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[clontarf1002]

Well i guess i must be lucky! When ever i travel to Thailand i am Provided with a Police BodyGuard.

Never had a problem although a few woman wouldnt come anywere near me when they found out who my conections were!,, That sort of spooked me a little,,

:cheergal:

 

[tryin2trade2]

Believe me, ETV, I was not and am not at ease w/ what happened that night. It is embarrassing and I hesitated to disclose it. But the truth is the truth and it is a word of caution to others about what can happen. It is why I advised against picking up a LB on the street. Maybe the best thing to do would have been to give her some money. When I caught the girl in BKK ripping me off, I got very angry and told her I would not have sex with her, and to leave, but gave her 500 Baht just to get rid of her, and avoid further hassle. I was thinking of what happened to me before.
On the night in question, when I discovered her secret, I didn't get angry. I just told her to leave. She spent a long time getting dressed and fussing in front of the mirror, about a half hour, all the time, saying, "But don't I look more beautiful than any woman in Patong?" and trying to convince me to have sex w/ her. I agreed that she was very beautiful. She said, "Then why you no want me." I said because you are not a woman. I was patient and ended up doing up the criss-cross straps on the back of her blouse for her just to get on with it. I walked her to the door, started to open it when she slammed it shut, and with her back against it, informed me in no uncertain terms that she wasn't leaving until I paid her for her time. I told her that the reason that I wouldn't pay her was not because she was a LB, and not because we didn't have sex, but because she lied to me each of the 3 times I asked her if she was a LB, when we were walking to the hotel. She didn't look like a LB to me, but because of the big, obviously silicone breasts, I felt I'd better ask. I actually apologized when she got offended after the 3rd time I asked.
We argued. She said that she was under age and that she would call the police and I would get in trouble. I picked up the phone and said here you go, be my guest. The discussion got more and more heated. Maybe I should have called the police. After much arguing, I opened the door and said you are leaving if I have to throw you out. Then she said "OK, fine, get away from the door, I go." I crossed the room. She walked to the door, slammed it shut, turned around and charged me, proceeding to throw first kicks, then punches as fast and furious as any man could. She didn't fight like a woman, and I realized she was no woman in more ways than one. She knew how to fight. I blocked some of the blows, a couple landed. But I didn't hit her. I managed to get close, tie her up, wrestle her to the bed, and pin her wrists down on either side of her head.
With the expression of a vicious dog on her face, she turned her head and bit hard into my wrist, drawing blood. I screamed in pain, and without stopping to consider my actions, popped her hard to the side of her head three times with my uninjured hand. Even as angry as I was, even though I momentarily lost control, I still knew better than to damage that beautiful face. Then I pinned her arms out far from her face, so she couldn't bite me. I said, "Don't make me do that again. I don't want to hurt you. Calm down." After she calmed down, I told her that if she promised to act like a lady and leave with no more trouble, I would let her go. I let her up, she calmly walked to the door, turned and charged me again. Well, you can imagine the rest. But I never hit her in her face, because something in me realized that if that was damaged, she might never leave well enough alone. It ended up out in the hallway,with her on the floor screaming and crying, doors opening from other rooms, and the manager summoned. He took it from there.
If I had it all to do over again, I might have paid her something to leave. But I don't know, it is hard to give money to someone, when you are compensating them for deceiving you. Still, disgression is the better part of valor.
P.S. All this happened after the lady I fell for on my previous tour broke my heart earlier that night. What a night!!!! :aan:

 

[Sim]

Hi, I am sure you will be able to find whatever you want in Thailand.

If you want to suck a ladyboys todger and take it up the poo-pit, then there will always be somebody to fulfil your fantasy.

I think you will find that a 'real' ladyboy (one who 100% believes they are a woman in a mans body) will not even show you their nob let alone suck the living daylights out of it. They will tell you to go to a gay bar if that's what you want.
However, there are a lot of ladyboys out there who just love sex and will be only too happy to slide their salami all over your gums

Hope this helps you out. Have fun!

 

[wo1f4me]

MikeGB, There you are!! Where were you when the newbies needed you to dispense your sage advice, which may have saved me from the embarrassment of disclosing my sad and sordid tales. Oh, well, better late than never.

Your words which are quoted above shed light upon one (of many) serious mistakes I made in getting myself in trouble w/ the LB, which was when I told her she was not a woman, but a man. I think that was the source of a lot of her rage, and possibly more so than the money. That is definitely not a smart thing to say with a LB. I said the same later that tour to a LB in Chiang Mai on the street who was aggressively soliciting my business one night, and she took such great offense that I was worried for a minute there that I might have another fight on my hands. I won't make that mistake again. I might think it, but I won't say it.

Also, to ETV,G, and JONNY. Your advice is good and duly noted. My story is an example of what not to do, altho I was under duress in that situation. It is best to stay out of fights even in one's own land, let alone in a foreign country where you are up sh*t creek without a paddle if the local inhabitants decide you need to be taught a lesson. I was very lucky to emerge from that predicament with only a facsimlie of the LB's dental record on my wrist. Perhaps lucky I didn't get rabies, either(or HIV, for that matter)!!

 

[missmojo78]

Mikegb finally shed the light on my question, thanks boss .... i guess your starting a cult here in Dubai, every night when my wife goes to bed, i sneak out to watch the football games which play at 10:45 pm our time and i talk to the guys about this message board, man we do laugh i can tell you that ... even though i do not know you guys but this board was really helpfull ... oh well 5 days to go and i will be excersising my sausage .... heeee one more thing i am staying at the dusit laguna, (1) can i bring in girls with me ? (2) how far is it from the action ? (3) how much would i pay for a taxi ?

