SOS Day Spa RMP

[tatiana ooh ahh]

I really feel for some of the guys but I just can't vouch for people I don't know. I try and get some of the fellas in but you have to get your monger game on when you go to SOS.

 

[mikeru]

A referral will get you to the "promised land". There are a few listed here who can help, namely the guy with the "Neptune" fetish.

Be good.

~Pudgy

 

[AmericanMadeMorgans]

The allure of this place initially had me intrigued....but, it certainly seems like a lot of work

 

[Treela Phillips]

JBod:

Thanks for sharing and owning up to your poor planning. I, like many here have been there and defientely done that that...Sadly, some have done it repeatedly and still have not learned.

~Pudgy

 

[jqepnuakidpidjenp]

Apologies for the long story, but I thought this was really funny, and had a good lesson in it, so I thought I'd share.

I decided to take the plunge, and like most others, I was disappointed on my first try. That said, it's clearly my fault because I got caught in a white lie and felt completely stupid. It’s obvious that they are very careful, and I didn't fully factor in to what extent this would manifest itself. My bad. You'll have to wait until the end for the punch line, but here's how it went down.

I called up, and, in the process of making my appt, I was asked if I had been there before. Well, truth is, I hadn't but being a little greedy (I suppose…really?...OK fine yes I was being greedy) at the recommendation of some folks earlier in this thread, I went with the "I've been here before, but not since last year" approach. (Mistake #1)

I arrive for my appt and am greeted by our beautiful brunette hostess. She escorts me to the room where we begin to have a little chat.

She asks me, "Who did you see?

Me, "I saw Nicole... and Lyna."

She asks what Nicole and Lyna looked like, FUCK! So clearly this was not going well since it was obvious to both of us that I didn't have my story straight.

Ok. Our beautiful hostess leaves and the lovely Samantha comes back in and on we went. I like to get showered before and after, so I ask if that's possible. Sure, no problem. So my session starts with a lonely shower in the deep dark downstairs shower. YUK! I can't resist the getting the feeling that I'm being punished. But, Ok. Fine. I deserve it. I'm still optimistic.

I come back up after the shower, get REALLY comfy on the table, and Samantha comes back and we're off to the races, or so I thought. Side note, Samantha gives one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had. She is seriously good. Firm, but smooth and a really sweet girl to boot. If I hadn't REALLY been in the mood for some good times, this probably would have been sufficient. Shoulders, Back, legs, back back legs.. no special places... sigh... Flip. Maybe now?!?!?! Chest (mine ... sigh)...chest (mine) .. legs (mine). So the massage is great, but things clearly aren't going as I had hoped. She says...ok, we're done anything else? I point to the little guy. She says,” nope...we're not that kind of place.” Now, I have it from on high that it is that kind of place, but I know I’m screwed.

I say ok...no problem. I get it. It was obviously not to be this time. Clearly I was caught in my little white lie. Feeling a little foolish, but none the worse for wear as I got a great massage out of the deal. No sense in making a big deal out of it, so, I get dressed and get myself ready to go.

The thing is I had not yet realized HOW deeply I was caught in my little white lie I was soon to find out.

The "hostess" the gorgeous brunette from earlier reappears to walk me out and presents me with a little envelope for Samantha.

She says, with a completely straight and unaffected tone, "Did you enjoy your stay?"

Me, "well yes, I was a little disappointed, but it’s not a big deal. Hopefully I'll be back." I insert a small tip in the envelope and say...WAIT FOR IT.... I say..."BTW...what was your name?"

She says, "Lyna."

DOH! I say, "Hmmm...We’ve never met before have we?" NOW finally realizing the extent to which I was caught.

She says, "Nope." Without even the slightest smirk. I think the expression was more like “NOPE. ASSHOLE!”

Me, "hmmmmm...ok, well maybe next time." And out the door I go.

So, what’s the moral of the story? Don't tell white lies, but if you do, be contrite if you want to have any hope of recovering from it.

