PJ Contest

[fluffy_aliens]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My vote goes for the above.. the best i've ever heard

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[hvekzuibilxirbehs]

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[Wit]

three cheers for the lady who coined this
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[JacobFerdinand]

Really awesome : Have to rep u for dis

 

[?Crazaaay Kitty ?]

Disclaimer:
1. Neither does FE nor Do I take responsibility of the after effects of reading whats posted below. If you think you will be affected, please donot read any further.
2. Any resemblance to anyone is purely coincidental.
3. No offence meant to anyone.
4. Neither does FE or Me take the responsibility of hair loss by various people after reading the jokes below.
5. If you reached this far, might as well read this one




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Q. What is the favorite gem of ghosts??

A. Bluediamond (Boo diamond):bleh:


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Q. How often does Bruce Lee get his salary??

A. Monthlee:bleh:


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Q. What does Bruce Lee drink water from?

A. Baatlee:tongue:


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Q. If you place an 'A' next to an arch. What do you get?

A. Archana:rofl:


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Q. What do you call SK's mom??

A. Mask.

:rofl:

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Q. What was the messege from Kolkata called?

A. Sandesh:tongue:

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Q. What do you call a medical instance?

A. MedPal.

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Q. What do you call a kid who likes to roam around naked??

A. Buffmaster:tongue:

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Q. What do you say when you see Bruce Lee involved in a fight?

A. Junglee.:rofl:

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Q. Whats Bruce Lee's Favorite language?

A. Bangalee.




PS: I made these all up myself without reading from elsewhere. Edited this post dunno how many times for this

 

[EverTight]

:awesome: :awesome:

What do you call a PC-

(1) Purchased on Loan?
(A) Athlon.

(2) Latest but horribly slow compared to competition?
(A) Re-Pentium.

 

[Megan P]

what do you call a scientist on tour on motorcycle?


BikeInstein

 

[SmettereFumare57]

the ones by XT are not at all funny... wat pj is in it??? simply laughing for nothing...

 

[Have Compassion]

:rofl:.. Good ones XT!!!!

 

[Niko171]

Q. What do you call a person who has no work, but is up in the sky doing time pass?

A. SkyLark (Sky Lurk) :bleh:

 

[Gausiobia]

What do you call if Xterminator lives in water?

Alligator :tongue:


What do u call a Xterminator if he generates such PJs..

Generator

 

[Gerph]

^ :lmao: :lmao:

i am sure XT's not gonna get either.. and he'll argue how they dont make a 'PJ' :lmao:

 

[xXSmilezxX]

generator :lmao: :lmao:

damn i have to spread reps :devil:

EDIT :

What do you call an elite XTerminator?

Ans : Xtermni8er

Urban Dictionary: Xtermin8er :lmao::lmao:

 

[Littletexan]

^^ HAhahaa!!! XT PWNED!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao:

 

[iluvemocharlybrown]

Whos is the King Kong of FE other than eddy?

Ans : Saiyan :lmao:

when's the next full moon? i gotta escape on that day :fear: :fear:

lol i think we need to change Saiyan's username to were monkey or king kong every full moon day

 

[gutter_fly]

: :lmao: :rofl:

Waiting for XT's comments :

I won't be surprised if XT changes his pseudo name...:rofl:

Repped ya sunnyboi

 

[FineAzFudger]

Who is Aparna's younger sister?
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Lowerna!

 

[Bryton]

dil mein chubhi sui

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gaur farmaiyega

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dil mein chubhi sui

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ooi ooi ooi..

 

[Peaches32]

Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the... usse duuurr bhagte the...

Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ( Bandook!!!) ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab gaonwale uski pooja karne lage.....

Kyu???























Kyon ki woh Gun-Pati ban gaya hai....

 

[courtt.]

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????

Think.......

its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why.............

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'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".