Simulated Girlfriend from China

[Ursus]

Yesterday, I signed up for a service based in China, whereby I pay $49 per month and a Chinese girl from an agency contacts me once per week - through WeChat - and pretends to be my girlfriend for 1 hour.

She will call me this Sunday morning - my time - Sunday night in China, her time. Should be good.

The service guarantees she will act like my real girlfriend 4 times per month, all for only $49 USD. It cost me more to have a real girlfriend, for certain. Heck, it cost me more to drive into Toronto, just to show up to another woman's door.

The girl is 19 and very pretty. I will let you guys know how it goes.

 

[stripfan]

Get her to strip, so u will get your money's worth.

 

[ppc]

How did you pay for the service? They did not take paypal

 

[c1000]

Why don't you give that $49 to your imaginary daughter? you deadbeat.

 

[Barney_B]

I am kind of torn.

I am interested in the business model. How does one prevent the client from dealing directly with the source, cutting out the business owner. It is like bypassing the booker with an agency girl and splitting the agency's cut. Not that I ever did that.

And torn with how I feel sad for you. This board with all of the slings and arrows is like your home. And this home is disfunctional.

 

[mark73]

interesting concept. website link?

 

[cupcrazy]

so it is virtual reality.

I am kind of torn.

I am interested in the business model. How does one prevent the client from dealing directly with the source, cutting out the business owner. It is like bypassing the booker with an agency girl and splitting the agency's cut. Not that I ever did that.

And torn with how I feel sad for you. This board with all of the slings and arrows is like your home. And this home is disfunctional.

if the boss finds out, you lose your job.

 

[c1000]

And another thing. If she lives in china, her English is going to be bad.

Is that what turns you on? Some Asian accent speaking broken English?

 

[Ursus]

And another thing. If she lives in china, her English is going to be bad.

Is that what turns you on? Some Asian accent speaking broken English?

I actually do like broken English from a sexy, young asian girl:

'I suck your cock now, OK? You want in my mouth?'

I have to tip my girlfriend, so I am guessing $20 USD for the first session in tips will be a good starting point.

 

[johnbuyba]

so 50 a month for u to talk to a girl for 1 hour a week? i think this beats the saddest shit ive ever seen you post ursus

 

[Ursus]

so 50 a month for u to talk to a girl for 1 hour a week? i think this beats the saddest shit ive ever seen you post ursus

Sad is dependent upon your perspective. I think using 40 different handles to 'dominate' a sex review forum is sad, don't you Krayjee?

 

[BicircleJerk]

The girl is 19 and very pretty. I will let you guys know how it goes.

I don't see the point, if you go on any of the cam websites the girls from Philippines will do private strip shows for you. I don't see the value unless she is a real dirty talker and sending photo/video as you direct her to do to prove she is real. Otherwise it is probably just old men doing it.

 

[Happyman]

Good stuff when I get to that age when I cannot drive to a spa. Good home entertainment then.

 

[johnbuyba]

Sad is dependent upon your perspective. I think using 40 different handles to 'dominate' a sex review forum is sad, don't you Krayjee?

Lol yeah your right. can all the krayjees of the board identify themselves? i think your imaginary asian wifes name is krayjee as well as your indian boyfriend. krayjee kumar

 

[stripfan]

And another thing. If she lives in china, her English is going to be bad.

Is that what turns you on? Some Asian accent speaking broken English?

Maybe she talks with her hands.

 

[c1000]

I actually do like broken English from a sexy, young asian girl:

'I suck your cock now, OK? You want in my mouth?'

I have to tip my girlfriend, so I am guessing $20 USD for the first session in tips will be a good starting point.

Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky.

 

[Ursus]

I had an appt with an Asian MILF on the south side of sheppard, east of Kennedy, in those 2 big tall concrete apartment buildings that recently got renovated - you probably know the ones I am talking about. I think the addresses are 4000 and 4010 Kenneday, or maybe 4030 and 4040 Kennedy. Anyways, the Asian MILF used fake pics but charged $50. She said to me:

I suckee, suckee and then we fuckee, fuckee, OK?

I laughed so hard because it reminded me of similar movie scenes just like the one you posted above.

In the end, it was the worst appt I ever had. Finished in 4 minutes, came, but didnt even get an erection. Oh well. Most asian girls disappoint, in truth. Asian girls arent sexy, they are too focused on money and it ends up being a huge letdown. White girls, when they bring it, are much better.

 

[Ursus]

Lol yeah your right. can all the krayjees of the board identify themselves? i think your imaginary asian wifes name is krayjee as well as your indian boyfriend. krayjee kumar

My imaginary wife is actually the prettiest civilian girl I have ever met.

Prettiest woman I have ever met - My wife
Prettiest escort I have ever met - Sweet Alice
Sexiest escort I have ever met - Asian Angela
Most beautiful escort I have ever met face/body combined - Sophia
Most skilled escort I have ever met - Catherinetog
Best appt provider I have ever met - Sweet Alice again
Best hand job/BJ combo provider I have ever met - Sweet Alice again

For facial beauty and appt quality, Sweet Alice is the best. Angela beats out Sweet Alice in terms of having a sexy body. Angela's body is very good. My wife beats both of them for overall beauty, but my wife's menu is nothing more than bread and water - what you guys might refer to as a nude reverse with HJ finish.

 

[Barney_B]

I had an appt with an Asian MILF on the south side of sheppard, east of Kennedy, in those 2 big tall concrete apartment buildings that recently got renovated - you probably know the ones I am talking about. I think the addresses are 4000 and 4010 Kenneday, or maybe 4030 and 4040 Kennedy. Anyways, the Asian MILF used fake pics but charged $50. She said to me:

I suckee, suckee and then we fuckee, fuckee, OK?

I laughed so hard because it reminded me of similar movie scenes just like the one you posted above.

In the end, it was the worst appt I ever had. Finished in 4 minutes, came, but didnt even get an erection. Oh well. Most asian girls disappoint, in truth. Asian girls arent sexy, they are too focused on money and it ends up being a huge letdown. White girls, when they bring it, are much better.

And how does this post relate to the discussion thread? Or are you just rambling? Let's stay on point.

 

[Barney_B]

My imaginary wife is actually the prettiest civilian girl I have ever met.

Prettiest woman I have ever met - My wife
Prettiest escort I have ever met - Sweet Alice
Sexiest escort I have ever met - Asian Angela
Most beautiful escort I have ever met face/body combined - Sophia
Most skilled escort I have ever met - Catherinetog
Best appt provider I have ever met - Sweet Alice again
Best hand job/BJ combo provider I have ever met - Sweet Alice again

For facial beauty and appt quality, Sweet Alice is the best. Angela beats out Sweet Alice in terms of having a sexy body. Angela's body is very good. My wife beats both of them for overall beauty, but my wife's menu is nothing more than bread and water - what you guys might refer to as a nude reverse with HJ finish.

Again, stay on point...