on the rag

[Maddy P]

Silver may have a point.,..wheeewwww on being circumsized ...LOL and showering and trimming like a good boy before I meet up with the lovelies ...but OUCH.....so blatant!!!!

 

[See]

Hi girls,
great to see some females on the bord sharing their experieces!

If only could we talk about specific clients we see, this bord would make a much better read for all of us!

Certainly, the attendants' perceptions could greatly help to balance reviews of the massageplanet.net community members. More importanly, our voices will help other readers to make more objective decisions whether a particular massage parlor trip were a genuine report on the experience or simply, AS IT OFTEN HAPPENS, a mixture of fantasy, wishfull thinking, fragile egos with its male inescurities and unsound, almost escort-like expectations about the service.

For all others sincere and friendly hobbyists, keep on posting! There is nothing beter than a free promotion boys!

 

[doodoo in my pants]

My fellow hobbyists,

Although this thread started out as a complaint/question as to handle the monthly visitor that our fvaurotie MPA has we have also been given some insight into their world.

For those of us who thought we were perfect I suggest you read the posts by these ladies.

As someone else has already suggested this may very well be the primary reason behind YMMV.

This is, after all, a two way street. If we, as the hobbyist, are not relatively clean, both in appearance and smell, how can we demand that the MPA be???????

Just some food for thought.

 

[~o~]

I completely agree with Alanis. There should be a message board where MPA's can post stories about the customers they've had.

 

[cheater hater]

But...You can bet your ass (pun intended) I will be scrubbing big-time. God I hope it was never me!!!

 

[Uttam]

Personally, I would not frequent an MP that does not have shower facilities! Even having showered in the morning, I would still shower before hitting the table! I think it has something to do with personal pride as well as respect for the ladies!
For the MPA's to start divulging their experiences would be a great idea if they could name names!
It might weed out some of the worst offenders or at least have them improve their hygene!

Sometime, the only thing that bothers me about taking a shower, is the length of time it takes the lady to come back into the room!

Willywants

 

[Michelle2love]

Sorry to disappoint you, and I know this is off topic, but Willy was just the Producer/Director. Chistopher Marlowe wrote all that neat stuff. Just read Dr. Faustus.

Henrie

 

[Navywife0827]

"Think of expired milk that has been sitting in the sun for a few days....If you find that it makes you dry heave, then you have some serious issues about dairy products." - Iamjoe

Maybe women should come with a "best before" date! Whoops, silly me, of course they already do!

 

[rpobsession]

This is real funny stuff guys.

When it is my "time". I am sure to tell the client upfront. Then I tell then what is alowed with this issue......my clients mostly still take the NR.

But then this also depends on how clean your attendant is.

 

[SuzzHuzz]

I am really confused now.....if you know you are going to go get a massage and it is going to get VERY intimate why would you not shower before???

I shudder to think what some of these girls must put up with.....yuck!! No wonder some of these guys get no action....can you say P.U????


Back to the original post.....I do agree that if the girl is on the rag and the gentleman wants a BS or NR......he should be informed.....HE IS NOT GETTING WHAT HE PAID FOR.....In the cases where she will not let him touch!!!


Just my 2 cents.......and now I will never reconsider becoming a MPA

 

[Jazmine]

Good points, but NR does not necessarily mean that you are allowed to touch anywhere and everywhere with every MPAs. It depends on a girl how comfortable she feels with you, how clean your hands are, what your touch is like, etc. Although some customers believe that NR is an opportunity to 'return the favour', in many cases it is NOT. If your favourite MPA allows you for some play, great; but, if not, don't feel like you didn't get something you paid for (unless you ask explicitly before). And because of those restrictions, the whole on the rag issue should not matter at all, unless you're getting more than a proper and clean NR.

 

[David C]

I had one MPA in the room with her string hanging out of there!