sorry bout actin like a ****

[xx_satanic_mechanic_xx]

Funny you should mention that, the girls were comparing me to a chimp that was on the TV last night too. :embrassed

 

[Pompal 09.]

I use to make shure people like you get electric shocks in my bar. The only way to keep you away from my girls:happyi: :happyi: It was a great christmas, wasent it

Geir

 

[Chariot]

Hope the chimp dident hear that

Geir

 

[nani poo]

Hear no evil speak no evil see no evil I overheard one of the 3 chimps say at one point. Not that i know who the other two chimps are of course.

 

[knight]

I've got a pretty good idea !!!:blah: :blah: :blah:

 

[rebornbethy]

I don't know about that buddy....I think getting wood while out in public is starting down the path of indecent Maybe that's just being friendly

 

[MichealUllman]

555555 Who popped his Vit V too early?

 

[Sikorsky S76]

Eddie the Eagle
not my pal mav lets make that very clear he was a tosser that night
and I was very upset by his actions (not so much technocolor dream)but the photo was great !!!

 

[England Sadness]

I hadn't seen this post before.

It can happen to us all, the 1st time I discovered kamagra jelly was in pattaya. I had no clue that it was far more effective and faster working than the pill version.

Decided to pop one before getting in the shower (fcuk knows why) at the Sandy Spring and heading off out for the night, by the time I got out the shower I had a raging hard on already. It took all of 15 minutes to work.

I had to walk past reception in my diesel shorts with horizontal tent peg effect and pass my key over, I think they noticed by the looks on their faces.

Then had to walk past the girls on the bar right next door to get the baht bus to walking st on beach road, they definately noticed as they took turns in grabbing it and it caused them much merriment.

Then got on the baht bus to be met with looks again and ended up looking like a perve as I decided I had no choice but to readjust and point it to 'midnight' so it wont be as noticable.

Got off the bus and preceeded up walking st and it fell back down to horzontal mode as I walked. Again met with many amusing looks from passers by, finally got to Living Dolls Showcase for some sanctuary but what a bleedin fuss I caused and what a f'in nightmare.

I now always read the bloody instructions on any new products like that if I haven't used them before or ask questions in the pharmacy. :embrassed

 

[Hightower]

LOL.. Like the scene in Love honour and obey..

Surely just pull it up past your shorts waistband and pull your T shirt out loose.. Its what I do anyway..

 

[proocresk]

This story reminds me of IJ's problem one nite at MTB......but that involved a lap dance.

 

[Riddle]

I reckon that if we all got together one night and all put forward our 3 funnest stories from our adventures in los, we could make 1 very funny film.

SOmeone else can put the money forward, but I'll be writer/director and star of course. IJ can be an extra!

 

[Pompal 09.]

the tuck!!
i used the old tuck under the underwear band when i would slow dance with girls in the 8th grade!!