I like the teasing, but everytime I get close to allowing a finger to enter, I chicken out. At that moment, it suddenly strikes me, "How many other asses has that finger fingered?" Hey, wait a minute, I think that came out differently than I meant it, but you know what I mean, right? Anyway, I wonder, what is under her nails, and is now being introduced inside my body? Why does a doctor insist on rubber gloves, but an MP does not? Is she really that much more naturally hygienic than my physician? I will admit, I keep wanting to try it, but during the moment of truth, I just can't get myself to take that risk. Anyway, if I get to like it, what'll happen when I go for my next physical?