Review: "finished" by the Diamond Dream standard
a few more....
contrary to the song lyrics, it's not cheaper to keep her.
don't fall in love with a stripper. 99 other guys are also in love with her, so if you treat her better than the rest, the most you will ever get is 1% of her love (and all she really wants is your $ anyway)
when a past female acquaintance calls you out of the blue after a long time, even if you have an SO, don't hesitate, find some way to go do her. that's one of the reasons she called. if you don't, it's an opportunity lost (i wish she would call me again). your SO is probably doing it behind your back anyway.
Oh yeah, I forgot the most important one (thanks to the seedman for helping me remember)
all they want is your $ - so get the most bang for your buck!