Power Lucy on CL (part of calgaryservices collective)

[Mamma of 3]

Ok, so I was hoping to break my silence with a positive review. But today, there will be no happy tail to tell...

Cruising the Therapeutic section of CL, I respond to some ads...
(Note: I am beginning to think they really need to get a "Massage" and "Masseuse" section. Anyway, that is another topic for discussion...)

I get a response back from calgaryservices@... (Yes, I have exchanged emails before, but never tried anyone out, so in fairness, who knows, maybe some of the other masseuses will fair better. But I do remember a suggestion to another masseuses I was not too fond of...)

Here are some examples of their ads:
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/848851691.html
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/848852495.html

So, this time it was Cindy on 11th... Spidey senses go off but I decide to drive there anyway... To my sigh, it was Lucy (Power Lucy). I had seen her before, and was not overly impressed... My experience was similar to what "bubblebuttmmm" experienced in his review here:
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13028&highlight=lucy

This time however, things hit rock bottom...

Here is the abridged (but not by much version):

5:55 - arrive
5:57 - agree on $80 for the hour
6:00 - start getting massage
6:03 - asks if I want anything else, I say, "Well I was hoping for a massage..."
6:04 - says she is tired, and asks me to flip over, increases discussion about extras..
6:05 - says she will give me a deal, says she is tired, I say, "Well I was REALLY hoping for an hour massage... "
6:07 - still discussing extras, realizing I will never get anywhere close to an hour massage... That if I am lucky, all I can hope for is a $100 handjob, and I am sorry, but in my opinion Lucy is not a $100 handjob girl...
6:08 - I give up, suggest, getting back $40, she keeping $40, and we call it a bad day...
6:10 - back in car

6:11 - meditating to memories of massages in Vancouver
6:14 - meditating to memories of massages in Toronto
6:17 - meditating to memories of massages in Montreal
6:20 - spoiling meditiation by letting memories of massages in Calgary seep in
6:24 - thoughts on Mia... smile comes back to face... awww Mia...
6:25 - get home and realize that unless my haphazard spontaneous nature improves, I will never again see Mia, and therefore probably never again get a good semi-legit massage in Calgary...

I hope this helps out. Thanks for putting up with my scatmassageplanet.netrained writing and I promise to write more (and hopefully happier) reviews.

- Mr. Chary