REVIEW: Sophie @ SRM (aka BMW M5)

[jenna - TBraaays fan!xo]

NOTE: If you're looking for "quick and dirty" details you'd better move on !

Hello Fellow massageplanet.netites:

I was fortunate enough to grow up in a good family. My father was a Dr., so I was able to drive some very nice cars at a very young age. In 1985, my father purchased a bright red BMW 535i, which I absolutely loved. It's straight 6 purred, and that car would pull from 40KM/hr to 140KM/hr in 3rd gear, topping out at 210KM/hr before aerodynamics overpowered it's precision mechanics. With it's posi-traction rear end, I used to race IROC-Z's and WIN, much to the chagrin of the bejewelled and slick backed hair Chevy drivers....

In 1988, BMW Canada imported a very SPECIAL 5-series called the M5. Only 50 were brought in, all BLACK, and all sporting a hand built 24 valve 256HP engine... It wasn't the fanciest car on the street, but those who drove it loved it, and it was extremely rare...

Fast forward to today, where IL is NO closer to owning a BMW M5 today than he was back then, but I certainly enjoy myself in other ways, including this hobby... Since starting in January, I've met some beautiful, sensual and absolutely fantastic ladies, and my various exploits have been documented for you to enjoy...

As every massageplanet.netite with a pulse knows, Sophie is probably SRM's most popular MPA, but getting an appointment is difficult at best. Well, my miracle happened, and I was able to book with a mere 24 hours notice !

I'd first met Sophie several weeks ago, while waiting for another MPA. Even though she didn't have to, she came over to make sure I was being looked after, and we struck up a conversation. I ran into her again last week while waiting for Ashley, and the afternoon shift was just leaving... She made sure to say HI and I realized at that point that a session was definitely on the cards for IL...

It's not as if this girl needs MORE clients or good reviews, or that I was being mistaken for Tom Cruise, so I quickly realized Sophie was saying HI out of genuine sincerity...

Once in session, I understood WHY Sophie is so popular. There's something very "attainable" about her in that she's pretty in the girl next door manner. While other MPA's are perhaps prettier or flashier on the outside, Sophie is like my beloved M5. On the INSIDE beats the heart of a Tiger, and once you push the right buttons you hear her roar, and hold on for the ride of your life....

She's very direct and personable, which also makes her seem "attainable"....

IE>> the conversation is sincere, not the "I love older guys" bullsh!t... Yeah right...

The only DOWNSIDE to all of this from her perspective is that she could wear her heart on her sleeve, and I hope there aren't dirtbags out there who'd take advantage of her sincerity.... If so, you'll be hunted down and sent to IRAQI prison as punishment ;-)

Sophie gives an absolutely fantastic massage, and I felt like a million dollars at the end of my session... She's a total natural at making the client feel wanted, appreciated and special. Not all girls are able to do that, especially seeing several different clients in a shift...

Unfortunately for me, I had to go back to work afterwards, which was a bit of a letdown.... Perhaps next time I'll book an evening appt so I can enjoy a drink at home afterwards

I only hope I was able to massage her as well as she made ME feel...

ALL HAIL the QUEEN

Face: 8.5/10

Body: 8.5/10

Personality: 10/10

Attitude: 10/10

Massage: 10/10

Fun Factor: 10/10

Release: 10/10

Repeat: only if Fuzzy Thumper lets me...

PS>>>>> I'M sure I heard somebody shouting "bunnies only" at me as I got back into the car, but I can't be sure...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hear Hear!!

 

[oops]

...well... since you SEEM to appreciate what we've got there... I suppose that'd be ok with us rabbit folk (only if it's ok with Sophie, mind)....

...glad you got to see her, Mr. INDN_LOVER ...



You could hear that all the way from Utopia? I'm impressed... you obviously must be part bunny somewhere up the line....

 

[Holly]

Nice comparison !!!

A nice ride in the M5 ... just don't go too fast or you might get a ticket

VBB

 

[seesen9]

FUZZY: thanks for understanding... I thought I might be facing a "backpaw"... or worse...

VBB: it's funny you mention ticket. In that 535i I ended up in traffic court. The OPP clocked me at 138 in an 80 zone, and the Officer involved didn't seem to find the situation as amusing as I did...

My father, who loved his cars more than US, was not impressed....

 

[funwithsharpthings]

Great review IL! I recently saw Sophie for the first time as well...she's great!

I have to go back again next week...I owe her a massage!

 

[loki]

I was at the Beamer driving school a few summers back, I found out that the ones that drove the 5s got special attention from LE while the ones that drove the 3s got even less, but were more abundant.

VBB

 

[Pompal 09.]

----Brief Interruption----
Im sorry guys... I still dont see what you all see.
I have tried to go and see this girl but when I get there, I end up going with someone else, she JUST doesn't do it for ME!

BMW M5??? Come on, more like a cute little VW GOLF...

---OK, proceed with your SOPHIE worshiping ----

 

[lipstickdreams]

Well... are you sure that you don't see what we see, because you're looking for different... "stuff" (XY vs. XX)?




(...don't be pissy, I'm just yankin' your ears - if you like APRIL, you're OK with me... besides, I couldn't be happier that at least ONE man on this f#cking planet isn't trying to steal Sophie from me... grrr....)