Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Jasmine is open again, after a couple of weeks of "renovations. " I walked by this afternoon, but didn't have time to stop in.

This is a public service announcement.

 

[Hannah Iced Over]

Despite all the traffic around that area I decided to hit up H&H. I wasn't expecting any beauty queens but I drew 'M'. The thing about 'M' is that I remember her from many years ago, when I had an office job in the Dupont circle area; she used to be/or still is, a cleaning lady. Looks like the economy has people in all walks of life looking for other forms of employment. I remember her because of her shy demeanor, and that she was married. At the time. Another thing is that she actually used her real name from when I knew her from before, when introducing herself at H&H which is why I'm only going to post her first initial here. I seriously doubt she remember me, and made no indications that she did. Anyhow, despite her being very quiet, she was willing to please and I got my money's worth. Not a talker but I'm not there to socialize.

Girl next door type face. Nice body. O. K massage. Never said no on the other requests.

If you draw her, treat her well.

 

[Monsieur Rick]

Van. The reason I asked if it was open was because I want to write a review or 2. Problem is, thats the only place I've been. I'm not a "professional" like it seems the majority of this board is, I'm a novice, at best. I've been to an AMP only 3 times, all 3 times being at CPHC, and all over 2 years ago. Therefore, I wasn't aware of this "black Weds. " you're referring to. All I asked was a simple question. No need for you to get all uppidy. I just thought as a fellow man, out for the same things, I could have gotten an answer to a simple question such as, is this place open, without a whole bunch of flack. But at any rate. Thanx for the warm welcome Van. Ass.

Anyhow, now as someone who, like I said, my only experiences with an AMP were over 2 yrs ago, am eager to get back into the life and write my experiences, I was curious as to if anyone can make a recomendation of a place around DC that operates similarly to CPHC. Only because thats the only place I've been and I don't want to walk into a place that has a different set of rules and end up embarassing myself. So if anyone could recommend a place that is similar to CPHC, it would be much appreciated. If not, thanx for taking the time to read this. No need for negative comments like my new friend Van left.

Ready and waiting to write an awesome review.

Hollywood

 

[Pompal 09.]

Pink at Neverland is a good pinch-hitter, she has fine looks, good service and a sweet attitude. A bit light up top but still nice curves. I actually chose her over Tinkerbell who seemed a bit on the scrawny side (even though I like thin, I don't think she was even 90 pounds). Pink would be about 5-4, 110, in my sweet spot. Still, did not appreciate the deception of the Mamasan who said on the phone my old favorite was there but then all of a sudden 'gone.' Supposedly due back in a week or two but hard to trust the lady now.

 

[kaye r]

Just a fair-skinned Korean girl with straight brown hair. Slender and petite, natural B's or C's. Very ladylike. I am very attracted to her. I am able to take her out for food and drink and am able to bed her. She hides underneath the blanket saying she is very shy and embarassed. I am able to coax her out and she then goes into the massage parlor mode where she kisses down my body and starts to give me a nice BBBJ. She reaches for a condom and I ask her if we can do it without the condom. I won't cum inside, I say. We fuck bareback. I ask to cum inside her in the passion of the moment. She nods and I cream inside her pussy.

Afterwards, I try to hug her. She says she's not used to sleeping with someone else. It becomes very obvious. I try to hold her but no reciprocation. Next morning, I fuck her again and she says that's why she doesn't like sleeping in the same bed. Ha.

A few more dinner and drinking dates. A few times I'm rejected, a couple of times where I'm sent home with blue balls, one time where she insists we sleep in different rooms. Finally I am able to score again, and again I fuck her pussy and cum in it in the evening, and cum inside again the next morning.

She finally leaves for home. I call her. Her phone number has changed.

Easy come. Easy go. At least I didn't buy her that Gucci bag she wanted because the store did not have it in stock.

 

[smeaty3]

I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:

Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street

And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.

 

[deek]

Jack B Nimble:
I had Mickey at 1413K today. Yes she's a lot older than most, but she gives one hell of a massaghee. She gives at least 30 min. attention to the muscles, and uses every part of her body to fix every part of yours. She also has natural tits, albeit a little saggy. The flip was a little lacking, mish only, but she seemed to enjoy it. Her Engrish is very good. The best news is she's going back to California tomorrow, so there should be a new girl coming. The hour lasted about 75 minutes.

