Mya @ SRM (Mya lovers will be dissapointed)

[Escape_Reality]

Well here goes....

I walk into SRM and ask who is available. Mya is available. Never been with her. So chose her for 40 minutes.

She walks in. She's a knockout in the looks department.

Before she begins she goes over the menu. I select the Shower massage. Right away her attitude changed. I said if you don't want to go for that, lets just go with the body slide. She says no it's fine but I will only give you a nude reverse and then we go into the shower. Who am I to argue?

For 20 minutes I lay on my stomach and she with her clothes on massage my legs and back - zero teasing. We were actually having a good friendly conversation this whole time.

She asks to be massaged. I agree. I go straight her for kitty, massaging it gently. She lay there doing her nails!! I kid you not. I tell her she could at least pretend to enjoy it. She tells me that I said I would massage her. I reply, I am massaging you. "You *are* a prick*" she yells out! Then she says "just cause you have stress don't take it out on me". WHOA! YOWZERS!!

Where did this come from? I tell her its over. I jump in the shower. The session was 30 minutes in. Some yelling back and forth. In comes in the girl who sits at the front as peacemaker. Long story short - not a good session. What a disappointment.

Some of you would read this and says "obviously there are some parts missing to this story". Well, they aren't. The session was going well until I started "massaging" her. I tell you, the 180 degrees of attitude change I have never seen in a session like that.

I have to note that during the session, she was complaining about her guys (some of them her regulars).

 

[soccerangel922]

Wow, thats too bad. I have seen girls that change on a dime!! Actually when I started, I was like that. Took me 2 years to get into a grove and learn and relax. Age and maturity and experience I guess.

But as an MPA, Im gonna add what I see as red flags....I have had guys make a joke right back at me if I listed "Im not gonna do this, we aren't gonna do that" crap. Actually cut the tension because it makes it obvious how much of a turn off that is for you guys.

the massage and you go straight for her stuff....WE HATE THAT! LOL Its annoying. You guys hate when we rush and jackhammer...it feels the same way to us...you guys feel like a dollar bill, we feel like a faceless piece of meat. At that point, no way she is gonna enjoy it, and making comments about it would irk me too.

Now, some girls just arent cut out for the job, I dont know this gal at all...maybe time will ease her, maybe it was you, maybe it was the SHITTY weather! Who knows....I hate hearing stories like this, no fun for anyone, even the gal at the desk

Cheers!

 

[Dover_lino]

May be that was it. I was going to massage her! But since there was no teasing where she massaged me, I needed something to get me back in the mood LOL!

But this girl has some attitude problems!

 

[XCherryGlamX]

Mya is a pretty Senior MPA at SRM, prior to that she was there for quiet a while at HFH too, she has steady reviews on her from her clients. When i had gone for Body Slide Massage with Maya she was pretty cool and her attitude was open minded and we both enjoyed our Body Slides togather, though i had not taken the Shower option, but her body slide massge was pretty inline with other known MPA's at SRM, and had a nice conversation also with her during the session, its a bit surprising that Maya has hardly any negative review, she likes to remain in a low key but she is pretty popular with her regulars and no one has complaint about her services.
Maybe is that time of the month, when she was bit not in a mood, and the client must have tried to push her button in a wrong way, that's where she lost her patience and their session ended with a bad note.
Sad and sorry to hear about your bad session with Maya- the west indian MPA who is a pretty easy going girl as far as my experience with her goes.

 

[*Kerilyn]

There's a whole thread going on today about how to get more satisfaction out of a session.
I'd suggest the OP have a look.

 

[RexRomanus]

First of all, thank you for the honest review.

I believe your bad session probably started off as a misunderstanding, then quickly escalated from there.

You've taken responsibility for going after Mya's kitty kind of suddenly. Your lesson for future sessions is take it slow, or ask for permission. Sometimes no matter what you do the MPA isn't feeling the love, and things won't improve.