I hope to be able to recover because a few things are very obvious to me. One, these ladies are smart, beautiful and have the potential to be incredibly sensual. Two, these ladies are very … VERY ... careful and won't be taking too many risks, because they don't need to. Three, I now want to succeed more than ever, because I envision a really nice time.

So, with my tail between my legs I will plan to return this week and see if I have a better time.

So there it is. Please be gentle with me

 

[Dayme Garcia]

Was interested in finding out if anyone can sync me up with SOS. I called today and wasn't really able to get anywhere. Asked what kind of massage, I said Sweedish, they said just facials, etc...no massage. Is there a certain approach ? Can someone in the know email me?

Much appreciated.

J

 

[cjv84us]

Harmen,

I suspect that you're fucked, that six sessions is too long - are you saying that every one was legit? If I were in your shoes I think I'd try some humor/reverse psychology and try to throw the girl off balance

"Can you get comfortable?"
"I am "
"But you're fully dressed"
"Well yes. I know that some customers might come here wanting, well, ... extras - but you know as a guy its a pain in the ass being seen as nothing more than a penis on legs. I want the body work - but can we agree a no-touch zone? Say you can touch me anywhere so long as its not within 24 inches of my penis?"
"What the fuck ...?"
[you undress]
...

"whoah there, you're getting close"
"you are not the usual .."


As soon as she replies you know that she's curious, that she's hooked, and you can begin some crazy-ass banter...
"So are you one of this wild girls? you know I'm a good boy. I think I'll call you 'wild thing'. SO 'wild thing', how's today going ...
"um it's OK .."

And now the conversation is focused on this retarded game and not either of you, an dpretty soon she will be begging you for a chance to oild up Mr Johnson.

I guarantee it.

If this is all too much work, try another place. Alexa Ivanova, reviewed here is hot, consistent and fun. So are the girls at the 51st&11th place, and the place on 30th & 3rd (see Backpage)

 

[umeoaubcimoicferg]

Yeah. Save your money, and tip as little as possible. Other-wise, they'll be expecting big ass tips from all of us !

 

[vyrneczu]

Don't tip over a benji even for F/S, or everyone will be screwed.

 

[Shivon]

That's the same general range as me, though I've tipped a bit more sometimes when its been particularly good. Everyone's seemed happy from what I can tell.

Z.

 

[HomatmorRoasp]

I know tipping is always somewhat subjective, but I'm wondering, as SOS is $90 house fee - what tips are going for here. I've left $60-$80 so far standard HR & nude HR, but can't really tell if that has gone over well. Thoughts?

 

[2DIGNI5]

I was actually only paying $90....i figured it was like everywhere else...90 to the house...and then the rest is a tip....

 

[Lab Lover]

Right on. If the girls know that they can get full price out of you and not having to do FS, then they will keep doing it till you wise up. But man, $1200 and get no action.

 

[traillamelder]

Last appointment is usually at 8:00, but I wouldn't necessarily recommend going that late. I think they are eager to get out at that point and its a bit rushed.

Z.

 

[CooJulueei]

They close around 8-9pm. You should call just to make sure.

 

[Braeden Donaldosn]

It's a woman's prerogative to say no.

 

[daviduphold]

6 x 200 = 1200......I think you should move on to greener pastures..

 

[Frankie]

Did you show them your badge ??

 

[True Man]

until what time are they open ?? can anyone tell me please thanks

 

[ryecguftidsirvefc]

I don't get it...I must be doing something so wrong here...I have been atleast once a week for the past 6 weeks. I have seen nataly, crystal and bianca (multiple times each). And all I get is disappointment. I wish this place worked for me, I work two blocks away. I am def not new to the ampt/rmp scene, and its not like I'm a dirty person, but I can't seem to get anything more than a massage. The last two times with crystal and bianca, I tried doing what I hate doing, and flat out offered them cash, but still got shot down...was told "this isn't that kind of place". Its not like they forgot who I am etc...anyone have any thoughts or somewhere else I should check out in the same area? Is there a code word or some b/s I'm missing?