MONGERERERERS BEWARE ! New TG snack on the market

[Evenstar]

MONGERERERERS BEWARE !
New TG snack on the market “Falang Balls”
Hot on the heels of the “Ban Viagra” story (“BGs protest enhanced falang performance”) which appeared in Pattaya’s “Wal(king) Street Journal” this week, the latest addition to the grasshopper cart is a new delicacy which will strike fear into the hearts of all s*xpests and s*xpats - "Falang Balls". At 50 baht a pack, the delicate “crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside” snack, which, at that price, is expected to be bought by the mongerererers themselves when asked for by their TGs, is the product of a new co-operation between unscrupulous Viagra sellers, an underground Indian tailoring school and over-banged BGs, who when their customers have finished their extended horizontal aerobics, let them fall deeply asleep, then remove their gonads, deftly sewing up the sac before disappearing into the night.

Asked about the new snack, one BG on 2nd Road who wished to remain anonymous (here’s her pic), said “It’s not about making a profit. It’s about getting our own back”.

The phenomenon is not localised – expect to be offered this new snack all over Thailand thanks to a distribution deal with (sex) Chang(e) Beer.

One victim, who also spoke confidentially, commented "Ah divent feel nah diffrent mesel! Ahm gannin te soi six frebit now."

Andy Cap

 

[jwerkob]

Well how do they taste cap?

 

[Ronny]

AC, sounds like this will be the new, Hashers preferred snack.:intello:

 

[peter_unk]

It was the taste made me ask what they were Tommy - "Hot Salty Balls" is the only description that comes to mind......5555:beurk:

AC

 

[Fish Lover]

Well a pack does fit in a running shorts pocket and you can always play with them if you're bored....h:

AC

 

[Precy]

Maybe also for those who prefer a LB every once in a while?

 

[Tori ?????]

Gotta try it :intello:

 

[carbefangirl]

i think they sell these hot salty balls up soi paradise,innit,so k2 said anyway.:love3:

 

[Matakola]

A couple of years ago, in Chaing Mai, the barmaid in O'Malleys Bar had us try these little ball thingys, made from sweet potatoe( I hope!!!). They were bloody delicious!!!!
If they were actually the same as described on this thread, then I feel slightly sick!!!!:beurk:

 

[ClizenCortes]

Sounds like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Fried bull balls.

 

[Pompal 09.]

With all the testicle dishes they serve in BKK you knew this one was coming sooner or later. h:

 

[Miss Snapshot [Renee]]

Not a lot of bovine enthusiasm for this confab.