sensual Escape* which I've created a session to remove any stress or pressure you may have had* from the outside world* before entering my studio. In this session* I use my soft* sweet scented* lovely smooth coco complexioned body* (body to body(.)(.) *For your ultimate tension relea*e*

...Yes I will Spoil you as you disappear into your own Sensual Escape...
~*~ Nurturing Therapeutic Session
Sensual Swedish M***age improves blood and lymphatic circulation, which increases the flow of nutrients to the cells and removes body wastes more efficiently ~*~ reduces stress and soreness ~*~ very relaxing but also Physically Stimulating... *

~*~ Delicious Body to Body Sensual Session ~*~

Latino's Private Studio and Spa (only the best in our west)
4-5-5_4-5-1-O

*Experience the actions***Rather than my words*
Breath....Relax.....Surrender your Body to me*









After a couple of reviews where I actually enjoyed myself and had a great time I noticed that nobody was responding to them. I thought this was strange. Are board members out for blood? I'm not sure but I decided to venture into the unknown once again.

I scraped up some change and headed to the nearest payphone. Lucky this one hadn't been melted by someone's lighter. I dialed up 403 455 5510. I asked about the ad on Craigslist. The guy responded with not knowing which ad I was talking about. I asked again about a session. Still he was kind of standoffish and said nothing about the ad. I asked again and mentioned what services were available and repeated the number I called. Still nothing. I decided to say goodbye thinking that the payphone number was making him not reveal any information. Fine. Be that way. I can poon elsewhere.

I decided to stop by the library for some free internet and decided to see what the deal was with the ad. It took me awhile to find it again. I thought maybe they pulled it. Well no they didn't. It was still there. I look at the number and it is 403 455 4510. I phoned the wrong number. Ooops.

Well back to the payphone and I'm dialing the right number. Finally a female answers. She sounds younger and not like an old hag. I ask about a session. She says that she has something available right away. Great. I ask about the 1/2 hour Escort thing. She mentions that it is outcall only and a girl will have to call me back for that and she is only available later on that night. Count me out on that.

Her voice sounds good and I ask about a quickie massage. She says if I can make it over quickly I would be good to go. No problem. I'm out the door with the phone swinging on it's cord.

I head over to Pineridge. Not too far from where I was. I find the address and start to walk up the front and off to the side entrance where she said she would open the door. I knock as there is no doorbell. I shuffle from side to side waiting for her to open the door. I glance back to the street and directly opposite the house is a guy in an Acura SUV just sitting there staring back at the house. I look back to the door and wonder what the hell that's about. He looks a little out of place to just be parked there. I look around and nobody has answered yet. I open the gate again and I head out across the street. I pass directly in front of him to see what it's all about. Since it's a cul-de-sac I have to turn in front of him and walk down the street. I can't place anything. Not a cop. Maybe just a stalker or another pooner. Don't know. I head to the cart and then go down the street. I do a u-turn and head back. I then see that he has started to pull out and leave down the street. I turn around and repark and start to walk back to the house.


I open the gate and I'm about to knock when the side door opens. I'm greeted by a 20-something brunette wearing glasses, sweats and a low-cut tank top. I noticed the boobage and the glasses. She looked perhaps Jewish with straight brown hair. She had a look to her that I can't really describe. Somebody that wouldn't stand out for attractiveness but had a look to her. All I can think of is that girl you knew in school with the cleft lip but she didn't have a cleft lip. Maybe it was the smaller chin. Either way I liked her voice and the boobage in the tank top.

I was lead down the stairs to a basement suite. How lucky am I?. We enter a room at that back that is set up with a massage table and other amenities. I look at the massage table and notice the outline of legs on the table. It looked like someone's body outline that had been smeared with oil. A cleanup would be nice. She instead just lays towels over it. That's a little better.

I ask about the services and I was not staying for the $50 1/2 massage + tips. I ask outright for just a HJ. She says it will be $60. She offers to start with a massage. Great. I'll take 2.

I lay over the towels covering the outline of previously massaged dude. I can feel his spirit but I press on. She starts right away on my inner thighs and then puts her hand on my manhood. This is a good start. I put my right hand on her ass while she start the proceedings.

This is where I usually enjoy things and take it easy. She starts to rub my cock. Not in the normal HJ up and down way but the I'm baking a pie and need to pat and rub the crust. It wasn't doing anything for me. I decid to let this one ride out and see what other techniques she was capable of. It consisted of some ball squishing, the pie crust pinch and roll, along with the head pat. She did manage the tug action but it started at the extreme base of my cock. There is no extra skin there to move up and down so I had to voice my opinion on her style. A little correction and she tried a little different style but still wasn't able to master the way I do it.

I thought to myself this might be a little better if I can see some tits. I ask about a topless. She says sure. It will be another $60. Ummmm...nope. I say that's a little bit too much for topless. She says well you are only have a 10 minute quickie so how about $30. Done.

She pulls off her top and Slim is pleased. They are decent. I'm not let down. Not the best tits I have seen but a nice natural shape and size. I'm allowed to grope and lick them as we start some dirty talk and have her go back at ripping, patting and kneading my johnson. I play with the boobs a little bit more and then have to take things into my own hands.

I grab my own hammer and do things right. She seems excited by this and plays with the boys and tweaks my nipples. Finally a decent combination. We exchange some dirty talk and I finally pop.

