Massage Parlor Reports

[ILOVEYAHOOANSWERS]

Excuse me, have you lost your mind? If you are bringing that with you to an AMP you are putting EVERYONE THERE at risk. Save it for incalls to your house or outcalls to a hotel.

 

[Funeral Fires]

With gas prices being up there where they are, I've decided to get in the habit of calling before travelling to an AMP, but I was driving around DC for some un-related business when I:

Called 14k- several times-, but no one answered the phone.

Called Supra; number disconnected.

I headed over to H&H (it's on my way home), but no one answered the door. I don't have a number for them, so I didn't call ahead of time; anyhow, I got no response after several minutes of waiting. What's the deal with this place anyway?

Mr. Snipes

 

[Tired Old Man]

Are there any AMPs worth going to left? What do you guys do? I know it can't be that easy to just completely stop.

 

[Mommy to 3]

I think they relocated in Virginia some time ago, Arlington or Alexandria. I called them one day and they gave me a Virginia address.

 

[brainlady]

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[Pamela D(midget12_]

I don't know who you are or what kind of awesome powers you possess, but can you spare Sleazebum? He's a really nice guy (at least on the Internet) and usually I see him telling people to take flames to PM. Whatever the spat is about, Sleazebum's not really one you should go after. Look at his posting history. When does he ever take the initiative to flame or personally attack anyone? So I request that Sleazebum be spared. It seems like you are seeking civilized responses, and I think Sleazebum is the master of those!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Probably not a newsflash for a lot of you, but I was funded, in the neighborhood, and curious, so I climbed the stairs and checked. No "closed" sign, but no answer to knocking and ringing either. Too bad, it looks like all the remaining DC places are just a little too far out of my way for now.

 

[spinner]

WTF is going on? The time before last (like a month ago) the place was PACKED, crazy busy. The last time (last week. Sorry no post.computer problems) no water. Was mildly upset but the EXCELLENT service made up for it. Saw Gina. She spent a long time talking to the little man, he had fun as did I. Round and round we went until 70 minutes lapsed.

Strange. How does this shit happen. I was saving up for this weekend. Ok I'll have to look elsewhere. The location was convenient. Ok. Moving on.

It would appear the Oriental Spa is MIA too. No posts on CL at all. Usually there's 1-2 per day. Plus a pic. Damn! Time to break out the good tequila.

I'll try at least to do some recon this weekend. Will post if I can.

Cabbie

PS sorry about the clementines and farts.

 

[Sisir]

A little humor. lol

ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE........ Has a good imagination
I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
34-23-34.................. 34-32-40

pc out

 

[cinderella_948]

On Friday 2/6 about 11 am, I stopped by 2nd floor M street for a shower etc. Mamasan escorted me to the first room on the left and sent in a lovely young lady with D's. Her hair was still wed from a shower. Table shower was above average and we returned to room for the continuation. The muscle manipulation was Ok but not super good. Before a flip things got much sexier which was a real turn on.

The rest was great and not rushed. She gave me her name but I unfortunately forgot but it started with the letter "D". As we exited the shower room, I spotted a slim lady so I asked "D" what the lady's name was and she said "we do not give out names".

On Wednesday, I returned to 2nd floor for a visit about 11 am and became frustrated as 6 or 8 rings on the bell met with no no response and as the mailman entered I left. I moved to across the street to see if there was any life on 2 or 3 and didn't see any. I then walked around for 15 minutes and returned to ring again. Ring, wait, ring wait, ring, wait, ring buzz so I entered and climbed up to 2nd to try to enter. No response then I noticed that mamasan from 3rd had descended and was waiving for me to follow her. I shook my head no and she said "they closed". I then decided to leave.

I walked the few doors east to Jasmine where I was admitted by Candy. She is good looking with big natural feeling breasts - which is not my preference. I asked for a lineup and after a second request she called out something to a second lady who popped her head out with a smirk on her face so I looked at Candy and grabbed her arm and entered the room. She said room fee was $70 when I handed over $60. I told her that all I brought with me was $160 as I had expected to visit the place down the street, but it was closed. She asked to see the rest and finally took my $ to get change.

Someone else was in the shower room so we had to wait - thus there had to be 3 ladies working that morning. She cossyed up to me for me to give a little touching of her arms and back. Finally in for a quick below average shower and back to the room. She told me to lie down and said she would be gone for 2 minutes to eat her lunch. After a few minutes she returned for an average manipulation. Has anyone else had a session interrupted for a lunch break. She asked for the $ tip which was in my shirt pocket, where she had watched me place them. She said nothing about the $90.

After a good finish to the session she told me to lie down for a follow up massage. I said how about if I give you one. She said OK and layed down with a pair of red panties on. So I proceeded to give her a massage, had her flip and finished the massage. She then said 5 minutes for her to give me one. At the end she helped me get dressed and said - next time you bring $170.

She also asked if I liked ladies with big or small boobs. I said that my preference was medium size, but I selected her as she wanted to service me and the other lady who was closer to my preference obviously did not. For me
desire to service is more important than size. She also said, in response to a question, that her parents came from the south of Korea.

Can anyone tell me if 2nd floor is closed permanently or I was just unlucky.

All in all I had two good sessions with different ladies who provided good service.

 

[n i n j a - c o o k i e]

So I leave work early to visit the shining Star. No buzz in at 3 p.m. That was a first. Walk back down the steps and a mounty on a bike says "what was your business in there." I said I was looking for a restaurant. So freaked out decided to have a burger at Fuddruckers around the corner and call it an afternoon.

 

[Mayomysoync]

Saw her this week dude, she is still around.

 

[CarlG]

I'll be in dc in June and am wondering what is customary up there. I am a regular at Tampa amp's; usually head down to Osaka, Bangkon or Yoshiko in the kennedy area after work, but have been going to Aloha since le seems to avoid that place.

Here at home I generally have to ring the doorbell 80 times just to get inside; once I've had my shower I generally have to ask for a towel about 120 times before I get one. Is this what I can expect on my vacay?

pleasse pm if you don't want to post. Thnks

 

[Steffie]

Thanks, JJ. Since I put the info here to "good" use, I felt I owed it to the members who helped me to review my findings.

 

[Maddy]

DC AMPs are at the bottom of the quality now.

 

[sandra]

I went by there last night but there were no lights on and the number I have is out of service. Does anybody know if its still open?

 

[Sudhakar B]

Nana doesn't even own a computer.

Let's put it that that way.

 

[Omar]

A John, Like you, I used to hold my nose going there, but the climb was usually worth it. Went in one Saturday and my little friend, Mimi, I think, grabbed a hold and said "Massage later, Play now! " What a time we had! Ah, the memories.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Jeff]

Just wait until all the mongers collect on their new economic incentive "rebate". All the K-girls will be wearing smiles... as will many mongers!

 

[Pompal 09.]

To senior members this doesn't apply, just in case there might be other new users curious on the location of some of these AMP's. Use google map! Haha, just simply type in the area (Washington DC) and type the name of the spa you are looking for. It will list the address and the location on the map. Most of the "well known" spa's can be found this way. Hope that helps