Review Noob’s brutally honest review of my first ever 5 sessions

[WeTheNORTH666]

Massage should always be considered a "write off". If you get it ....it is a bonus.

I would also be most disappointed with the limitations on the fun stuff as well as the lack of effort he received. ....after all it is a FS shop.
Some of the promoters might try to "finger" (pun intended) the paying customer for not providing the atmosphere (humour, being handsome, etc)
.......but sometimes these young chicks are only in this sort of entertainment for a short time and for the quick buck/ f@ck.
Problem with FS shops IMHO is that you pay up front and the girl does not have to put out to earn the extras.

I have gotten the same and better service from sexy, service oriented mature girls/ women working at semi-legit spas.
I find younger girls are generally not skilled enough in the art love making or faking it. Some are literally mechanical "F-dolls".
You might get lucky one in a while with a "Lolita" Lol

U hit the nail on the head

I’m actually pretty decent looking but jr not big maybe I can’t “satisfy” her

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

In the FS world they are not likely to allow fingering due to 1) hygiene (2) potential for injury do to lack of grooming or rough play (3) over stimulation . SF2 is NOT standard especially in a place like QQ where business is usually brisk. The 2 shots thing is seen by them as a chore and HARD WORK so extras like sensuality and foreplay......well that's a ton of work for a 120 tip or whatever for them......

I didn’t say for fingering, j just want to at least touch her pu$$y gently and possibly rub her (if she allows), I really don’t think that asking for too much, many people say they get these service in semi-legit for less than half the price. Let’s just say my “tips” is >3 times what u mentioned

 

[PussPekr]

U hit the nail on the head

I’m actually pretty decent looking but jr not big maybe I can’t “satisfy” her

Size has very little to do with it.
If you make her feel desireable, have fun, keep her mind off her "job" ....you will be successful
The biggest sex organ is the brain.
Hopefully you are funny , easy going, non-judgemental , not possessive, etc

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Welcome to the shit show of MP. Personally, I’m glad you are here. Great reviews. Good start for sure. It’ll take a bit to find your niche, and from what you’ve said so far, sounds like you’re headed into a semi/semi holistic direction. Personally, that’s the best type in the industry.

If you are local to the 7/404 area… you are going to have a REALLY good time.

Hey Mav, thx for the feedback

Yes, I’m in Markham so for now I’m only going to RH & MK shops

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

If you like two shot, I would recommend just booking a good escort for an hour.
At least then, you would know she will still take care of you once you pop once.

FS spa like QQ is so hit and miss. Sometimes after you cum, they just want to get out of there ASAP.


Also, like the others have said, you should share the names of the girls.
If the experience was positive, you are doing good by giving the girl more business.
If the experience was negative, you are doing good by warning forum members.

Hey man, thx for the feedback

I did try to book and someone @ GG for 1 hour @ a condo (I think it’s called incall but not sure) but they insisted I need to prepay via WeChat, Alipay or EMT. For privacy reason I couldn’t so it was a bummer, i will try them once I find a way to pay them

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

For QQ I highly recommend just a quick 30min, be sure to choose the girl and don't go for random roulette lol. The one hour two shot thing is usually not that great, even I didn't get a good experience out of it. Much better at indie ones, there's a Chinese board you can use to look into those, highly recommended if you can read Chinese and spa doesn't seem to satisfy you enough. I think we might have had the same girl at all star relax, I been there quite often and only had a experience that was not as good as the rest lol. For a good massage tho, e&m usually pretty good.

Hey man, thx for your feedback, care to share the Chinese website? I’m fluent in Chinese

 

[xtc27]

Go to eSpa. See Michelle. Come back and report.

…. Oh man… yer trying 2 kill him!

From his taste, hes gonna like her, but …. likely in shock 4 a wk or 2…

… mebbe he can try Apple or Mina @ Wilson Holistic 1st… work his way up…

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Good to see you are getting a varied responses. The board can be good that way.
Take the advice graciously but you and only you have to be comfortable with the choices and decisions you make.

Thx bud I will share whatever I feel is right here and whoever doesn’t like it it’s none of my business

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

…. Oh man… yer trying 2 kill him!

From his taste, hes gonna like her, but …. likely in shock 4 a wk or 2…

… mebbe he can try Apple or Mina @ Wilson Holistic 1st… work his way up…

interesting lol, if it is not too far from Markham I don’t mind trying, worst case I just pay for 1 hour massage

 

[PussPekr]

Thx bud I will share whatever I feel is right here and whoever doesn’t like it it’s none of my business

Yeah ......You did offer DMs which is appreciated.

