Dear Mr KJ,
Please apologize to your very nice young Ms Summer, but my impetuous son (who keeps getting his names mixed up, poor soul) overstated his prom again and was accordingly busted by King Zed.
I suggest your many high-class, intelligent, beautiful and loyal female acquaintances stick to getting help from a nice traditional gentleman like yourself !
And thank you once again for the upscale lunch you generously provided to our entire family. Pls forward the pics for fond memories. I may post them on wechat.
Finally, we look forward to meeting you at next year's company picnic at cheap but elegant Unionville Pond. I will press my rascal son to chip in with more money next year. I think he spent all his allowance again on vintage US porn mags - he is trying so hard to climb up the social ladder and act like an Asian version of a 'white devil'.
Sincerely,
Mrs Muse Lady