Originally Posted by Rejected Monke
I'm just curious. What's the "worst" thing you've done to an AMP girl?
Two things and both in all seriousness -
First was more of what I did bad that started to taint (pun intended) an ongoing customer provider relationship at an AMP. Not really a bad thing to HER.
As many of us have, in the early 90s and early in the AMP phase for me, I got simply enchanted with the service of one asian girl at a spa; both shall remain nameless. I would always ask for her and often expressed my disappointment when she was not available (not poorly usually, just expressed it). I thought I was a seasoned AMP person at the time, but truly I was not. Our "friendship" was very good and we had good sessions. One time, I uttered an off the cuff remark while having fun - "I love you".
That simple utterance caught her by surprise big time and I could not believe I actually said it and retracted it immediately. It was an expression meant to convey how much I enjoyed my sessions with her. From that point forward it seemed to be that I was on a radar screen of "crossing the line" or perhaps going to postal or psycho. Not realy sure. She increased her deferral of serving me, even when I called for appointments, over time although I still would get her from time to time. I learned then that no matter what, remember this is pay for pussy and business for her. Crossing the line could be dangerous for her (and detrimental to me).
Second thiing, and somewhat related, was with the same lady at the same AMP. I came in one night and told her I wanted to fuck her. Now this is not a FS AMP but she let me and god it was great. Well, I had recently gotten married. I had gotten a strange discoloration on my pecker head about two weeks following the encounter with the AMP girl. My ex wife got some issues to. We went to a urologist who pronounced that I had a form of genital warts (HPV) and gave me some shit to put on my dick. The discoloration never completely went away, but faded in and out. My ex got HPV on her pap smear and the worst kind of of the hundred plus virus that make up the HPV group.
Well, I was convinced, without being armed with proper knowledge, that I caught the HPV from the AMP girl. What did I do, I posted it on an open board....it may have been this one or TBD (free at that time). Needless to say I was persona non gratata the next time I walked into that spa.
After about a year of the oscillating red discoloration and itching on my dick,
I had some street action that resulted in concern that I get tested for HIV and other things. I had to go to the free clinic in the county I worked in.
Well the doc took one look at my dick and said, that monster (LOL) has a yeast infection! For a fucking year I had a yeast infection and that damn urologist got the diagnosis wrong! I have, with the assistance of this board, the web, and books educated myself on HPV etc. But I digress.
The bad thing was posting that I got something from an AMP girl when in fact I did not. I probably had the HPV since college days which goes dormant and active without, essentially , any rhyme or reason. I posted on a public board that xxxx had given me HPV. She was livid and rightfullys so. I tried apologizin in open board, well after the fact, and in person but to no avail.
I had hurt her business pure and simple on two levels - ONE I shared publicly that I got FS from her in a non FS spa, and that from it I caught something.
With the exception of commonly known FS spas (less and less these days) I rarely ever post about getting FS if I do. I dont want to compromise the girls livelyhood or my abliltiy to get puntang with a nice rub. Second, I will go to the proper doctor to get me checked out before considering an open public statement about it on a forum (if associated with a provider). If I am certain beyond a reasonable doubt that I got it from a skank pussy, I will notify the provider first. If she is not receptive and communicative about her condition, examination, and results, then I consider it fair play to advise in PMs about what I encountered and perhaps consider a more public discussion if conditions warrant.
So, I guess the baddest thing I did with an AMP outside of CIM or slipping in the backdoor like previously mentioned, is forget it is truly a business in the providers eyes (hence it is just fucking not something else) and besmerch her integrity and impact her business without having all the facts. I wont do that again.
SIDEBAR
Many a time I would go to other spas in Waldorf, Laurel, Jessup, DC etc and on infrequent occasions the girl, whom I might or might not recognize, would say to me, XXXX hates you or made sure you got crap service at this spa or with this girl. The AMP provider I offended was pretty high up on the food chain at one time. She made sure to spread her venom to others.
I guess the baddest thing I ever did to an AMP girl has been coming back to me from time to time since.
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