Rookie of the Year-KING OTIS

[bryan_q]

OK, one more thing...or a couple more...



I strongly recommend staying away from internet cafes. Those places are filled with perverts.



1. It's not every day. It's like 4 days a week or something. Anyway, my general situation allows me to drop a few hundred bucks a week on the hobby, and handjobs aren't all that pricy. Assume 100 bucks, give or take a few depending on the place, time, and extras available...

2. My general problem is that condoms suck. It takes some serious work for me to get the job done with a raincoat on. BBBJ, absolutely. And finishing with a hat on isn't impossible, it just usually takes some concerted effort...I also really like handjobs. Really. A good handjob can result in some of the most intense orgasms if the buildup is slow and intense and the girl brings you close to the edge a couple of times before kicking you into the abyss. Hell, is there any activity that ends with you blowing a big fat load that's not pretty fucking good?

3. I hobbied blindly for a while before I found this and other boards. I pissed away plenty of money on crappy providers and upsell nonsense. The join date listed for me is in fact the date I joined and I never trafficked under a different name. I also lurked here for a while before trying to compose some reviews...and finally got to the point where I felt like I could do this in my own style and manner. I definitely had to get my sea legs and also some comfort that writing this shit the way I like to write it wouldn't just make me the object of newb-derision.

Anyway, that's the deal.

Again, gents, thank you very much for the kind words. It warms my cockles....No wait, something else is warming the cockles. Damn' if they get much warmer I'm gonna have to fish a tip out of my pocket and write a review...

 

[PhenredVogVed]

Thanks gentlemen, I'm incredibly flattered. Can I keep up the pace? Let's see...how much effort does it take to go pay someone to rub your cock?

I think I can keep up the pace.

I graciously accept this award on behalf of board newbs everywhere. I only wish I could recoup the endless sums I pissed away on shitty providers before I was introduced to these boards...

I can assure all skeptics that I am no reincarnation, no sock puppet, no shill. The posts should speak for themselves and are informed only by personal experience and literary aspiration.

Now enough chit chat. There are tits to be goped, asses to be grabbed, pussies to be eaten. Onward and upward.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Kingotis,...Congrats!! .....Keep up the good work!!

 

[whegyudlifwicgewk]

He is fabulous

My question would be how does he have the money and time to get HJs every day ?

And does he ever want more, or to Otis HJs are the ultimate ?

And did he just start frequenting places ? Or just start writing, but been going for years ?

 

[Mooky69]

And give him a just-his-reviews thread.

 

[SupShawty]

I have to admit that at first I was very skeptical. Who is this guy posting new reviews virtually every single day? Not only reviews, but witty,insightful commentary. He's too knowledgable to be a newcomer. He has to be a reincarnate, but the style threw me for a loop. He made the ordinary HJ story utterly enthralling. I mean, a handjob is a handjob, but this guy is by far the funniest on the board. Some maybe put off by his ability to spin a tale, but he's refreshing to say the least. I've actually wanted to run out to some of these ludicrous internet cafes behind a screen to have a similar experience. Let's hope he continuesto burn as bright and can maintain this almost unhuman pace that he has set. Without further adieu,King Otis, please come on up here and accept your Golden Mongy as Rookie of the Year.
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