The lighting was dim with red lighting and you could look up and see the reflection on her glasses. The place was a basement suite with nothing fancy in it. There was no evidence of dudes waiting in other rooms. Just the ghost of previously massaged dude. On the way up I noticed dogs in the suite. One was a pitbull. Seemed friendly but just a heads-up.

Her name I think was Christina or Christine or something like that. She was decent. Not over the top. Not your typical 30+ woman from a massage parlour soon to enter menopause. It would have been a great time if the technique wasn't so Betty Crocker. Her body was decent. I don't know of FS. Didn't ask about oral.

I did manage to get out with everything intact and didn't fall on my ass. I walked out to the sidewalk but I did notice that I started running. I'm not sure why. I just wanted to run.


I Am.

Wondering Where My Next Pooning Adventure Will Take Me.

SlimShady.

 

[shuay]

I'm new on the forum, so if this question is inappropriate, please tell me, but how do you afford this? Reading your reviews, it sounds like you spend between $300 and $500 a week.

I'll admit it, I'm envious. Is there a trick to this that I'm missing?

 

[pretty woman]

I actually feel like apple pie now.

 

[TimothyRayburn]

I collect bottles and panhandle.

 

[Afnan M]

That actually generates enough income to support your hobby and living in general?

That's amazing.

 

[halifax666]

Want to come pick up your monthly collection..? My garage is getting full!!!

 

[Joe C]

Good review Slim. I'm glad you're out there going where no man has gone before... it makes for great pooner stories around the campfire.

 

[princess like kitty]

I am thinking of a word.....starts with a G......hmmmm......oh yes.....GULLIBLE!

Happy New Year buddy!

Stud.

 

[Francesca]

Eh. Given the choice between taking someone at their word and calling them a liar, it costs me nothing to accept the first.

Besides, doing the math, it might be plausible.

Figure about a thousand bucks a month to live, v. cheaply, featuring a crappy apartment with at least one roommate (~$500/mth), no car ($75/mth for a buspass, or less), cheap food (~$100/wk). That's doable, though it leaves very little leeway if something goes wrong. It also assumes no addictions, whether those are nicotine, alcohol, or something stronger.

Add another $2000/mth for his hobby.

$3000 / 30 days a month means he needs to come up with $100 a day. More likely he won't be out bottle-picking and panhandling every day, so you're probably looking at getting $130/day or so. Is that doable?

Maybe. There's no tax, at least. Figure the deposit on a bottle or can averages out to .10 a piece, and you're looking at 1300 bottles or cans a day. That, at least, is not reasonable to me. I figure he'd have to be pulling in at least half his daily income panhandling, and probably a good chunk more.

 

[mass-__-disappointment]

Funny enough there is the Romanian gypsy in Toranto dubbed "The shakey lady" who just sits on the sidewalk and convulses and people giver her money.There was a story on her in the paper.Turns out she makes about $2000 a day from panhandling.....during the X-mas season she makes $5000 a day.....CASH.

The reporter that did the story did a lot of work....seems after her hard day of work she would be picked up by her SO in a mercedes and go home to her DT Toronto condo that had leather furniture and a big screen TV.

After the story broke in the newspapers the local money dried up for her....but not from tourists....an american was about to hand her a $50 one day and a bystander explained that she was a fraud....and she attacked the bystander with her cane

So yeah...there is some money in panhandling lol

Red

 

[2290]

Okay, I think I'm one of the more anal retentive, analytical guys I know, and I wouldn't have taken the analysis to this level. I tip my hat to your highly detailed (perhaps obsessive?) calculations. Now, go get laid . . . you're expending too much energy being analytical!

H.

 

[Yeah09]

I find the mechanics of poverty really interesting, so I end up thinking about this kind of stuff fairly often. I've tried to do a study on the relative economics of day temp labour, construction temp work, swamping, and bottle picking/panhandling, but it's really challenging to get good numbers, particularly given the whole "I have a job that eats up most of my time" issue.

So if I could get real, actual numbers from a bottle picker/panhandler, that would be great! (Probably not as much fun as getting laid, though.)

 

[Ahmad Sheikh Aljoofri]

I've heard similar stories, yeah.

I would almost want to take a couple weeks off work and panhandle downtown, just to see how much money a person can make vs hours put in.

I don't think I could bring myself to pick bottles, though. Yuck. I'll admit it, I'm that much of a snob.

 

[lisaraeneal]

i saw two guys on quads picking bottles up the "willow Creek rd." near Hinton a few years back and they said it takes them between a week to 10 days to do a 45 km stretch(up to the Jack Wright, i think) both sides. not sure how much they made that year but buddy said the time before that, they split about $4300. not a bad haul. and that was before pop cans went up to $0.10. but i'm sure there weren't too many coke cans, mostly pil, bud and kokanee. righands...will they ever learn???

 

[Fnordian]

I used to bottle collect when I was a kid....also shovelled sidewalks in winter in -30 for cash in bowness (after the effects of the NEP)...mowed lawns in the summer....learned to work hard and appreciate the value of a hard earned buck when I was a kid.....instead of sitting on my ass playing on the nintendo

All in all it built character and drive

Red

 

[Ravi TEJA]

To end the discussion I only use bottle collection to supplement my regular income.

 

[Mrs. C]

There, fixed that up for you Slim.

 

[i H.S.P.]

Using a wordlike that, I'm betting your regular job is a butler, or a high school english teacher.

 

[Robert N]

What an amusing examine. And although unlucky, a unforgettable experience.