I admit it - I'm a newbie who walked into Octopussy without reading up on it here at eforum.xxx. The thing is, I've spent all my time reading about the outcall agencies, that it didn't occur to me to read up on massage parlors, or anything else.
Short story - glad I went. It was just what I wanted. A little bit of massage (not spa quality, but still relaxing) and a handjob. And of course, a beautiful girl. The prices were more than I would have hoped. $55 30-minute "massage fee" that goes to the house, and then the girls negotiate with you for the extras.
Long story - My friend and I walked in during a weekday afternoon. The guy presented us with four girls, all knock-outs. Two tall blonds with perfect figures, breasts and asses. The third girl I forget (overload from first two) and the fourth was Annie, this beautiful brunette french-canadian. I choose her.
We were given beers and shown to our rooms. Very clean (or clean enough). Massage table in room. Annie enters my room with portable CD player. She speaks (a fair amount of) English with that cute little French accent. Wearing white sarong and white bikini lingerie.
Annie: smooth skin, soft flat belly with a sparkly belly ring. Wavy hair that went just past her shoulders, slightly tossled. Cute button nose, brown eyes and an ass that wouldn't quit. She was gorgeous. I would guess she was around 20. Anyway...
She offered three prices while massaging my back with oil. I think they started around $50 and went up to $90. They were different combinations of an "erotic dance", me touching her, her touching me, etc. I asked about blow jobs: not allowed at all, she said. I asked about touching her "you know": not allowed at all, she said.
We worked out the price and extras I wanted, which resulted an okay hand job while I got to stare at her gorgeous naked ass, bent over me to one side on the massage table. Shaved, smooth out-of-this-world pussy. Deep cleft between the perfectly round globes of her ass. She would rock her ass in and out while jerking me off. And occassionally look back at me, smiling with her brown eyes through hair falling over her face. I shot a warm load into the air all over my stomach. Got cleaned up, finished my beer in the lounge with my friend, and both girls joined us and chatted for a little while.
My friend got a similar package (with the dance) with Vanessa who didn't speak any english. He paid $90 and tipped $10 all on top of the $55.
Summary: worth it, but be prepared to spend $$$.