Review: Giggle Fest With Brenda Boobies

[mick]

Date: 5/13/2010
Provider: Brenda Boobies
Phone: She will call you
Email Address: brenda@brendaboobies.com
URL / Website: http://www.brendaboobies.com
City: Cherry Hill
State: - NJ
Address: - Nice Hotel
Appointment Type: -In call
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: - Yes
Activities: - LFK, DFK, breast worship, BBBJ (multiple X's), HJ, DATY (multiple x's), CFS, CG, ACG, Mish, Standing K9, massage (for Brenda), and TLP
Session Length: - 1 hour
Fee: - $$$
Hair Length and Color: - Platinum Blonde past shoulders
Age: - 39
Smoking Status: - None
Ethnic Background: - Caucasian
Physical Description: - Brenda is a uniquely beautiful woman. She has a beautiful, striking face dominated by large, piercing eyes, high cheek bones and a wide, sumptuous mouth. Her hair is bombshell blonde, soft and flowing below her shoulders.

She has a glorious voluptuous body that reminds me of the curvy sex goddesses of the 50's and 60's, the Mansfields and Lorens, but it is a strong and very toned body that is complemented with just enough feminine softness to make it squeezable. Her breasts are the largest I have encountered yet they are perfectly shaped and soft to the lips and touch. She has three tattoos that are well placed and add to the air of eroticism.

I was struck by her skin tone. She is in her late 30's but her skin has a "patina" to it that makes for lovely creases as her body bends during love making. Her skin is also remarkably soft and tender.


[ROS]The Rest of the Story:

I have been out of the market for a bit but I saw Brenda's ads and posts on another board and I was intrigued at how she was changing her menu and approach to meet market demand. I contacted her through P411 and the date was set and confirmed with efficiency and accuracy. BB asked if I had clothing preferences and I told her about my love for stockings, garters and heels.

I arrived at the nice hotel, got the room number and went to see my fate. As requested BB was decked out in black thigh highs, a cute combo panty-garter thingamajig and black CFM pumps. Her breasts were encased in a sexy black brassiere ("bra" is too frail a word to describe what is needed to contain that bosom).

We exchange pleasantries and sweet kisses and I took my obligatory rinse. When I came back BB was on the bed waiting for me but the panties were gone. We kissed and caressed each other and then BB began a fantastic BBBJ which was outrageously teasing. She was clearly toying with me and I would gasp and giggle as her tongue flicked my glans, as she licked the length of my shaft and when she took me deep. BB was a dancer and she is extremely conscious of visual images and she positioned herself for my optimal viewing pleasure. At one point she stood up on the bed and bent down to swallow me, so that I had a view of her outrageous ass, back and shapely legs. That was a new one for me.

After due course I turned the tables on her and licked and kissed her sweet, perfectly maintained pussy, using digits at times to caress her G spot. I returned several times during our hour together, but I don't know if she got the O ring.

The CFS was smashingly good. We began in CG and Brenda teased me, whispering "Do you want to be inside my warm, wet pussy." I quietly begged her and she just eased her pussy slowly on the tip of my cock and asked again, "How badly do you want my hot, wet pussy?" When I begged for more, she dropped down a quarter of an inch more and made me beg, and beg until she slid down to the end and told me to fuck her hard. We soon morphed in ACG and she pounded me hard and long.

Mish was equally good, and I took my time and varied my strokes and pace to prolong the pleasure and I could feel her pussy becoming looser as she became more excited. She asked to change to K9 and I loved watching my cock slide into her puss as I spanked her ample rear end. We then ended back in Mish as Brenda encouraged me to come with low, guttural dirty talk. Mission accomplished.

The rest of the time was spent in great conversation and lots of laughs. I gave her a nice deep tissue massage (lots of tension located near the dimples of Venus) and finished with a redux of a favorite activity, TLP.

We went over by five minutes, but I was the one who watched the clock.


Recommendation: - A resounding yes. Brenda packages exotic, striking looks with potent sexual skills, an engaging personality and attention to detail. Although the sex was hot and earthy, the overall atmosphere was of two adults having loads of good, healthy fun. Brenda is a wonderful provider and I hope to see her again.

 

[FLOW]

Sir,

Very nice!!! Remarkable man control, after being out for sometime!!! Is round # 2 coming soon!??

 

[I love my mutts~]

A4K

Wow!! I should have looked at her website first before reading your review, as your words do paint an eloquit picture of her! She does indeed look very very nice, and you are correct perfect pillows and an overall package of a body exuding comfort and the erotic!

 

[7-4-09 baby lills here]

I love their names. Do these girls hire writers? Is there a course in selecting provider handles? The ones in Texas are not nearly so good as these: Crissy Cream, Felicity FuxXx, Brittany Bangs, Carmen Climax, Taylor Trash, Stacy Stroker, Brenda Boobies. Classics all!

One lives on chicken fingers, one offers BBBJ and Greek for returning friends. One has the Dimples of Venus.

One has no Greek, LFK on a YMMV basis, no DATY. I could care less. (I know, I know.) She’s got one fine package. Maybe she’s let me lick her balloon knot. I’d pay her money for that.

No Junk Monk

 

[Emilia of Byzantium]

The Dream Team (Crissy, Carmen, Taylor and Stacy) are the successors to the now-retired Kali Kokomo. They were recently joined for a short bit by Kitten Kaboodle, who may return to the lists of love during her summer break from college. And Brenda's doubles partner is the happily named Tina Titties.

The Dream Team produces creative advert writing, with titles such as "It's your DUTY to rock this BOOTY," "Hop, skip and HUMP to White Plains," and my all time favorite, "In New Jersey we don't pump gas, we pump ASS". See, social-economic policy and sex combined in one pithy phrase. That is real genius.

They are all knock outs who love posing for naughty pictures and they are fairly priced. As one of my favorites used to say, "what's not to like" about them.

Awl4knot