Nurses are not supposed to laugh...

[Leahs mommy]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop
his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the
nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself,
the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know
what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems
to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room

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Thank you Kitty
:lmao:
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