Saving Money Thread = Buy more pussy

[felixami]

Hey @Ursus,

What do you think about Tesla?

 

[Ursus]

Tesla? It is an excellent car. The tech is better than any other companies, they have advanced elect cars faster than anyone else. Mr. Tesla is like Einstein - brilliant man. They are having issues with production and delivery, but it is always hard to do something that no one else is doing.

Now, they constantly show loses and I wouldn't invest in a company that has a market cap of 48 Billion and rarely reports any profit. Google and Apple are better tech choices for investors. But, I am cheering for Tesla as an observer. Fantastic human being and great companies he has started.

I would buy a Tesla over a BMW 7 series. Not much difference in price and the Tesla will hold its value much longer than the BMW. BMWs and Mercedes are money pits after year 5. Most of the owners are leasing their vehicles.

 

[luvthe drake]

Quickdraw,

You can try to shame me all you want - it won't work. I have no concern for what others think of me. There are two differences between you and I:

1) You use multiple handles to try and win an argument or present an idea whereas I don't

2) You care what others think of you whereas I don't.

You won't win an argument with me. Go ahead, try it.

i can assure you we are 2 individual people, 2 of many people who now keep a puke pail next to our laptops for when your name pops up , which is wayyyyy to often.. maybe you should take some of your savings and invest them in some counselling, before you completely self destruct, though when you put together your self admitted heroin habit with your penchant for underage girls, i dont like your chances with the best shrink in the gta;

 

[quickdraw]

Quickdraw,

You can try to shame me all you want - it won't work. I have no concern for what others think of me. There are two differences between you and I:

1) You use multiple handles to try and win an argument or present an idea whereas I don't

2) You care what others think of you whereas I don't.

You won't win an argument with me. Go ahead, try it.

Urinal Cakes here with your latest updates:

I am better then the rest because I tell you that I am. My $900k retirement fund says it all. I will type this slowly for you double digit IQ people out there.
I can't be shamed because I am shameless. I am so great that my shadow follows me where ever I go. I love to use the conjunction whereas to make me look smarter. Monosyllabic is so old. That
As for those Tesla electric cars, they are just keen. I do not have any range anxiety because my electric personality keeps the batteries fully charged all the time. Who wants a car like a Bayerische Motoren Werke (BMW to the less educated amongst me) or a Mercedes Benz? Those are a flash in the pan car companies. They have no history of quality in the business. They will be gone soon. Listen to my wisdom kids. lithium-ion battery is the future. That hydrogen nonsense will never work. Where are you going to get hydrogen from? It is not like it is everywhere. Ha.
Elon Reeve Musk and I go way back. I created the name PayPal for him. He wanted to name it after me but Douche Bag did not seem right to me. So PayPal it is.
Take my words as gospel for you bible followers. The rest of you are just evil. Me and my god will win all the time. That is why I only work with American money. It says right on it "In God We Trust". Good enough for USA then it is good enough for me.

That is it for today's tech tips and life advice.
Remember gents if they have hair down there then they are too old for Urinal Cakes. <Douche>

Urinal Cakes signing off for the day with the song of my life.

 

[hangul99]

Now that made me laugh. Next time though in some Donald Trump references. Lol!

 

[Ursus]

# 5 Watching car repair videos

I watch car repair videos to better understand today's modern cars. I was driving over the past few days and noticed a low-pitched sound coming from my right passenger tire. I thought to myself: Worn wheel bearing. I turned the wheel left, then right and the sound amplified. I got home, jacked up my car and checked each wheel. Sure enough, my passenger front wheel bearing was worn. Went on Ebay, ordered the part for $29 and it should arrive by Tuesday or Wednesday next week.

I will install it next week and for $30, I replaced my wheel bearing. How? By watching YouTube videos and using Ebay to get parts. At CT, it would cost me about $350. The $320 of savings can be used on hooker appts.

Learning from YT - you can save alot of money and then buy more hookers.