on the rag

[Jim S]

it really bugs me when you pay for a NR or BS and the MPA is on the rag. why don't they tell you upfront so you can choose someone else or come back another time.

she tells you after she's on top of you and won't allow DATY or DIGITS (not that i'd want to but would if she wasn't on).

and at one of the most highly recommended spas on this board.

 

[Muayad Q]

rope burns?

 

[ten]

thanks Teddybear for cheering me up.

Rope burns, beautiful!!!

 

[Love Blind.]

I opted just for T but liberal touching was allowed. There wasn't a string hanging out, but rather when I went down South I was greeted by the *crinkle crinkle* sound.....so much for that.

 

[SweetCountryLily]

The girls must laugh themselves sick reading this stuff.

 

[sunnyD]

I have run into this problem in the past, but was fortunate that I purchased a shower massage. I promissed the girl I wouldn't mention her name, so I'll leave it that way. She allowed DP and really got into it. It was a little messy though and I might have lost my lunch on a different day.

 

[Freda]

I've had this experience. You pay an extra $60 or whatever for NR, and are then told it's their "time". It really kills the mood. I mean, if they're "on it", don't offer NR!

 

[justagirl]

I don't post too often, but I had to comment. I feel a little sick to the stomach, especially with the "crinkle crinkle". What does that mean? Maybe I've been out of the loop too long to know all the abbreviations. I had one MP who let me roam during the nude, and I paid for it later. I thought there was something rotten in my car, then realized it was my hand that stunk. Now talk about getting sick, I dry heaved all the way back home. If we've had our experiences with the ladies, they must have a helluva lot of experiences that would topple our stories anytime. These are the stories I want to hear, but first let me pull it out and get it ready.

cheers,

joe...

 

[ikbatters]

To quote Shakespeare, "A rose by any other name".

Buddy, why are getting so upset about a natural biological function. Homophobes & malodourous kitties! You shouldn't be so strong in your condemnation because it must make women embarassed by something they cannot prevent.

Besides . . . don't worry about the damned thing bleeding - you get real wooried when it doesn't!

 

[Rachael a]

I agree with The challenger However I think telling us upfront so we can choose someone eles would be the wright thing to do.It's
not really fair to us.That is not somthing they can hide completly.
And we may not want to deal with that.

 

[Rachel <3]

I agree with Challanger too.

It's only natural, we after all, all stem from women and their cycles.

I had a friend once who was incredibly turned on doing the nasty to any woman who was having a visit from George.

Myself, i am indifferent to this one. But i will say this, if i am rarin go and a woman tells me "no, i am on my period", I say, "even better"

Never let a little mess get in the way of a whole lot of fun.

After all, how many men out there love to peg a woman in the ass, actually seek it out in fact. Think about that for a second.

Sex is messy, but we live in the greatest county in the world, complete with indoor plumbing to have SHOWERS any time you want.

Think how a woman must feel with a guy shooting his cum inside her. (I hate the smell of cum) You don't hear them complaining all the time.

Yikes

 

[ichthusfish]

I'm with kirk.

I find nothing undesirable about a woman on her period. If she will let me it tells me tht she is comfortable and confident with me. What could be more appealing?

I feel like making some remarks about the guys who made critical comments...honest and frank and dumb as they may be....but I'll stick to the high road.

 

[Bean on Board]

I have no problem with the sight of red, it's just the heavy funky odour which accompanies it that I have a serious problem with....I just can't handle it.

 

[iloveTheSimpsons!]

I'm with Exciter. Don't mind colour and cleaning it off afterwards, but the funky odour makes me dry heave.

And to IAMJOE, dude, wash ur hands post-massage while you're in the shower!

 

[T-Mac]

you also have to remember there is upsides to that time of the month, a) theyr hornier, b) if it is any girl off the street she will prbly be more willing because that is the time of the least chance of one "slipping by the goalie:

 

[wazzyrobin]

"...it really bugs me when you pay for a NR or BS and the MPA is on the rag. why don't they tell you upfront so you can choose someone else or come back another time." - Squirt

"... I think telling us upfront so we can choose someone eles would be the wright thing to do." - Al Bundy

Yeah. Sure! Tell you so that you can/will choose someone else! Perhaps on a cold day in hell! Do you two fellows have a firm grip on reality or are you residing in some alternate universe?

 

[loriel]

Some of the more reputable spas give the ladies 5 days off during their period. This way there's no suprises. I don't know why all spas can't follow this mentality

 

[beneoumbept]

Perhaps we should start a sub-section called rag-alert on this board and whenever one of us encounters this sticky (no pun intended) problem, we should immediately post that fact. Since 28 days is the norm we could start charting most MPA's over time and check the chart before heading out.

One caveat though, some MPA's use a tampon to stop us from engaging in DP.

 

[Maikeru]

Oh, this was no rose. It doesn't bother me when it's that time of the month, but if I asked you to "smell my finger", there would have been meaning behind it. Regarding washing my hands, I was at one of those asian massage parlours where there wasn't even a decent towel in sight and didn't notice the smell until I was in the car. I did wash my hands at the closest Tim's, then a cleansing shower once I got home. I'm not like Napoleon, I like the ladies smelling fresh and sweet.

joe...

 

[the Christian]

Do these girls you men are complaining about not use tampons? If not this is terrible, however my trick to this problem is that I either cut off the string or tuck it in and always slide it way up there so there is no way anyone would ever know unless of course, I told them. I've been doing this for some time and never had any problems. If I am on my period, I will most certainly still work.