Lights...camera...action!

[opheliasez]

Overheard in a Thai prison....

What are you in for?

Murder!
Theft!
Drugs!

Suitcase full of rubber cocs!

Bend down and get that soap for me!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sex toys they just confiscate at airport I reckon would probably charge a Thai though especially if a few and they thought for sale.. We always used to bring a few from holland for wifeys mates.. she would wrap it as a present and give it to them in the bar.. Much hilarity and joking as they unwraped a 12 inch big black mamba or similar.. Never got stopped but it is illegal.

As to the filming.. BE VERY CAREFUL !!! I was offered a lot of money to make non porn vids and pics.. just some nude, girls gone wild, party stuff.. Wet T shirts.. Drunk and nakid in pools.. Sounds like money for old rope right !! just film a few weekends with extra spending money, nothing special for a fair bit of USD plus all costs.. Well asked around amoung some Thais I knew and one farang in legal connections.. Every single one said stay well away unless I wanted to do time in a Thai jail.

Any girl can drop you in it to her friendly police mate who will split your bribes and fines payable to get you out with her.. Even the flash of a nipple can be enough to get in serious trouble if they want to.. of course they dont bother a tourist but if they want to its major jail time.. The old owner of shark club ran away from 30 mil baht investment and the best club in town because of a few year old photo of a girl topless !!

Basically be aware of the risks of what your considering.. Filming nudes in Thailand is possible to do real jail time.. Couple of years in a Thai nick no thanks.

 

[lovelylady]

You try asking any of the DVD sellers in their hideaway rooms for any p@rn with Thai girls in and they won't have any...yet there'll be heaps of US/UK and Japanese DVDs.

That guy in Bangkok with his asianstreetmeat site must be passing on some pretty thick brown envelopes to somebody to keep doing what he is doing with the BGs there.

Presumably his site is not hosted in Thailand??

 

[mrfrudd2006]

Well, don't understand why you need it! Sure that some males here would be pleased to do you a much better service then your toy!

I would, if I could make it to Thailand!

 

[Pompal 09.]

If you'd actually read the board a bit more , you'd realise that M&M stands for Marcie and Mike (who are married with kids) , I don't think they will need any help from you !!!!!:bangin:

 

[redapples]

Faulty!!! Where would we be without you!!! Always ready to bring someone back to reality with a thump!!! Keep up the good work!!!

 

[ann_svit]

Have you ever thought that some women might prefer a plastic prick to the prick on the end of the real one!!!!

wake up NB!!!!.....show a bit of respect to someone who is joining in an adult conversation.....M+M are our friends!!

 

[Erika]

Have you ever thought that some women might prefer a plastic prick to the prick on the end of the real one!!!!

QUOTE]

I had to think about that before I laughed, but laugh I did and well said N1

 

[nicky c]

Well folks, just tried to help out! I always serve a lady in the need. If she has something else to play with, a bit more real, that is very good for her.

I would feel a lot of respect, when a lady did me a nice offer like that. But then I am not married!

 

[reme_1]

I must admit I was a little pissed when I wrote these last a couple of posts...Hmmmmm have to be more discreet in the future :

Marcia

 

[gaston M]

nah...it's just boring Marcia....should be able to have a decent conversation without some nob coming in with that shi'ite....we are all adults here.....well except one!!!

If we were in a pub.......we would have all groaned and walked away......but we can't here!

 

[Rainbow Child]

God you talk some bollucks.....

 

[Jazmine]

You're right Nels....I would have gotton off my bar stool for sure and moved on for better company!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

 

[Curious]

Marcia i have to say i do enjoy your drunk posts..... :ytounge: Dont be discreet because of some little twat....

 

[just being honest]

Hey man look at yourself! I am tall, almost 60, and just use your brains, as no bad intention and negativism towards the lady and just kidding!

Mind your manners, young man!:blah:

 

[zoetodman]

WTF....I think you missed the point of "some little twat"...Too Funny

 

[Twilight Brigade]

I for one am looking forward to meeting up with you Marcia. I assure you I will be a gentleman but I do love a woman who can hold her own with a bunch of drunken raunchy guys.

Don't worry about being discreet, we're all friends here.

 

[Visualize whirled PEAS]

See i really could comment on this but as you "missed the point" as searanger so nicely put it i dont see the point of reacting to this

 

[kazi]

I am an unlucky French man. First they tell me not to service the lady, then I thought to be mistaken for a kind of dwarf!

Difficult language yours is. Wish Napoleon came back and made the world french!

Sorry Mr Cybernator, I really apologize! I thought you were in the camp of the people frawning on me, to help the poor little lady out.:mad2:

 

[Tabitha]

'nuff said