Review: Dodging Snowballs w/ Chris @ Smile

[Deren]

Wow, I think this is the most number of replies one of my reviews has ever had. Albeit only a handful of them were actually related to my review. LOL.

I just try to keep it real and call it like I see it. Truer words have never been spoken than WALDT. I've seen several girls based mostly on other hobbyists' glowing endorsement of their good looks only to be disappointed after laying my own eyes upon them. That's not to say they weren't attractive at all, but when you go in with great expectations its all too easy to be let down. A forthcoming review of Jinhee will detail another such session.

Ashli is BY FAR the most attractive girl I have seen at any AMP with the original Penny being second, but it's not a close second. At least in my mind anyway. Chris and all of the other ladies I have seen are far behind.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Thanks to all those who chimed in. I appreciate it.

 

[Amanda]

I think Penny and Ashli are 1 and 1A, and in no particular order. Ashli has a prettier face, but Penny has the better body. Penny's waist and legs are UNREAL! But she is flat chested. Ashli has those great BIG knockers, but, while still shapely, doesn't have the tone that Penny does. And Penny has a pretty face also.

 

[E-Man]

did somebody mention a girl named chris?

 

[MrsRed]

V-Styles I agree with you in regards to Ashli and Original Penny, they are the apex of the Dallas AMP world in regards to being the most attractive. However there is a real beauty currently at Jade, if you have not visited Gina at Jade do so soon, she will be here for just a few more weeks. I've seen Ashli at least several times and OP twice, in my opinion Gina has them beat.

If I were to rank providers in regards to service it's not even close, Cindy at 7th would be first. If I had to rank eye candy/service the greatness of Coco would be first but unfortunately this lovely lady is not in Dallas, our loss:-(

 

[wellwisher]

Maybe she is not for everyone, but I ADORE this morethanalittleinsane trollop! Beauty, eye of the beholder, and so on!

 

[starrcod]

Once again, everybody, This is a Chris review.

If there is a need for a new "Who is the pretties/best/whatever-est in Dallas AMPs?", then someone should start it.

Torito

 

[Christa D]

Chris is a cutie and while Ashli may be drop dead gorgeous, Chris blows (pun intended) her out of the water when it comes to service. When it comes to hard-earned moolah mine goes to service over looks any day.

 

[RachelS165]

doode.. i tried chris once... she tried the snowball, and i got checked three months later and i was fine. but that experience reminded me that i want to play to safe... i have too much to live for. she snowballs everyone???? she works 18 hours a day??? there is nothing attractive about that...

if i was the exception, then well - who the hell knows. im sick in the head. but we are talking about one of the dirtyies

 

[Kyra]

Good point

 

[The Unknown Chef]

yes, Chris will snowball everyone, but only if you CIM.

That shit turns her on !!!!


LOL !!! what a chick (freak) !

 

[Army Chick]

Great point, DDOG. How else could she snowball you? Think she has been saving it for 2 1/2 hours? LOL

I haven't seen Chris (think I need to). If she is like those that I do know, there is nothing there, except what the current customer brought in the door.

Torito

 

[O r e o]

Last time I saw her I did a CIM but she didn't try the snowball, but she did tell me she had something in store for me next time I was there, she used a korean name though and I don't remember what she said.

 

[Orlaigh]

Dammit...now I've got Chris on the brain! Guess I'm gonna have to head on over there too so I can find out for myself what all the fuss is about.

Thanks for the honest review V-Styles. At least I have an idea of what to expect.

And for the record, I'll take the rec of RP any time. He hasn't let me down yet...Thanks RP!

 

[poppy1]

I'll bet she is gonna pin Kitty Kat ears on you, make you bend over and stick the "BIG RED DILDO" up your ASS.

After she has her way with you, plz do a review!