Leaving you with these thoughts

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I'll be away and this will be my last post for a few days. I know you don't really care and there's no need to keep you up to date on my whereabouts, but it's kind of traumatic for me so I thought I'd leave you with some important thoughts, in case anything happens to me.

I've posted these thoughts elsewhere in the past, so they may look familiar to some of you.

My dog sometimes eats her own shit. I don't really want any advice on why or what to do about it as it's not a regular occurence. It just seems like a good way to start this thread. It ties in later.

A little while ago, I went to my niece's school talent contest. A girl got up and did a little song and dance number. She sang the Pussy Cat Girl's song:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
She was twelve.
I couldn't decide whether it was precociously cute or really inappropriate.
My neice played a classical piece on the piano with her ass firmly planted on the stool. I was grateful for that.

I was stopped at a light downtown, where a man was walking up and down, between the cars, asking for spare change. He looked homeless. I didn't give him anything. I was on my way to see a 250/hr escort. I feel pretty shitty about that. I wonder, if he was a woman, would he consider being an escort.

After seeing an SP, my fingers always smell like pussy. I really like DATY and using digits. Even though I wash my hands and everything else, I'll be driving home and I can still smell the pussy. At the time, it's a rather pleasant reminder of the great time I just had and since the smell is also on my chin and nose, all I have to do is take a deep breath and the memories come flooding back. But what concerns me is that the pussy smell from my hands may be absorbed into the leather of the steering wheel and shift knob.

When people get in my car, can they still smell the pussy? I have noticed people get in my car and look around with a puzzled look on their face. If they can smell it, I assume one of the following:
1) They know what it is and assume I get a lot of action in my car but they're afraid to ask.
2) They don't spend enough time eating pussy themselves and can't quite place the smell.
3) They think I've been on a recent fishing trip.

When I get home from visiting an SP, my dog always smells my hands and licks them profusely. I guess she likes pussy, too.
For those keeping track, yes, my dog eats shit and licks my hands. Although it's fairly rare and I always wash my hands afterwards, it's still disgusting.

By the way, the same thing happens when I chop onions. I can smell the onion on my hands for a couple of days, even after washing. The onion smell is easy to explain and, since I don't usually spend any time licking and sucking the onion, there's less explaining to do. My dog doesn't lick the onion smelling hands, just the pussy smelling hands.

I leave you with these valuable words, to express my deepest appreciation for allowing me to be a part of this board.

Hopefully, I'll be back next week. Don't kill each other while I'm gone.

 
Geez, Lou.

That explains the consternation on my face last time I hitched a ride with you.
 
Incredible, I'm laughing so hard that I'm snorting and my tummy hurts.

You sound alittle like Jack Lemmon's character in Grumpy Old Men!

Have fun and return safely

:great:
 
Funny shit Lou. You brought back another memory for me. I use to have a dog that didn't eat shit but would roll around in it. The first time it happened I didn't know about her stinky fetish and let her in my car. It was a hot day and I had no AC, you could imagine the end result. :grrrrrr: :lol:
 
A little while ago, I went to my niece's school talent contest. A girl got up and did a little song and dance number. She sang the Pussy Cat Girl's song:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
She was twelve.
I couldn't decide whether it was precociously cute or really inappropriate.


PARENTS ALLOWED IT. :no:
 
+1 on both. Although we're using the word "parents" rather loosely.
 
You are funny you ol fart. Is the smell the same if your fingers go up their ass. :whip:
 
:lol: Don't worry Bear he gets banned every couple of weeks. By next month you won't be hearing from him. I think :go:
 
Who made you President of massageplanet? Read your own posts sometimes you shiller.



Your wife looked great on my bed last night, thanks for sharing BT.
 
Lou how about using gloves when you digit and peel onions. :slap:
 
That's ok saves you the poop and scoop, carry a bib for her instead of a baggy.





It's no big deal as long as she was dressed appropriately.



That was me you selfish bastard. Not only didn't you throw me a toonie but you almost ran over my foot!



You could make it up to me for almost running over my foot by letting me sniff your fingers! FUCK YOU SELFISH PRICK, you treat your dog better than me!!!!
 
I thought we had a Dean? Nope not me.

So YOU consider the topic of 12 years olds singing graphicly sexual lyrics amusing? Maybe start a poll?

Me shill? Never. Got any proof you bad, bad, boy?

T R Y T O P U T a coherent thought together. Reference my posts?
 
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