Google translate 1 through 5. Then show them .
hmmm
1. ๆฏ็๏ผๆ็็ๅพๅๆญกไฝ
2. ๆฏ็๏ผๆๅพๅฅฝๅฐ็่งฃไบ็ ด็ข็Chenglish๏ผๅฐฑๅ็ฌฌไบ่ช่จ
3. ไฝ ๅฏไปฅๅจๆ่บซ้ๆพ้ฌๅ้็ฉ็ฌ๏ผๆๅๆญกๅฎ
4. ไฝ ่ชฟๆ
ๆไฝฟ็จ็้ฃๅๅฐๅฅณๅญฉ็่ฒ้ณๅฎๅ
จ่ฎๆ่ๅฅฎ
5. ไธ่ฆๆๅฟๆ่ฆ้็ๅ
ถไปๅฅณๅญฉโฆโฆๅๅพ
ๆ๏ผๆๆฏไฝ ็๏ผ
Though I think most would use simplified. Hey, Iโm a classic sort of guy.
Letโs see how it looks back in English
1. Yes, I really like you
2. Yes, I understand the broken Chenglish well, just like a second language
3. You can relax by my side and make jokes, i like it
4. The voice of the little girl you used to flirt totally excites me
5. Don't worry about the other girls I have met...be kind to me, I am yours!
Wait just a fucking minuteโฆdo I have to run
@xtc27 through a translator into Chinese and then back into English to fix his fucking grammar and understand what the fuck heโs saying?
โฆactually jokes aside thatโs surprisingly accurate back into English (I have no idea if that Chinese is accurate and I could say all thatโฆin much fewer words
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