RMT available - Edmonton (looking for info)

[dicktracy3003]

I see you joined massage planer on your bday

I totally DID join Massage PlaneT on my birthday! May 19 is definitely my birthday. Are you planning a party for me?? Wait! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise!

 

[pinky666]

What else do you want from me, you crack head? I nearly had a stroke trying to read that run on sentence you call a paragraph. There is ranting, and then there is verbal diarrhea. Take a damn breath, put down the meth filled light bulb, and think about what you want to say in a logical manner. That way it won't look like your messages are the result of you smashing the keyboard with your face.

I usually charge for advice like this, but I will let this one go as a freebie. You seem like you need it.

Omg are you highly retarded? It's not a light bulb anymore they actually make these things called pipes lol of course you wouldn't know that would you dinosaur lol and yes I can see how u would have almost had a stroke that comes with age hunny by the sounds of it maybe quit while ur ahead so u don't lose more hair over it lol

 

[dicktracy3003]

Omg are you highly retarded? It's not a light bulb anymore they actually make these things called pipes lol of course you wouldn't know that would you dinosaur lol and yes I can see how u would have almost had a stroke that comes with age hunny by the sounds of it maybe quit while ur ahead so u don't lose more hair over it lol

I feel like you really tried there with the question mark, but understandably the allure of "u" and vacant punctuation was just too much for the crack to ignore and you spiralled down into a grade two writing class...

Also, you should know the "R" word is highly offensive. You shouldn't use it.

 

[pinky666]

I totally DID join Massage PlaneT on my birthday! May 19 is definitely my birthday. Are you planning a party for me?? Wait! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise!

Oh it will be a surprise all right just wait and see!!

 

[dicktracy3003]

Oh it will be a surprise all right just wait and see!!

Wow that sounds ominous, but if you can't formulate a sentence then you probably don't have the capacity to do anything to me sooo... see you on May 19th?

 

[pinky666]

I feel like you really tried there with the question mark, but understandably the allure of "u" and vacant punctuation was just too much for the crack to ignore and you spiralled down into a grade two writing class...

Also, you should know the "R" word is highly offensive. You shouldn't use it.

Why R U a Pirate?

 

[dicktracy3003]

Why R U a Pirate?

What?

 

[pinky666]

Why R U a Pirate?

BTW it's only offensive if U R a tard!

 

[dicktracy3003]

BTW it's only offensive if U R a tard!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! You can't come in here saying stuff like that! That is very offensive!

 

[Rubmegood]

YAAAAWWWNN!! Normally I pull up a chair and make some popcorn but it looks like Pinky's just gonna go on the "ignore" list for me...

 

[dicktracy3003]

YAAAAWWWNN!! Normally I pull up a chair and make some popcorn but it looks like Pinky's just gonna go on the "ignore" list for me...

How many posts does RMG have just about ignoring people? Like, dude, just ignore them and shut the fuck up. It's not like he is doing important stuff like getting into fights with crackheads on a rub and tug forum. Jeez.