More astro laughs

[Deckard]

Seen this on here

http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1963

Hi-these are funny..one night some friends and I made up a list of how different astrological signs tells someone their cat is dead. this came about because my sag friend walked in one night and said "Bad news- ya cat's dead!"
This is how they went:
Aries : Your cat's dead. You know this is going to affect MY cat, don't you?
Taurus: I paid good money for that cat. I knew it would be a waste.
Gemini: Will send you a text message inviting you to meet out the
front of the house...
Cancer: Can't say anything....sobbing noises...leaves the room...
Leo: I did everything I could to try and save that cat- almost got myself killed.
Virgo: I got home at 10.36 and I saw what appeared to be a small feline creature lying at a funny angle on the wet road...
Libra: Your cat's dead....but it might not be!
Scorpio: That filthy disgusting creature that pees in my room has been hit by a truck.
Sag: Your cat's dead.
Capricorn: You'll be needing to go out on the road with a shovel and a garbage bag.
Aquarius: I think we should all go out and bury the cat..then maybe we should have a wake?
Pisces: A pisces never tells you your cat is dead.(They probably didn't notice).



laughter is such good medicine