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Tech support helpline call. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing for "Termination without Cause."


Customer Support: "Computer assistant; may I help you?"

GUY: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with the internet."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"

GUY: "Well, I was just searching for an escort, and all of a sudden the ad went away."

CS: "Went away?"

GUY: "It disappeared."

CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

GUY: "Nothing."

CS: "Nothing?"

GUY: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

CS: "Are you still in the web browser, or did you get out?"

GUY: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the window on the screen?"

GUY: "What's a window?"

CS: "Never mind. Can you move the mouse cursor around on the screen?"

GUY: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

GUY: "What's a monitor?"

CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

GUY: "I don't know."

CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

GUY: "Yes, I think so."

CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

GUY: ".......Yes, it is."

CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

GUY: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

GUY: ".......Okay, here it is."

CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

GUY: "I can't reach."

CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

GUY: "No."

CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

GUY: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

CS: "Dark?"

GUY: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in Reviewom the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."

GUY: "I can't."

CS: "No? Why not?"

GUY: "Because there's a power oueforum.xxxe."

CS: "A power... A power oueforum.xxxe? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

GUY: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it Reviewom."

GUY: "Really? Is it that bad?"

CS: "Yes, I'm aReviewaid it is."

GUY: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

 

[Grandma]

this is hilarious thankyou for making laugh so early in the morning!!!