If Mya was talking about other clients that's definitely NOT cool. Quite frankly when I'm paying $$$ the last thing I want to hear about is the rest of you horny old fuckers (...said with the utmost respect of course!)

My only other advice is repeat with a trusted regular MPA and move on...

 

[liney]

In quite detail actually! You fuckers have some fucked up fetishes LOL! Like who the hells wears ladies underwear? Come on you know who you are

 

[Tracy D]

I would give Mya some of the blame here for her attitude at the beginning. Ther is no reason why she should not give a bodyslide if you take the shower massage. But then You went straight for the Kitty? Try giving a girl a good massage and you might be amazedwhat you get in return.
It's too bad you had a bad session but I think it was mostly your fault.

 

[Alison-x0]

Did the receptionist try to help? Offer something?

 

[Kayt5]

Have you previously had a high degree of success with this strategy? The old "straight" for seems a high risk, low percentage maneuver. She could have dealt with this better obviously, screaming was uncalled for, but we all have our breaking point.
Several years ago, elsewhere, I was in my fourth or fifth session with a gal (all good) then five mins in she excuses herself, apparently there's a two minute phone call, she comes back in trying to explain why she's so pissed at someone. When she asks if I understand (her English wasn't great) I say not really, cos I couldn't follow her. And she flips on me, storms out saying something like "fuck it, I've apologized enough times in my life." But not before scooping the money that gentleman me had so conveniently laid out for her before we started. I hadn't even touched her yet. Needless to say that was the last time. Sometimes it takes a few sessions for things to run their course, sometimes once is more than enough.
I second Indn Lover's perspective. Lesson learned, move on.

 

[ShaneTalbert.com]

Buddy, did you shower before the session? Maybe you just had bad BO! I saw Mya at HFH a few times and went in for the kitty with some light tongue action. She was very responsive. However, I am a meticulous groomer and hygeine in a priority for me!

 

[viking]

OK, Indnlvr - fess up - what did you do?...

I have seen Mya only once - unfortunately (I'm assuming this is the same Mya ex-A&R?)

Very well spoken young woman, no complaints. But, then, I bided my time and avoided going straight for the action.

 

[alphabetsoup2]

LOL

I have some "interesting" sexual fantasies but cross dressing isn't one of them

Maya @ A & R (different MPA) is retired unfortunately. I really miss that girl.

 

[bytchass]

I miss Asha (HFH). Bar none the sweetest girl I have ever com across.

 

[Shan]

You're right... Asha was a gem too... Maybe Maya and Asha took off to some tropical island together. They're having pillow fights and giving each other massages

 

[aaron t]

Some misconceptions: she didn't start the screaming because I touched her kitty. When I was gently caressing her kitty, she was doing her nails! Because and only because we had a friendly/flirty rapport in the first 20 minutes, I asked her jokingly something like "at least pretend you are enjoying this". Them she goes off on the whole 'you are a prick'.

Haha, in the beginning it was like 'damn you are so tameable' LOL! Too bad I was prick.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I actually had Asha's number and her email. I called her a few times after she left HFH and she said she was getting implants (ugh!). Haven't had luck getting a hold of her since. Even Jessica (HFH) confirmed this with me. She actually attended Asha's birthday party and said the implants look hot on her. Something also along the lines of becoming a stripper??? Say it aint so Asha!

 

[ShiningKnight]

I've had the pleasure of a few bodyslides from Mya a while ago and these were really enjoyable ...she also was trying to introduce me to the shower massage but never got around to it ..seems like she enjoyed the shower...possibly a bad day for her ..i agree that if she gave you terrible service without any problems on your behalf , you have a right to criticise and ridicule her behaviour . You're paying top dollar at SRM and the service and attitude should be exemplary .

 

[Loogle]

Lucky for you. Just imagine what she would have done if you actually had sex with her and disappointed her...

 

[xenic]

According to Asha

There's always 3 sides to every story... Her side, Their side & the Truth.