MM, those of us who are not 'You', got together last night and decided we are ready to buy out the massage parlours that you own. Offer details have been texted to your widely published phone number. Please respond by end of business day, March 9th, and put all your troubled personalities behind you.
LMAOROF
Thankyou so much. I wish one of my personalities had law and investment expertise like yourself.
Ever since I've been exposed for the fraudster I am, and all these online names
I'm using: I've been losing business like crazy.
The ladies are quitting on me, some after spitting in my face. The triads refuse to recruit any of my favorite Geisha girls. (You know like ones that I keep hiring for XIAOPING) That's why we painted Geisha girls on our massage room walls there.
I was going to paint these murals in all my businesses, but money is drying up fast.
Nobody is calling my old or new number (the one Sunny was given). And when they do, they scream! "GO back to Korea, Kim Sum Dum Fuk, I hate you. You are a disgrace To short, brown chubby people everywhere.
You don't even look Korean...poser!!!!"
Many nights I lie awake crying in my beer. (And I don't even like beer. I drink it to punish myself.)
Maybe, I will give up this life, sell my Massage parlours, move to Toronto, and buy a convenience store. I'll call it Kim's Convenience. I will strive to make it so popular, people will come from far and wide to buy phone cards, condoms, overpriced meat, dairy and not so fresh produce.....just to hear my comedic banter. It will be so popular, they will put out a show on CBC, the whole world...of Canada...and a few Brits and Koreans can hear about my success story. Maybe...it will be the little convenience store that could...could unite North and South Korea into one happy Democratic Dictatorship....just like in China.
...or I will do stand-up ....
I will consider your offer Albertaman.
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