My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.
So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.
After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.
So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.
Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:
Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!
Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.
Moral of the story?
Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.