Red Rose

[bort]

That's funny, I always thought the shit came outta your mouth, not your ass.

 

[Milkman]

this shit was tooooooo funny!!!!!!! Too funny!!!!!!! It really made my day!!!!:d:d:d

 

[Dr Frank]

OMG!! The horror!! LMAO!!!
That's what the smell was went I dropped in yesterday!(Just kidding)

There is a moral to the story somewhere in here.
I always try to empty out before heading out, shit, shower, and shave... Old spice.

Funny story for us, sad story for you, I hope you aren't banned from the Rose so you can make up for what you missed this time.

It takes a great man to admit a great dump!
Peace!
Bud

 

[noerdudxidbijseic]

Cantinflas, that story is funny as shit! (Pun intended!) with all of it's disgusting detail you can't help but to sympathize with you. I think many of us have had similar situations. I try not to eat certain things before I go to one of these places just in case of that problem. And there have been times when after a good dump I prefer to give myself a regular stand up shower and forgo the table shower. That is another reason why I don't allow the girls to use that communal sponge on me. You know, the one that they clean every guys ass with and then wash there face with the same sponge! And when they rinse it off and wring it out it is supposed to make you think it is clean! No thanks! No sponge. Just think how many asses that has been run through! Anyway, enough of this for now. But after your story I sure will make sure not to use a towel or sponge at Red Rose. I will definitely not eat any kimchee if offered!!! LOL!!! Very Entertaining Story. Thanks for keeping the board fun!

 

[hzetxuonijdivreno]

is this the same location as redfoxy?

and does our card discount still work?

 

[Been]

ROFL... you and your bowel problems...
I think I remember your other story about bombing an amp's toilet..

 

[dee_gnz]

Our story begins with the Great One having an urge to fuck something. He wasn't in the mood to travel far so he contacts the Ying Yang lady. The Ying Yang lady picks up after several rings and says she is in the middle of a handjob and can't talk right now. So the Great One decides to call the Thai chick who has been getting all the dick lately, of course she answers and coughs and asks to be excused because she has something stuck in her throat. The Great One was not in the mood to go to his favorite HJ joint Athena or the ridiculously priced Aura Wellness Spa, so he decides to run up to Foxy Story, as always, he forgets that it is now House of the "RED ROSE".
He arrives at Red Rose and is led to his usual room, of course this is where the story goes down hill.