 

[warren v]

wow 42 girls and 11 an*l!!! :complain:

Where did you find those? Never could find one girl in Los willing to do that! :sad:

 

[??????????????]

PERSONALLY I DONT COUNT THE NUMBER OF TGs I HAVE FCUKED ON MY TOURS OF DUTY BUT AFTER 8 TOURS I RECKON ITS WELL OVER 150 AND IN ALL THAT TIME IVE ONLY FOUND 1 TG THAT WOULD TAKE IT UP THE ****.I MUST HAVE BEING DOING SOMETHING WRONG !!!!!!!!!!
JONNY
8 DAYS AND COUNTING......YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Alfred]

SORRY guys for the confusion, my 41 girls and 11 ana* were not in phuket, i haven't been there yet, in 5 days i will.
i live in canada, i went to cuba (veradero) there it is very similar to phuket i am assuming off course from what i read in your threads, but cuban girls love the back door, very cheap as well. I also went to bulgaria (varna) also similar to cuba and thailand, there depends, i got some russian chicks that liked it but not all, also some bulgarians and so on .... for thailand from what i read, i guess i have to go for LB's for some backdoor action not thai girls ...

 

[Maryam B]

Had this friend of a friend that went up to PNG with his father for a holiday, now his father was some kind of diplomat and a well respected man, the son on the other hand was a total deviate.

Before he goes he's telling his mate's he's off to PNG for a holiday one of his freinds that has already been tells him PNG girls love a bit of backdoor action they take it as a personal insult if you don't do the damage.

So when he arrives he goes out that night after a meal and a few beers with dad and finds himself a nice young PNG girl, he takes her back to the hotel and has sex with her after a while he remembers what his freind had said and pulls out and goes for the backdoor. She starts freaking out but he thinks she is playing hard to get so he carries on till he's done the deed, then she leaves and he falls asleep.

He awakes to a hell of a racket lots of people shouting and rocks being thrown at the roof of the hotel, he goes downstairs to find out what all the racket is he sees the girl he was with that night pointing at him furiously and an angry mob ready to kill. no:

Next thing dad comes down to check out the commotion and asks one the hotel workers what's going on they tell him that the man they are pointing at ( the son) has insulted one of thier girls in the worst possible way and they will probably kill him given half the chance. :what:

Turns out in PNG that giving it to a girl up the khyber is about the worst thing you can possibly do.

In the end dad had to do some serious bribing and smuggle the son out the back of the hotel and on to the quickest flight home.

So I guess the moral here is do a bit of research before you plunge on in to foreign lands.

 

[Beckster]

Just a note, in the muslim religion if you give it to your wife up the a-hole it means that you want to divorce her, and you are telling her that indirectly ... not disrespect the muslim religion but just a note

 

[Pompal 09.]

HaHa I must remember to ask my sister about that........she has been married to an Arab for 29yrs and lives there

 

[DanC]

Hi Dawsey,

I just have a vision in my mind......

You asking your sister if her husband Mustapha has ever 'done her' in the arabs oasis

And then telling her she's in trouble deep coz he dont like her any more

I must admit it seems a much more civillized (and enjoyable) way of telling your partner its over. Better than throwing crockery and smashing the house

 

[RealDeal336]

Hi Mike
Yes it does sound a strange thing to ask your sister,but we get on really well and there isn't much I can't ask her.
Anyway ,I thought most Arabs prefer the dirt box anyway....especially if it is attached to a young boy uke:

 

[Denny S]

Ha ha!

Yes amigo, that is what i believe also.

From what we are led to believe, the pecking order of importance for the man is -

1st - A small boy
2nd - His camel
3rd - His horse
4th - His plasma TV
5th - His wife.

Mind you, you shouldnt knock it. The arabians have been around for thousands of years with this system. Maybe this is where the western world is going wrong.....

 

[She is my Sunshine]

Hi Mike

I know you mean this in a good humoured way but there is enough anxiety between the races without adding to it - Think twice next time mate or put this in the jokes section

BTW I thought the camel came first...

 

[jeanling78]

I guess the difference to a western man, is that the plasma TV is higher on the list.

 

[DarkAngelAlliance]

HI guys, here's a story about arabs, do not get me wrong i am originally arabic, however born and raised in canada, well now i work in the middle east with a canadaian company ... why becuase the money is greatttttt ... back to my story, so one of my yemeny clients, is married 3 times and has 11 kids, so i had so many questions to ask him, here's how it went:
(1) when u married #2, what did #1 say ?
I want the toyota corrola blue with automatic windows ... off course i am very smart, i got her a used one, 5 speed manuel ... she was pissed for a couple of days and that was it ..
(2) do u sleep with both ?
well it is not an orgy type of thing, take that out of your head, i just try to split my time between both 3 days here 4 days there ... i have to be fair to both
(3) when u married #3 ? well that was simple, i am 64 years old, both wifes are old now, mid forties ... so i married my cousin .... she is 24 but she had an accident and can't have children ... so i did it like a favor to cover her pride up ...
conclusion: do not think that these things happen only in the middle east i have worked long enough in Omaha and Ohio it happens there all the time, at least in yemen they do not know better for the lack of education. also in europe when it was the royal era, where every king married his cousin ... so LETS NOT JUDGE BOYS ... I say look back on history ... ok i agree you have to look back .... well give them some time they will catch up .... ok no more politics .. 2 days and i will be in phuket doing the naughty ... first stop mai thai bar .. second cocktails and dreams ... third my bed with hopefully 2 girls it will be very hard though to top the picture on one of the last posts