Leonard Telepathy Esquire
Active Member
Getting a hj from a girl you would not want to see nude is fairly heroic!My review of "Anna" from Petworth who is discussed in this thread...interesting experience:
Anna is older and larger than you’d imagine. Proper grandma. Had a good tooth and what sounded like an issue with phlegm. English non existent but a friendly lady nonetheless.
Her basement is dark, small, but otherwise clean and comfortable. The washroom was modern and clean. Despite the family upstairs, it was quiet and relaxing.
Massage itself was actually decent! Started out with some great back walking which resulted in some vertebrae cracking. Worth the price of admission alone.
Following the back walking she proceeded with some great stretches. I must say I did not appreciate her attempt at further manipulations, this time of higher up the neck (upper rib) but good otherwise.
She then proceeded with an oil based massage, which was clearly not her strong suit, but was not bad either. Hit the standard spots, including pressure points on the calves, the IT band, and back and neck.
Took her time on the finish which got the job done. Believe me, unless you are a senior citizen yourself, there would be no desire to see anything less than a fully clothed Anna. Had to really concentrate to finish but she had nice technique. Not her first time handling a cock.
Post finish, I was offered the shower to clean up which bug, clean, and well equipped with lots of products.
Funny story 1: I actually left my wallet in my car and had to explain to her with the help of Google Translate that she could keep my phone while I went out to the car to get her money. She declined and simply came outside with me, which was fine. She was seemingly totally understanding.
Funny story 2: while she was sitting on my back to perform a massage, I am about 85% sure she accidentally farted.
Funny story 3: after I nutted, she ran to the bathroom with my load in her hands…which passed directly over my face. Was a blooper waiting to happen.
$60+$25 tip which she seemed super appreciative of…lots of thank yous, and bowing on the driveway before turning around to go back to the house but not before hacking up some more phlegm.
Would I repeat? Of course not but all in all, not as terrible as some other experiences, and didn’t break the bank, while definitely having some therapeutic value. Genuinely nice lady. I can definitely see how she would appeal to some people.
I think I would go home & watch porn instead but i do not have your ability.