Great One: Can I use the bathroom?
Mamasan: Let me check, one sec
Mamasan goes down the hall, peaks and comes back
Mamasan: OK you go now
The Great One walks down the hall and into the bathroom, unzips his fly and starts to urinate. He feels some gas churning and decides to pass some gas. ppheeet, is the sound he heard and wetness in his ass cheeks is what he felt. At this point the Great One decides to sit down and move some bowels just in case. Boom, Boom, Boom, are the sounds that come out of his ass, and drip, drip, drip is what is released later. He thinks to himself that it was fortunate that he was able to get this out of his system before starting his session. He reaches out and gets some paper to wipe his ass, reaches out for more and more. What a day to get the runs, he doesn't feel any discomfort so it seems that he is thru the worst of it. The horror of it all, the toilet doesn't flush. The curse of all mongers and blind daters alike. Our monger doesn't panic, but he looks down in the bowl and there is a mess of substantial proportions. Don't panic he reminds himself, suddenly at the door,
Rose: Honeya , are you okay.
Great One: Yea, I'm okay, I'll be right out
Panic is setting in, nothing to use to capture water and pour into the toilet. My God, what to do. Remembering the kitchen is nearby, our monger thinks about sneaking out but Rose might be out there. Our monger has no choice but to attempt a sneaky exit and comeback no more. He opens the door, looks both ways and steps out, as soon as he steps out he spy's Rose coming down the hall from his room, he decides to go back from whence he came but as he turns he sees some Tupperware with kimchee left open on the counter in the kitchen. Our monger grabs the kimchee and darts into the bathroom just as Rose arrives and yells,
Rose: Honeya, you come out now. You okay, you dongo no good.
Great One: I'm okay, my contact came loose and I'm fixing it
Our monger dumps the kimchee in the bowl and notices, it all looks the same down there. Quickly he starts filling the plastic food container and pouring it into the toilet, again, again, again, and again. Now that the bowl was finally empty he walks out and tosses the container into the kitchen.
Rose: Honeya, come on, you shower, I have one customer soon
Great One: Yea, I'll shower quick, damn contacts are a pain.
Our monger heads to his room, disrobes, walks into the shower and is done in a jiffy and back to his room in no time flat.
Rose: You ok
Great One: Yes, why do you ask
Rose: Kitchen mommy see you steal kimchee and eat in bathroom
Great One: Oh, I'm sorry, the toilet not working so I use the container.
Rose: You crazy, all the time joking, you eat old kimchee, be careful no good for your stomach
Great One: No serious, ah forget about it.
So our two love lorn characters go into their usual interplay of monger and maiden of men. As Rose prepares for the CBJ as prescribed in the KMP manual, our monger feels a terrible grumbling in the pit of his stomach. He became so unnerved by it that he stopped Rose in mid-suck and wrapped a towel around his waist and bolted out the sliding door. Down the hall he ran and he pushed kitchen mama out of the way and blasted that toilet with the no flushing water. ARRRGGGHHH, was all he could say as a fury of hot gushing diarrhea projected out of his ass. The stress of the whole situation came down on him like a ton of bricks. Again after wiping his ass, again,again and again, our monger was right back where he started. He couldn't go thru this sneaking around again so he leaves the toilet as is and walks into the room where he left the lovely Rose.
Great One: I can't stay, my contacts are giving me too much trouble
Rose: Okay, but before you go can you help me with something
Great One: Yea sure, I'm sorry about everything, here is a tip and I'll see you again next week.
Rose leads our monger back down the hall ad into the bathroom (or The Great Ones House of Horrors)
Rose: Can you help me turn on toilet water, man come before and close because too much leak, you man you strong
Great One: Fuck Meeeeeee

 

[rzmallqd]

She is quite the gril


Bless the creators of some fine piece of software

 

[Shaun R]

I got to spend sometime with Rose yesterday. She's nice, your typical cute Korean girl, but all I gotta say is that photoshop does wonders for a girls booty.

 

[GaWgEsS xx]

New Pics of Rose up. She has a nice booty.

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[Pompal 09.]

My goto spot is closed temporarily but was still in the mood. So, I chose to visit the new RedRose. I've been hearing good things about the place. I decided to call and not request a particular girl. I thought to take who ever answered the door.

Well, the kitchen mama answered the door. No, I didn't have her, but she did remember me and welcomed me back. So, I'm back to my usual room and in comes Sora. She's the young tight little cutie who has been here previously. It was a surprise because I was expecting one of the four girls on the website. She was a pleasant surprise anyways because I always wanted to try her.

I love it when they take of there clothes and put there heels back on. Nothing like a naked chick with heels on. Anyways, Sora is nice little piece of ass. She treated me nice.

 

[kkxhpyry]

WTF, dude, what happened to you? Fall in love? That was a drippy review!

Happens to the best of us.

When I talk dogs to my girls I am usually mean K9/doggie or look at my hungry dog/bud!!

Anyway she sounds like a keeper, sweet and sexy.

P.S. Just to confirm, Rose = Nancy from the website, right?

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[?Need a wish right now.]

I can't convey the passage of time as I sit at my terminal and i am unable to put down the thoughts in my head.
I guess there's a first for everything, but it is strange that it
would happen now.