Mamasan jokingly said "bye, come back tomorrow".

She put on a CD of some remakes of songs. The first one was Paul Simon's 'Mother & Child Reunion', during the massage was 'Comfortably Numb', and while doing a lousy CBJ it was 'Don't let the Sun go Down on Me'. Somehow they all seemed appropriate at the time.

Oh well, it's only money.

 

[The Wiz]

The cops were awful, and scared me away more than once. Happiness started the puchcard briefly too. In between closures. Has anyone seen Happiness lately. Slighty uphill from Royal.

 

[Lady Blue]

Classy. It's a nice twist. I'm more the person for a shallow 45 minutes than a classy hour but. Different strokes for different folks. The more expensive end of the deal might be worth it. Tough to say. I think I'd have to see what's there, the girls vs pictures, the location, and the overall feel of the place to really make my judgment.

I am glad that you had a nice time.

Cabbie!

 

[Hitpig #1]

Visited Sakura/SKO whatever it's being called now last Tuesday at around 3:00pm or so. Pretty vacant during that time. Saw Apple. She definitely wasn't the best looking apple in the bunch, but her attitude was great. The TS was outstanding I must admit. I've participated in a great many TSs and I have to admit, she's up there in that department. The actual massage was pretty poor, but like I said, her attitude made up for a lot and she was very accomodating. Standard house rate. She asked for $1 up fron, but I only gave her $.40 for a bbbj. All in all, I'd give it about a 6. Would've have liked a better selection though.

 

[stacie]

Sun is gone? WTF happened?

 

[CARNAGE *Anti-YOU]

Thanks JJ, I appreciate it. I understand the need to be cautious against LE, but I promise there is nada to worry about with this guy.

Just trying to help, and be helpful any way I can.

Stay Up,

JDC

 

[danielle Z]

Hmmm. It could be that mamasan had cameras installed in the rooms without anyone else's knowledge. Might be mamasan's way of getting off. Who knows? If so, might be worth asking mamasan for a session.

R::R

 

[Strawberry Milk]

Nukey nice one,

Ladies like money the bottom line. They want and enjoy nice things. If they're making money there staying. If they get wind someone else's is making more money somewhere else there gone. There are some may be many that throw it away in gambling houses/casino, drugs/liquor. If they can't follow house rules there gone. If the cats can't work out their differences usually the senior member overrules and there gone. I know ladies who ben one place for numerous years. There is always the old-fashioned rotation.

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Hannah G]

Would that it were so!

We live in such a sad, sad world.

 

[Come to chat!]

She also could be the Nana who previously worked at HWC in Woodbridge (and Gold, 1413K, Happiness, Sun Club, and maybe other AMPs in DC) as well as Philadelphia area AMPs and the famous Hong Kong Spa in Wamassageplanet.netury, Connecticut before it got busted and shut down.

If she's the Nana who previously worked at HWC, she really is a lot of fun and well worth a visit.

 

[Shelby J]

Has anyone actually gotten mamasan to show a lineup at mist?

 

[??? ??? ???]

Ok, some I'm a couple weeks late on getting the word out, but hey, I was on vacation.

Anyway, I went to go see Ruby across the street from where I am a member, and Ruby was AWESOME. The TS was fabulous, the massage was Outstanding, and the flip. Was OK. No insertion, but I Senior can write me for more details and exact locations.

 

[ramonefaq]

When you get handed the mouthwash--rejoice! I have found it is an unspoken signal that presents a high probability that the girl will accept DATY. YMMV.

By the way, 10 cents, that was a great review. Welcome to DC.

LoveLOS

Hmmmmmm. I pose a riddle: If Little LL is LoveLOS's dick, then what is the relation between Freshly G13'ed and Mr Aeolus?

....And by the way, let me be the first to congratulate you on 100 posts. Actually, 103 when you add up your two screen names...

 

[Ericho]

Try out other places in Bmore, and NOVA, commute is not at all bad, but crackdowns are happening everywhere.