Sheik, pay no attention to these guys. They are just having some fun at your expense. Insted do what I do when you give a woman an orgasm within 10 minutes of getting them naked. Keep it to yourself...
Word...
P.S.- Reminds me of the time when this one lady I was getting 'jiggy' with told me; "DuMaurierguy, you are the most amazing lover I've ever been with!". I smiled at her and responded; "Hey baby, don't tell me...tell your friends".