MPAs pet peeves

[??yl?]

Don't tell them my secrets my dear. That's just between u and me

 

[mami_pabon]

~ Good moves ~

The vast majority of clients fall into this territory

- being respectful

- understanding what "no" means

- taking a shower (with soap!)

- allowing me to take the lead

- taking a quick shower afterwards and dressing quickly

(**Bonus move** = giving your attendant a (real) massage - be it some shoulder kneading or a full-out full-body massage - we always appreciate that little bit of pampering)


~ Bad Moves ~

- giving out excuses as to why you do not need a shower

- asking if we have a boyfriend (doesn't that kinda kill the fantasy?)

- pressuring for more than what is available even after repeated "no"s

- telling your attendant "I have heard so much about you" - or pretty much any other reference to massageplanet.net

- trying to get your private parts anywhere close to mine - it ain't gonna happen - if I notice you trying I am immediately turned off by you.

- trying to force your way to DFK. If your attendant is turning away to avoid your advances - it means she does not want to kiss you. Some girls partake/some do not - respect the fact that many of us do not - Please do not try to smother my face - tongue sticking out - thinking that I'm going to stop trying to avoid it and swap saliva with you. (It really is unpleasant when someone tries to jab a tongue between your lips unexpectedly)

- immediately going for the "gold" - ( there are other errogenous zones on the body....work yoour way there)

- telling your attendant about your sessions with other girls - (would you like us to tell you about our previous three sessions?)

- being aggressive - (women like gentle touch. Gentle touch is always better than rough touch.)

- touching yourself with one hand - then trying to use the same hand to touch your attendant

- wiping oily hands through your attendant's hair or accross her face

- saying that you are unable to finish until your attendant does (would you prefer a bad acting job? If you made us feel good - we are happy enough - honestly it can't happen for us all day - and we aren't crushed if it does not happen with you nor are you less of a stud if you did not succeed in your quest =)

- swatting your attendant's hand away or using other "stall the finish" techniques when your MPA is not short-changing you on time whatsoever

- taking an extra extra long shower at the end of the session - (you should never feel rushed - but please understand that we do have to adhere to appointment times and if there is someone waiting - we need to get moving =)


Hope I don't sound bitter - I'm honestly not - regardless of one's profession, there are always pet peves - these are mine....

 

[kiki-cat]

Uh oh Lynn, you've let the cat out of the bag

 

[AnnaXOX]

Where did these women come from????
we should have more threads like these.

 

[after H0urS]

trust me airboss....you do NOT wanna hear it
it's much worse then you think....cause we wouldn't say it in that sweet sexy way.

 

[silmerrnattyina<3]

i come from mississauga.

 

[m y]

thank you spode

 

[jenny_lynn_23]

polite I bet your a cutie. Please don;t let the disrespectful ones out there mess it up for those of us who are respectful.

Guys remember in the end YMMV

 

[jessnluna]

aaaawwwww ... with or without the long neck?

 

[Ron Tellem]

Tit for Tat. You've let your Esso Pipeline out of your trousers.

How many of your girlfriends did you need to take to Emergency when
they sampled your 3rd leg?

 

[mooki3babiiyonkerz]

Well I suppose there are exceptions

 

[tkp]

Hey Polite, did I ever tell you that you remind me of botticellis venus?

 

[Sandy K]

One so far

 

[Aseel]

How can I forget Lynn. Good list. Not the least bitter, imo. Thanks for sharing.

 

[mazy_bird]

massageplanet.netites should avoid polite...Sounds like you should be in a different business..I agree some men can be difficult no matter how much you try to please them,but they are few...Stop ranting....It's a turnoff for some...

 

[raf viaxogs]

I actually don't have many pet peeves or complaints. I mean, sure there will be quirks about some people, but everyone has theirs...I just don't let it bother me enough to hinder the mood of the session. Simple fixes for common problems can make an otherwise sour session, sensational. Eg. Bad breath: offer a breath mint or gum. Body odour: take a shower together. Rudeness: try a fantasy session where I take control and you dont need to speak very much...I'd rather be creative and still enjoy the session...who says only you guys get enjoyment out of the massage

 

[adriaannnaaaa!]

if you have bothered to read some of my other posts, you'd think differently. you have missinterpeted my post. since you're the only person to feel this way, ask yourself why.
read on, my friend. i have also posted positive things.
massageplanet.netites can't avoid me because they don't know who i am.....and it will stay that way.

 

[Mummy_to_one_and_bump]

You speak to fast my dear......don't worry i will leave you anonymous. Your secret is safe with me

 

[Timinator .]

I love it when a woman takes control.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hahahahahahaha -- those are good!!
How about:

"If you let me F@#K you I'll be your regular client!....hmmmmm let me think about that one!........How does "NO" sound to you!!" lol


Oh yes, when I worked massage, not too much bad....but seriously guys for these girls....and yes, we do talk about ya!....clean your ass!!!!!!