As a first timer to Phuket, I fell for that guy on Bangla Soi offering me the "best pu**y show" about 6 months ago. I had never seen anything likely before, and I must say that I was totally disgusted by the whole show.
Plus, if you sum up entrance fee, the ladydrink and the tip you'll be asked for, that'd pay for a massage + extras already. Easy choice for me.
Oh and ...
eww ?? >_>