Hello everyone. Thank you for much knowledge on sex scenes and more. I decided to stop being a parasite and add a little to the monger database.
A little Yu Ping experience of my own. I'm in Shanghai for the first time (I was in China many times, but always in Shenzhen - Hong Kong area) and decided to try Yu Ping as a highly recommended spot. When there I went through the regular ritual before getting to the foot massage/waiting room. I prepared a list of girls I would want to try based on recommendations here and requested # 830 once I came in to change.
Have to tell you that it felt not too comfortable to have 3 male attendants watch me taking a shower. They are taking this rubbing thing way too seriously.
Have to tell you that the level of facilities and the conditions of them is very mediocre. As Jim Carey said in "Liar, Liar": "I've had better".
Anyhow, once I entered the waiting area I was greeted by a guy, who introduced himself as a manager George. I do not speak Mandarin and he did speak English. George informed me that the room is not ready yet when the girl 860 I ordered is, but I will have to wait a little and what would be a better use of this time if not to get a foot massage. "Sure" I said, as my feet did need some rubbing. "But I asked for the girl 830, not 860". "OK, OK", I was told, "she will be ready soon". A girl came and began to give me a so-so foot massage. Mind you, she did take it literally - if in SZ legit massage places the foot massage included everything including knees, here nothing was done to legs at all. I was however offered a massage of my legs up to my knees for additional 188 RMB. Considering I was getting foot massage AND a high quality full body massage for 3 hours in SZ for around 200 this seemed a little too optimistic, so I declined. Then the offer got upgraded to include my dick, but since I was waiting for a great 830 I declined as well.
Once massage was over George told me that the room is ready. I began to move to the back when the girl almost jumped on me from the right side immediately hugging me, etc. Once we got to the room of course her number was 860. So predictable. Mind you, she did wear the number on the left, so when she pushed her left side against me (remember, she came from the right, what a coincidence) there was no way for me to see it and since I had never seen 830 before I could not know. Of course, with my Mandarin how to complaint? And to who, George who just set me up?
The girl is tall, with good size fake boobs. She did get wet, but it did not change much in a very mediocre service. She was to lazy to go for ice and nobody delivered, so "fire and ice" turned into "fire and... more fire". She assumed that the robs are there only as an element of already fantastic decor. No tongue bath either. Chui with Hao Bao were OK, but she did create some vacuum with how mouth, so my dickhead got bruised afterwords. Did not hurt, but if I had a honey at home it might have created some problems. She finished me off with BBBJ in about 20 minutes and I was hoping for part 2, but that is where our plans did not coincide I guess. She offered to go, I said there is more time, she then shrugged her shoulders as if OK, but there is nothing to do. I asked for massage, but was told her awesome fingernails do not allow me to taste such luxury. So I left.
On the way back I sat in that steaming hot pool and that really relaxed me. At checkout I saw my old pal George. "WTF", I said."Why did you give me that 860 bitch instead of my life long love # 830?" "Sorry, sorry", said George. "Next time..." I really did not care what he was saying even if he promised to personally service me next time, all I wondered about was if he will be nice enough to offer a discount. He was not. I paid 750 RMB and got into taxi.
To conclude: I got an OK BBBJ for over $100. Oh, and I showered using their soap. For over $100. Was it a good deal? The question of course is rethorical. I am not pissed at the girl - a whore is a whore after all and she will be as lazy as her fear of management and a client will allow her. The management - that what really disappointed me. I do not expect to be screwed in a place I go to screw others to. If an honest mistake is made I do expect to be compensated for it somehow. At least give me a freaking coupon "Buy one, get one free" for the next time or whatever. But again, we deal with whores and pimps here, what can we expect?
As a worning - do not take 860. Do not waste your money.
BTW, I understand they got the robs off the ceiling and put them onto beds now. How hard was to paint the freaking ceilings? WTF?
Good luck everyone!