Just got back from Red Rose (aka Foxy Story) and I must say, I haven't had such a good time with a lovely girl like this in a long while. I'm actually sorry I missed her last year when she spent a week at Foxy's. I was going to forgo my trip to Red Rose because I had lunch at the RMP Ritz on Madison ave. Their house boss called and implored me to
pay a visit to their new talent. (PM me later)
So back to Rose from Red Rose aka Foxy Story aka Red Foxy, I get there and call from the corner to make sure she is free and I was told to come up. My favorite phone mama is back and it's a pleasure to see her because she will
convey to the girl that I'm a regular and we can dispense with any bullshit. The usual room, take off clothes, shower and back to the room routine for me.
Rose appears in a 2 piece and a smile within minutes, she in my estimation is a lovely girl. The only thing lacking that anyone can say are breasts size but she has the nipples to satisfy any and all. One thing that made me say ouch was a nasty burn mark on her shoulder from a previous accident. That must have hurt, but she says it healing now and she's applying plenty of cocoa butter to help it along. Of course
I had to give it the ole kiss to make it better, so I hope it works and she'll thinks it's because of me. Now here's the part that will turn off most of my erotic writing fans, I was a little drained from the lunch session so I sort of laid there
and asked her to join me while I rested and recouped my strength. Let's be honest, in a girls eye this is the best customer to have. It actually turned out better than expected because we discussing her time here in america and her short working history and then somehow we
arrived at dogs and we connected. She is an avid dog lover and she has the exact breed that I have. Everyone out in review land is thinking "he lost it", discussing dogs with a beautiful KMP lady. Hey it was part of the moment and we were living in the moment. Out came the iphones and we were comparing pictures and talking it up like old friends. This went on for awhile as we browsed each others photo
library. As she was looking looking at my pictures I was staring at her hairless kitty and I felt a warm rush thru my body and the Trident was now at ready. She spotted the new member in the group and put down the phone and turned her attention to me. I feel so drippy right now
that I could only describe it as loving making rather than
recreational sex. It felt passionate and spontaneous, who am I to turn her away. We were in each others mouths and all over our bodies. When she lowered herself to my nether region and the protection came out and a nice slow cbj ensued. I was caressing her and maneuvering her into
position for some munching myself. She is completely shaven and it invites daty but alas she told me later that she is sensitive to bearded men. After what I felt was 15 minutes with switched to female missionary superior and we rocked that position until we both let out
some grunts. We were both spent and sweated up, pretty warm in the room but we managed to lay there arm in arm.
Finally she got up to clean me and take care of the fees. We talked some more and I guaranteed her that I would return to see her again during her current tour.

Can I Trident certify her, not according to the rules of the House of the Trident but I can recommend her to anyone who is looking for a charming and pretty girl who captured my heart, if but only for a moment.

What's in a name? that which we call a Rose
By any other name would taste just as sweet

 

[babiigail]

She said she would be around today and Saturday, but off on Sunday so I'm not sure about that king supreme.

 

[knismom]

Since you are one of the more versed members of the Tridents I was waing for:

What's in a name? That which we call “Rose”
By any other name would taste as sweet."

 

[saif uddin ahmed]

She was fantastic, yeah, great ass, nice face, hot bod. Was she a just visting or there on a more regular basis?

 

[noeqeuvxiqeixzeqe]

Stopped by last night and low and behold one of my ATFs the lovely Sora was back. I brought one of my friends also, I think he had someone new also, he didn't really get her name, but he thought it was sugar. So back to Sora, she's still got that great ass. Possibly back today after work.

 

[Whips&Chains]

If the first thing that comes into your head is Stanley, you won't be a TRIDENT for long

,

Actually, my mission was to create the new Cherry, after I broke that little minx in she captures someones heart and now will ride the gravy rail.

Let's see what hidden pleasures can be found in The House of the Rose.

 

[jess b]

They can call her Stanley for all I care, she's looks bone-a-licious. Canti help this lazy fatman out, which ones are "trident certified"? I may have to give up my NNJ Russians and Ctown spots for a while and reacquaint myself with the K-girls in MT. Shit I need to learn more Korean I can't get beyond An-yun-ha-say-yo & Gam-sam-ne-da.

 

[ADMINm]

I spy a visit tonight or tomorrow...FYI she is listed as Nancy but I just called and was told it should read "Rose".