Massage Parlor Reports

[? k y k y ?]

I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one review, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.

 

[Erika]

Sounds nice

 

[motherofgradn04]

What happens to 521 g st?

 

[Lance R]

Amen! Also a yes here.

 

[shottayout]

Welcome to the DC board! The above is the kind of post I like to see--going to a new spa SO THAT he can contribute something that is lacking. What a concept!

Keep em wet & keep the reviews cumming!
LoveLOS

 

[fancypantsy]

It's an old place. Same number - just google it. They're actually advertising in this climate of shutdowns!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW

Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.

Papasan1

 

[Monique]

Sorry for the repeats (see below) ... NT

 

[buildermantn]

I'm not sure what effect adding Korea to the VWP would have - Japan is on the VWP, but I've never had a Japanese provider. I've had plenty of K. providers in their mid-late twenties in DC - the problem is most are long gone (for now). Someone in her 30s+ applying for a student visa would raise eyebrows.

 

[dantheman]

I made it, too!

I feel famous, sorta.

 

[Rebecca]

AVOID, that is all i have to say!!

 

[dlutemp]

If you really are the poor sap that was caught on camera, is it wise identifying your user name to everyone here, and LE?

The extra tip sounds a little odd. Maybe she was just trying to hustle YOU, or maybe she couldn't count right.

Did she perform the standard operations after you refused her the extra cash?



Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Gaylord Brunosky]

AMPs no, WhiteLair yes.

 

[Lempster]

Been RTFF'n and did some early morning recon a couple of days ago. Went by Sun, Rio and 10th St, getting an idea of where to go this weekend. Seem I was way too early for G, if I even found the right spot, Rio seemed open and yikes, you guys were right, 10th was a zoo! Found Happiness in the midst of that confusion, but not 521. I'll have a review up soon.

 

[Lindsay G]

I figured there was a glut of information about other establishments and decided to contribute something new by going to IHC. Went by late afternoon on Friday and drew Sophia. She's thin, 5'6"ish, natural healthy B's, long black hair, and mid 30's. Found out later she's half Korean and half Chinese (I think that's what she said). Looks were a solid 7 in all categories (maybe a little higher in the face) for me.

OK TS, pretty good massage, was open to the works although I've recently been having issues making it through the whole event due to getting too damn worked up.

I didn't experience anything above and beyond, but she was very eager to please, and provided a very enjoyable session. Standard fees applied.

Saw 1 other provider at the place when we were walking around - that one was similar height and skinny with larger cups, but not as pretty. Didn't get her name

Only odd thing about the experience, was that I wasn't asked for the house fee until after the shower back in the room - that was new. This was also the first place with the little valuable bag and shower slippers.

PM for any more info if necessary - but don't ask for directions or location. If I can find it so can you.

 

[steveh4316]

Toughen up.

My post clearly states if you know anything about an AMP being trashed, PM me. You don't know anything about it so don't PM me. I didn't tell you because I don't know you and based on the content of your posts; I don't WANT to know you.

I'm trying to get confirmation or denial about what I heard happened. You can provide neither.

The girls want to keep it a "secret" because such an incident could be bad for business.

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[over 9000]

Yeah, I got busted with a DUI in Washington by blowing a 0.02 on the breathalyzer. You read that correctly...0.02. This was about 8 years ago, but I went out for happy hour, had a few drinks and stopped drinking around 7pm and began drinking Diet Coke. On the way home, drove through a checkpoint and made the mistake of telling the cop that I had a few drinks, but stopped drinking 6 hours before. Enough said.

But, you forgot that cell phone use (non-hands free) is illegal in DC also.

Van

 

[shahab_phoenix]

Brilliantly said Lax. I'll get right on it after I make sexy time with my mother-in-law. Great success!!

 

[abhi n]

Fellows,

I saw "Susie" a few weeks ago. She looked very familiar to me. Out of curiousity, I asked her a few questions about where she worked at in the past. I really couldn't figuare out where I had her services. However, when we got down to business, she remembered me from the Sun. I told her that she use to go by the name "Joy". We both got a big laugh out of it. We talked about my other favorite girls from Sun like "Young" and "June". She told me that "Young" has opened up her own shop in GA. Anyway, Joy aka Susie still puts it down like ole times.

Hotman is out!

 

[420xPASSiONx420]

Went to check out the new Amp on 14 and K across from 1413.

Rang the bell, and a day laborer said they expect to open second week of April.

So I expect to check it out and review.

Loopy de Loop