Something different - new experience - Mile High Club

[trublu]

How many have done or know of a "mile high" threesome??

 

[witnessofJesus]

Only "twosomes" to date. On the last occasion a hostess knocked on the door and, when my lady and I exited the toilet, we were clapped on our way back to our seats, then plied with free champagne for the rest of the flight. This was, I should add, some years ago, mid-Atlantic I believe.

 

[Tamart]

Is the Hell Club the Pattaya equivalent of the Eden Club? I've been to Eden a couple of times and have no complaints.

The golf suggestion, or doing it outdoors, is certainly worth considering.

Whatever I decide to do, I'll let the Board know when I return ......... in the meantime I am still open to weird and wonderful suggestions!

 

[Soraya ( =]

toilets in airplanes are to small for me to do some good boom boom

 

[Victoriaaa.]

Guilty as charged sir.:erf: :erf:

But I really can't talk about it.

(I wonder about the statute of limitations...55555)h:

 

[Tripy]

OK , there was you and the co-pilot but who was the third one ????? :

 

[Ons Lacai]

Just happened to stumble across this.
Someones already making "PHUKET & BANGKOK MILE HIGH CLUB" T-shirts.
Tienda eBay: siamexports: AVIATION CLOTHING: BANGKOK FLYING CLUB PILOT AVIATION AIRCRAFT T SHIRT y

 

[rukkit]

Hey, don't laugh.

I've been in the situation, where it was myself and 2 ladies on the flight deck.

But the "mile high" experiences, were actually in the lower galley...on a long range flight, and during my REST period. 55555:rules:

(interphone rings..."Hey could you send up some cumdiments for first class?" 555)h:

 

[Firecracker .]

Bloody hell BB, I'm trying to shake that image out of my head.........Reminds me of a flight I have on the 12th of January, getting in quite late that I really could use a lift in to Kamalalala from! Tch! 555555555

Taller ladies in the toilets are a benefit as thier hair covers the smoke detector while you have a post coital ciggie before going back to sit next to that jigsaw salesman from Melbourne. Allegedly!

 

[Busters Mom]

If you wet some toilet paper & use it like a paper mache thingy, then wrap that around/on the smoke alarm, it has a similar effect I believe.:rules:

 

[ipekbensuxoxo]

Never was good at paper mache at school Craig. We had to cover balloons in the stuff and them pop the balloon and fill the thing with dried peas to make a maracas style musical instrument! Wouldn't it just be easier to take a woman in there? Anyone else made a papermache musical instrument, I would be interested to know?

That plastic cup that the water or orange juice comes in with your in-flight meal also fits over the smoke alarm............alledgedly..........my mate said!

 

[lovincupcakez]

Me & my wife Have the above T/shirts ....:intello:

 

[ashii]

Jeffery, I hope you got the shirts together.....Not on separate occasions!:wink2:

 

[momof2girls]

This is moving a bit OT here, but regarding smoking on a flight...

I work at Heathrow. Just last week we had loaded a 'plane and it was being pushed-back from the terminal. We walked out with the plane, to unhook the tow-bar. Halfway out I glanced up - the cockpit window was open and I could see the pilot swigging coffee (I presume) from a paper cup, and in between his fingers was a lit cigarette!

Also, just a few days ago. We had loaded the 'plane ready to fly to Dubai, and there was some kind of delay. We were told to offload 5 bags from the aircraft; as we were doing so we were told that a Business Class passenger was being 'denied flight' because he was smoking. It turns out that he was openly smoking a cigarette as he sat in his seat, not even trying to hide in the toilets.

 

[DancerForLife<3]

You used to be able to get (and may still be able to ...), from a local aviation supplies shop, a small 'winged' lapel badge which says 'Mile High Club' on it.

Many, many years ago a friend was explaining how he spent his honeymoon in Denver in Colorado. They didn't have much money, so one of their wedding gifts was a trip to Denver and stay with some family friends. I remembered that Denver was known as the 'Mile High city', so I bought him one of the badges, and he still wears it on one of his jackets.
He says that it is noticed by quite a few people, and they act surprised and impressed when they see it.
As I only got 1 badge, every time I see his wife, she always says to me "where's my badge?"

 

[j t]

I was almost introduced to the Mile Thai Club by a stewardess on Thai Airways.. (Travelling Economy). Ralph Fiennes eat your heart out.

Mac

 

[papa66]

I think its BS,

 

[Rosy]

Almost is not the same as being in "THE MILE HIGH CLUB":rules:

 

[miss.s88]

i got some.......

 

[curouis]

clap, crab? im glad i didnt use that toilet