saw victroria at alfpcare

[Jae]

mr reesor saiz i could go early but i not go home and to alfacare instead. kep thinking bout cindee and tits and stuff but shes not in so sat in and watched naked shows on tv. hard not to get recshun sitting ther watching naked shows special when they screw too. a guy come and say you leon and i go yes and he says your room is ready. i had to cover my recshun with my hand and wok funny but he not look. he saiz cindee at home but victroria is working. i layd on the table playing with my cok and thinking bout the naked show on tv and victroria open door mmmmm she is nice. victoriia is russian and stuff with small tit and bum and tato with name but i not ask name i kep quite. she got small tit with big nippol and they hard and warm an she is happy to talk. she rub you and feels grayt and touches you upside down and feels realy grayt so you get recshun and havta rool over. victroria lived in russsia and i sayd if she was in charnobl and she saiz no its bad and i saiz yeah bout radashun and stuff.. she oil my cok and climd on me and rub rond and rond and rond and oh man it fels grayt she lokd down and smile and shut eyes and go hmmmm hmmmmm so i rub her bum and cum and she did rond and rond for little bit and got of. mr reesor showd me victrorias pikshur on compter and i said she look different there but still swet. i lernd swet from russy. i hope to see russy at haloween party and say hello russy . 2sexxy is russy frend and he rote he has a mullit and so did i but i cut it of. hopeful that i can see victroriea gain to rub her tit and legs is smooth and nice totouch. see you at party.

 

[ross097]

sweet review, leon

 

[Mooches]

hehe.. leon speaks funny....

 

[onesocrkid]

Leon another great review as always. I am honoured that you named me in your review. Sorry i missed you at the party but i look forward to meeting a fellow spelling challenged member of massageplanet.net.

P.S. leons reviews are the only reviews that i truly understand, does this make me dislexic?

 

[Midnyte]

Dyslexic and yes

 

[Maggie W.]

It shore was grate meating you after the parti and to be engoying leon also will be buying hotel by me when we have anothur time later on in furrther encownter

 

[Ajith]

Subject: LEON - SAW VICTRORIA AT ALFPCARE
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DEER SIR DIS E-MAYLL IS CUMMING FRUM DE OWSHERNIP AND MENAGEMENT OF ALFPCARE MASUAGE SPA. PLEAZE BE ADWISED DAT A POIST ON THE TREB DECRIES A SEESSIN WITH VICTRORIA.
WE WOOD ACXPECT DAT U ISUE AN IMEDDIAT REFRACSHUN 2 DIS STAYTMEN, AN HALF AL DE APORP...APROOP...PAPPR....APPRORIATE NOTISES POSTHED TO ENFORM THE GENERICL POPULASHUN OF DHE TROOF, ALFPCARE HAS ON IT'S SHELFS DE OXFERD ENGRISH DICSHUNARY, WEEBSTERS DICSHUNARY AND JIMBOB'S GUYDE TO ENGRISH.
PHURTHERMOOR WE WOOD ACXPECT U TO DISSIPLANE MR, LHEON ASS 2 HIS/HER REVUE POTENSHULLY ACXTRACING DUMAGING COMENTS.
SHULD U REKWIRE A E-MALE FRUM R CORPRATE SOLICITATOR TO CONFORM DE TROOF UV R ST8MENT, IT WOOD BEE R PLEZURE TO AVE IM REPLAY TO SAYME.
I TRUST YEW WIL DEEL WIT DIS MATER IN A TIMLY FASHUN, AND ADVICE MR, LEON 2 BEE CAUSHIOUS OF WUT HE/SHE POWSTS BECUZ IT DUZ EFECT DE LIVHOOD OF UDDERS.

WIF TANKS

Alfpcare.




**this post was made under the Freedom of Satire Act, R.S.O. 1994**

 

[WOAH its me!]

Completely forgot about this and thanks Goober for the laugh on a Friday

 

[Ole Saint Nick]

goober you could post this every day i would still laugh every time

 

[Steve Rogers]

Don't you dare goober....its enough to make my eyes go all screwy... you know like this link... http://www.peopledisk.com/illusions/black_dots.html

 

[Cory]

Goober outdoes himself again... just when I thought the AlphaCare Legal Disclaimer bit couldnt get any funnier.

The only thing that might top this is Leon's description of the Fruitopia Machine (may it rest in peace) from Alden.....

 

[Janice R]

Whew! For a while I thought that was me you were talking about!
AL Cohol

 

[M and E !]

I just discovered this post and when I finally stopped laughing, I read your other two posts.

Unbelievable! Mike Meyers couldn't do better.

You're on my "Must Read" list for sure.


Only problem is you don't seem to have enough cash to go more than 2-3 times a month. Not enough! So how about it, all massageplanet.netites: lets start a fund for leon so he can go more often and post more often.

Henry

 

[honeydipn]

Was Leon the guy with a black mask at the massageplanet.net party?

 

[Ron.Chae]

No, that was Librarian

 

[Universal]

When the right finally unites, I think Leon should run for the leadership...

(Thet boy shore do no how to artickle-ate good!)