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[Old Fart]

Or maybe I will just move to Banff and/or Jasper, and apply to become a Mountain Climbing tour guide. I'm a bit of an expert on mountains, especially ones with a 67 degree slope.

Then I will just open one massage studio per town. They both will be 67 percent legit!!

I prefer 69. Oh wait, you're talking mountains.
In that case I prefer 34DD

 

[Happytoast]

I heard Russians don’t go up the mountains, only between them.
At least 67 is keeping us all laughing I guess!!

 

[climb mountain 67]

I heard Russians don’t go up the mountains, only between them.
At least 67 is keeping us all laughing I guess!!

Are you ok? Happytoast, massage maestro?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I heard Russians don’t go up the mountains, only between them.
At least 67 is keeping us all laughing I guess!!

Okay...now that proves it; we are all the same person: we are all witty, funny and charming...okay maybe not charming....but at least we don't Fart during massages. Or do we?

Anyways, "don't be sad, cuz two out of three ain't bad."

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

God....I'm craving toast right now...with peanut butter and blueberry jam.

Always makes me happy

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Maybe Mountain Climber 67, and New to This, don't realize that he's us too...now that he is "keeping us all laughing".

Maybe I'm sabotaging two parts of myself, so the collective body can live.

"GOD...that sounds like an Episode of Star Trek."

 

[Happytoast]

Are you ok? Happytoast, massage maestro?

You forgot Rubmegood, Mister Mister and all the others you claim I am.
Here is a # for you to call 780-271-7682. It’s CRMTA for the lies Kelly is insinuating and yourself. You wouldn’t know the truth if it farted in your face.
I’m done with yours and Kelly’s bs which by the way I’ve never met you idiot.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

You forgot Rubmegood, Mister Mister and all the others you claim I am.
Here is a # for you to call 780-271-7682. It’s CRMTA for the lies Kelly is insinuating and yourself. You wouldn’t know the truth if it farted in your face.
I’m done with yours and Kelly’s bs which by the way I’ve never met you idiot.

The sad thing is: I doubt that number even belongs to any of us. The person who has been harassing Kelly and Sunny...is probably laughing his ass off right now.

P.s. happy toast. That's awesome that you just shared the crmta number....but could you please put her/him/them on ignore now.

I have no idea what you are even responding too.

It's like I got to stop listening to the annoying people that don't make any sense. Why? Because putting them on Ignore makes them lose their voice, and the conflict in their words.

 

[climb mountain 67]

You forgot Rubmegood, Mister Mister and all the others you claim I am.
Here is a # for you to call 780-271-7682. It’s CRMTA for the lies Kelly is insinuating and yourself. You wouldn’t know the truth if it farted in your face.
I’m done with yours and Kelly’s bs which by the way I’ve never met you idiot.

Here just a few losers, you are one of them and a hero that behind computer, but you must a loser in real life, idiot!

 

[climb mountain 67]

The sad thing is: I doubt that number even belongs to any of us. The person who has been harassing Kelly and Sunny...is probably laughing his ass off right now.

P.s. happy toast. That's awesome that you just shared the crmta number....but could you please put her/him/them on ignore now.

I have no idea what you are even responding too.

It's like I got to stop listening to the annoying people that don't make any sense. Why? Because putting them on Ignore makes them lose their voice, and the conflict in their words.

No more people will read this site, only a few of you talk to yourself, losers, good bye! Here is so boring

 

[Knead Me]

Godd Fuckin' Riddance. Stay the Fuck away you whiny Twit...
I pity anyone that comes into your general vicinity.

 

[climb mountain 67]

Godd Fuckin' Riddance. Stay the Fuck away you whiny Twit...
I pity anyone that comes into your general vicinity.

Poor loser, no more people interested to see the site, you will can't earn more advertising fee, you and your family go hell

 

[Knead Me]

Poor loser, no more people interested to see the site, you will can't earn more advertising fee, you and your family go hell

Can't you tell, Nobody likes or wants you here.
I can only assume your real life is the same.
You keep saying Goodbye, seems you don't keep your word.
Your Mother must be proud of you.
Please Go away and Don't come back. EVER!!!
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[climb mountain 67]

Can't you tell, Nobody likes or wants you here.
I can only assume your real life is the same.
You keep saying Goodbye, seems you don't keep your word.
Your Mother must be proud of you.
Please Go away and Don't come back. EVER!!!
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Idiot,I don't need you welcome, listen :I came back again for reply you: a pile of shit, losers, pimps here .

 

[Silverfox1]

Don't like spas that advertise girls not in country
Labella Mia example

 

[Rubmegood]

Staying on topic... which is off topic ... It seems like we do less reviewing on here than just keeping up with "where'd she go?" "Who's working where?" and "Who's on First" Why do the girls seem to move around so much?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

And what's on second?

Aww man....please don't tempt me to get going again.

I'm trying to be a good unfunny comedian...