Pet peeves that mpas do while in a session

[KitariSan]

One of the funiest sessions I ever had included the MPA having a pee in the shower - after a post explosion hug and kiss on the table.....

Love of my life: ITS I have to pee

ITS: fair enough

Love of my Life: No I really need to pee

ITS: Oh, I see.....well just go then

L O M L: [gets off the table]

ITS - expecting her to grab a towel and run to the loo

L O M L: [turns on the shower] I really have got to go

ITS: just go then [again thinking she will grab a towel prior to end of session shower - to which I am usually invited]

L O M L: [Jumps in the shower and pees]

ITS: Oh....... [scolding myself for being a perv and needing another SOG]

Great session as always, I love this Hobby.

ITS

 

[Khun Bob]

I think that the MPA coming in and waiting before you get out of the shower is way better than her coming in 15 minutes after you get out of the shower (and finishing the session as if it had started when you entered the shower).

 

[Bubbles]

One MPA told me that I was sure taking a long time to finish. This was during the final moments if you get my drift. Nice comment, and even better timing. HHmmm, sorry to have cut into your personal time. Considering that I paid for a 30 minute session, and was in and out in 20 minutes, I somehow doubt that I took longer. I do have an above average "finish time", but it's not freakish or anything. In and out in 20 minutes? I should've asked for a third of my money back. Other pet peeves;

1) Don't tell me the menu includes NR, take the donation for NR, then tell me you have your period, so there will be no N (but you still want the R!). Happy to give you the R, but don't charge for N. Just be upfront in that case so I don't waste my money on something I'm not gonna get.

2) MP owners! Make sure your damn shower is set up properly! I once visited an MP that no matter how hard you tried, the shower was either all hot, or all cold. No mixture! WTF is that supposed to be?!

3) Leave out the family and homelife discussions if it's the first or even second visit. Save that for regulars. I have a few regulars who I'm comfortable discussing this kind of thing because we've developed a rapport with each other (hence, why I'm a regular customer!). I respect the fact that you may have a family of your own, that's perfectly normal. But I'm trying to escape my normal daily routine by visiting you. I know it's all an illusion, but at least try to maintain it the first few times together.

 

[~*~3 WKS LEFT~*~]

I wish MPA's wouldn't tell the customer he has a big dick unless he really does. I know for a fact that I'm around the average size (7 inches) and I always get comments that it's so big. It's annoying because I know it's a lie and i don't need a fake ego-boost.

 

[Kenneth C]

The only way I could answer this question is in regards to doing a double
session with another mpa. Unfortunately, you cannot always get your pick
of the mpa you do the double with, so the smart client should always pick the
one girl he likes and ask who she wants to do the double with. She will usually
pick the girl she can have fun with in the session and a girl who approaches the session
similar to how you do it.
But if that doesn't happen and the client picks his own two choices, you work with
an mpa who may do things you find inappropriate or strange:

As in the "Married Man" thread, I never ask a customer if he is attached unless
he brings it up. But you can do a double with another mpa who will blurt out:
"So, are you married, You have kids? Boy/girl? How old?"

I never directly ask about work, even the word "work" to a client trying to get
aroused can sometimes, depending on the client, be intrusive. The first couple of
minutes into the massage a good mpa can tell the type of atmosphere/conversation
the client wishes to enjoy. So when my partner (mpa), grabs the oil and point blank
asks:
"Where do you work?"
I shudder, because I know and have felt that this client wants to avoid personal
questions.
I usually let a client lead the upsell if he starts with a double topless. But my mpa
partner sometimes, right off the bat says:
"So, you wanna body-slide, it's $60 or whatever more"

- Instead of doing the massage they start posing in the mirror only consumed
with their image in the mirror
- They bring up their kids or family in the room while massaging client
- One time in particular, the mpa partner told the client she was accepting
tips for her boob job. I was horrified.

These things usually happen with very young mpa's who have not yet learned
the art massage and I understand when you guys sometimes indicate that as a rule,
you prefer more experienced mpa's. This I completely understand. But I guess
they have to gain their experience somewhere.