Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

[squirrelifer]

God knows why, but "some" people are expecting something special for my 2000th post...

There's nothing more special to me than the lovely Mrs. CG so I guess it would be fitting if I made this post about her. **evil grin**

So we are e-mailing back and forth as is usually the case when we are apart, talking about this and that and eventually one of us turns the direction towards our favourite subject: SEX! This is how it went:

Mrs. CG: Nice!

Me: Naw, that's just "OK", "nice" would be doing this later! **evil grin**

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Mrs. CG: Fuck ya! That WOULD be Nice!

Me: Oh, BTW, that was me doing that to you...

Mrs. CG: Awww, do I get a turn?

Me: Depends... is ******* up for some some play time with us tonight??!! **evil grin**

Mrs. CG: Sorry babe, you know she's kinda "off the list" for now :-(

Me: LOL! Ya, I know, can't blame a guy for tryin though! ;-)

Mrs. CG: No worries PERV! I have other plans for you anyway! hee hee...

Me: LOL! Oh... what might THEY be? Hee hee. Give me a hint...

Mrs. CG: Well, definitely this:

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Me: MMMMMMMM, Sounds great! You're not gonna stop there are ya? **crossing fingers**

Mrs. CG: Notta chance! LOL Then hopefully some of this:

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Me: Ummm, OK... **embarrassed** if that's what you want PERV! LOL

Mrs. CG: You know it babe! LOL And then certainly some of this:

Me: I like the way you think babe! **evil grin**

Mrs. CG: Hold on there FB, you're not done yet! You better bring your "A" game, cuz I wanna do this:

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Me: LOL! Sure Goddess! No pressure though eh! LOL

Mrs. CG: Well maybe a lil extra incentive for you then. This will be your reward...

**link**
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Me: Well since you put it like that.... LOL! I'll give it my best shot! LOL!

Mrs. CG: LOL! I thought you might see it my way! (my dirty little FB!)


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[VivaLaJamiee]

Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

Damn, when my SO calls me it's goes something like this.

Me: Hi, what can I do for you?

Mrs. Rayden: We're out of milk, don't forget to pick some up.

Me: No problem babe, anything else?

Mrs. Rayden: Oh yeah, a bag of peas, I have a craving for peas.

Me: Peas again WTF, I'm sick of friggen peas. How about asparagus instead?

Mrs. Rayden. ARE YOU FUCKED? Have you smelled your friggen piss after you eat asparagus, NO WAY absolutely not!

AHHHH CG, I am not as lucky as you bro!!:go:

 

[M P]

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Is that her pussy ?

 

[DaMan]

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LMFAO!

I occasionally get those kinds of texts too... :roll:

We all have our crosses to bare... :shock:

 

[tanaz]

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LOL! I'll never tell... :na:

 

[Tiff-Any]

Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

OH GOD I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE THOUGHT.

If that were to be shots of Mrs. CG, that means that it is CG's bald ass, balls and OH FUCKKKKK, yuk, scrunching up my face and about to throw my laptop outside!!!:gasp:

 

[oldtimekid2]

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[Pompal 09.]

Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

You're a lucky dude!

She looks very tasty indeed! :great:

 

[zxcvbnm]

Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

Great 2000th post CG. This thread has it all pussy, laughs and horror.:

 

[Caryn]

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After reading this post I can only imagine the enormity of CG's home porno library.

 

[Willy]

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Mostly pictures of Schwins and Huffys

 

[deroflame]

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If you like raw pastrami

 

[Charles C]

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How about a pic of your wife's breasts just for the fun of it :666:.

 

[xEmmywemix]

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So that's what the fuck she was doing instead of getting me my beer yesterday! Hey CG, would you mind not bugging my bartender while shes working? First it took like 5 minutes for her to get me my beer, and then when she finally does bring it, she's got this silly grin on her face! :grrrrrr:

Jesus man, leave the poor girl alone when she's at work.

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Ummm sorry Ridge... A freebie is on the way to you bud. :great:

 

[Lady Burps Alot]

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Looks like no breast shot is coming......

 

[Legend Destroyer!]

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:na:

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Selfish selfish selfish.

We want breasts, we want breasts, we want breasts!

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Careful what you cheer for...who know's what kind of nasty pic CG is going to post for you...

 

[sheenkhit]

Post # 2000 (Since you asked "so" nicely!)

The thought did cross my mind! LOL (was thinking more along the lines of that pic of Sheik's boobs! LOL), but ITS MY THREAD... so I didn't wanna ruin it!

Instead I'll post this one...