something for the conspiracy theorists

[melanie {SPACS}]

Heres a little something for the conspiracy theorist or paranoid in all of us lol

The US experienced a great tragedy on 9/11/01
and Japan experienced a great tragedy on 3/10/11

add them together and you get 12/21/12 The date that they say the Mayan calendars end, and our time runs out. i.e. the end of the world.

woooooo scary :gaspI better start booking 2 hour sessions or I wont have time to spend all my money)

 

[MEZA!]

Now where does WACO and the Spanish events fit in?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

damn I will have to get out my slide ruler

let me see....apply a numerical value to each letter in the word WACO, based its relative position in the alphabet, factor in the summarian calendar, add in the Leafs win loss stats and voila....damn what the hells 42 got to do with anything.....42...42...hmmmm seems familiar, ah must be nothing.


ok back to the drawing board.

 

[koala4poly]

Waco was 2/28/93 and the spanish attack was3/11/04.

Now if we do the math (2/28/93) gets us .0007680491551 and (3/11/04) gets us .0681818181 if we divide one by the other properly and flip the calculator upside down we get SHELL OIL.

 

[Parviz E]

Better check you figures hairless....with all due respect when I flipped my calculator I got hELL.0

 

[spazmo]

Hell of a coincidence, either way

 

[rocknrolltrekkie]

Sorry used the wrong calculator. I used one that uses R.P.N.

 

[PotHead Pixie]

LOL you guys are nuts. Fun but nuts

 

[RashelM]

What on Earth is going on? Are those Doomsday wackos right?

Tsunami pounds Japan. Quake pummels New Zealand. Floods drown Australia. Haiti in ruins. Chile, China rocked. Pakistan under water. An Icelandic volcano halts air travel. Catastrophes kill nearly 300,000 people in 2010.

The 8.8 Chile quake shifts the earth’s axis three inches. Perhaps you noticed, a day is now 1.26 millionths of a second shorter.

From Arkansas to Italy, over a few days in January, thousands of birds fall dead from the sky. They call it Aflockalypse. Millions of fish go belly up. Let’s not even mention Moammar Gadhafi and Charlie Sheen. What a mess 2011 is shaping up to be.

But the images from Japan are especially gobsmacking, like something out of Battle: Los Angeles, the new alien invasion flick. But more unsettling, more apocalyptic, more real. Those tidal waves full of cars and houses. The floating infernos. The vanished trains and boats. Smoke billowing from a nuclear plant. Ungodly sights.

Who needs Hollywood to scare the bejeezus out of us, when Mother Nature is in the director’s chair?. Why is all hell breaking loose? Depends who you ask.

The global warming industry blames us — you, me, our cars, our houses and our employers — though it’s pretty busy these days explaining away fraud and fuzzy facts. Who cares what Al Gore says anymore? And how does car exhaust cause earthquakes, exactly?

The doomsayers, god bless ‘em, say it’s the end. Or the beginning of the end. Dec. 21, 2012 is a popular bet, according to those who believe that when it comes to planetary demise, what’s Mayan is yours. But pick a date. Someone somewhere is sure it will be our last. This May, October or November, for instance. Oh, and the stock market will collapse on March 31. My, my, and we’re still recovering from the Y2K Armageddon.

Pick your poison. Solar eruption, black hole, meteor, supervolcano, megatsunami, supervirus, alien conquest. Nuclear war seems so lame and passe. A close relative of the doomsayer is the astrologer. My soothsaying friend, Anthony Carr, in his book Stargazer last year predicted “catastrophic underwater earthquakes, giant tsunamis and inundations ... including Japan and Hawaii, the likes of which we have not seen in recent history.”

This, he says, will grip us for 14 years because Neptune, which rules water, is in Pisces and Uranus, which rules upheaval, is in Aries. This alignment was in place in 1883 when Krakatoa, Indonesia, erupted with a force four times that of the biggest nuclear bomb and killed 40,000 people, mostly in tsunamis.

Believe what you want. But three days before Japan got whacked, astrologers fretted about the “lunar perigee” March 19, when the moon’s orbit will be its closest to Earth in 19 years.
On Wednesday, Britain’s Daily Mail reported, “the web was yesterday awash with apocalyptic warnings that the movement of the moon will trigger tidal waves, volcanic eruptions and even earthquakes next week.”

Well, Japan may have jumped the gun a bit. But, yikes. Scientists scoff. “There’s nothing going on out of the ordinary,” U.S. seismologist Dr. Daniel McNamara tells Reuters about the string of killer quakes in the past year, and now in Japan.

The planet’s plates grind all the time, he says, with tens of thousands of tremors each year.
Adds Florida geoscientist Grenville Draper: “We’ve just had bad luck, they’ve occurred in places near to centres of population and then it becomes news.”
Makes sense, I guess.

If a calamity falls in a forest, and CNN’s not there to report it, does it make any sound?
Tragedy is worse because we’re more tuned in to it. And it’s our nature to seek patterns, kooky and otherwise, even where none exist.

Maybe. But this flyspeck floating in space sure seems a lot more fragile these days.

http://www.torontosun.com/news/columnists/mike_strobel/2011/03/12/17593401.html