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Size has very little to do with it.
If you make her feel desireable, have fun, keep her mind off her "job" ....you will be successful
The biggest sex organ is the brain.
Hopefully you are funny , easy going, non-judgemental , not possessive, etc

Lol, there was 0 foreplay, she just stripped down right after entering the room and started banging

 

[xtc27]

They may have a family to feed or other obligations to resolve u know ? Not everyone is “willingly” doing this “job” we don’t know what their life is like so I’m just being careful… One of the MPA told me there r other MPA in their shop who need to send their kids to “work” before they come to the shop

Dude, their family wont recognize them from their spa name… … likely dont even no she works there!

Just name them, otherwise … guess what… we can make assumptions… & could b wrong…

Appreciate the noobness, but seriously, u gotta name them… right now, some readers gonna say “avoid qq & all star”… mebbe not fair, eh? And gd girls need gd reviews… very motivational…

… and, u no, can b rewarding when u go back 2the spa! My Personal experience…

 

[PussPekr]

Lol, there was 0 foreplay, she just stripped down right after entering the room and started banging

Just imagine with foreplay........you might repaint the walls and ceiling.

 

[PussPekr]

It ain't a review if there's no name attached. I mean it's nice to hear he had a good time and all, but without names, he might as well be writing Hallmark cards.

I understand where you are coming from but I got the info by DM. I am sure as he continues on this journey he will share sometimes.
He is looking for support as a Noob.
A forum by definition is sharing ideas, experences, opinions, discussions. Names are not necessarily a prerequisite.
We can give him feedback without making it an issue (not that we are).
Should not discount his experience because he did not give up a name.

 

[xtc27]

I understand where you are coming from but I got the info by DM. I am sure as he continues on this journey he will share sometimes.
He is looking for support as a Noob.
A forum by definition is sharing ideas, experences, opinions, discussions. Names are not necessarily a prerequisite.
We can give him feedback without making it an issue (not that we are).
Should not discount his experience because he did not give up a name.

Totally disagree there…. This aint penthouse forum… a review without a name = virtually content free!

Imagine describing a movie

u saw yrs ago w/o the name… a ball player

… a car!

… & then provides enuf detail we can guess the girls anyway…

Noob mistake.

 

[OG_funguy]

I didn’t say for fingering, j just want to at least touch her pu$$y gently and possibly rub her (if she allows), I really don’t think that asking for too much, many people say they get these service in semi-legit for less than half the price. Let’s just say my “tips” is >3 times what u mentioned

Dude, there is absolutely no reason to tip them that much. You are actually ruining it for others by driving up prices.

Just pay market rates and if you must pay more (for good service), they will be happy with even $10-20 above market rates.

 

[OG_funguy]

Thx bud, I’m more of a “private person” and I don’t want to ruin MPAs’ “careers” so I try to keep it simple

Saying their name is fine as long as what you are describing is within the “allowable” limits for that particular spa. For example, everyone knows holistic girls are providing sex so no big deal if you mention this in your review.

On the other hand, semi girls shouldn’t be doing BJ or FS so you probably don’t want to say those things in your review. But saying stuff like nude, daty, etc. should be fine for semi girls.

 

[PussPekr]

Totally disagree there…. This aint penthouse forum… a review without a name = virtually content free!

Imagine describing a movie u saw yrs ago w/o the name… a ball player … a car!

… & then provides enuf detail we can guess the girls anyway…

Noob mistake.

I must be wired diff from most of the guys here.
Doesn't really bother me .....I make my own "movies"....sometimes I just want to share but at the end of the day the experience is mine and I own the copyright
but....I do understand on a certain level what you are saying....and I don't disagree .........just don't think it is all that important.

Look .... we are are all using crazy avatars. We live in cyberspace .......we can be as bad and as bold as we want.
If you want to be real .....lets use our real names and pictures (probably talking apples and oranges)

Bottom line is I am never going to judge another mans decision but willing to listen and acknowledge the diff.
Like I enjoy reading your posts .....not always agree but respect it anyway.
You also do not come as if you are "feeling your oats" which I also respect.

 

[PussPekr]

Saying their name is fine as long as what you are describing is within the “allowable” limits for that particular spa. For example, everyone knows holistic girls are providing sex so no big deal if you mention this in your review.

On the other hand, semi girls shouldn’t be doing BJ or FS so you probably don’t want to say those things in your review. But saying stuff like nude, daty, etc. should be fine for semi girls.

Totally agree with you. I was self critical of my first reviews at a semi. Even though I did not mention BJ or FS I might have left it open to the inquisitive minds.

 

[mr.wavy]

Hey man, thx for the feedback

I did try to book and someone @ GG for 1 hour @ a condo (I think it’s called incall but not sure) but they insisted I need to prepay via WeChat, Alipay or EMT. For privacy reason I couldn’t so it was a bummer, i will try them once I find a way to pay them

Damn GG only accepts that type of payments. No cash?