A guy goes to his Doctor with a problem of premature ejaculation.
The Doctor says he can not help him medically but he has a good tip that will work and tells the guy that the next time he has sex with his wife and he feels that he is ready to orgasm that he should think of other things, or do something to scare or shock him and he will last longer.
The guy goes back to his Doctor in 2 weeks and the Doctor asks, "How did that tip work out for you?"
The guys says "It Didn't." The Doctor is surprised.
The guys says, "When I left here last time, I went and bought a starter pistol. When I got home my wife was in bed totally nude and that was a bit of a surprise for me but we started making out with some serious foreplay and we ended up in the 69 position and I could feel myself getting very excited and I figured I could not last much longer. So I took out the starter pistol and fired it."
The Doctor asked "What happened?"
The guy says "My wife shit in my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet totally nude with his hands up in the air!"
The Doctor says he can not help him medically but he has a good tip that will work and tells the guy that the next time he has sex with his wife and he feels that he is ready to orgasm that he should think of other things, or do something to scare or shock him and he will last longer.
The guy goes back to his Doctor in 2 weeks and the Doctor asks, "How did that tip work out for you?"
The guys says "It Didn't." The Doctor is surprised.
The guys says, "When I left here last time, I went and bought a starter pistol. When I got home my wife was in bed totally nude and that was a bit of a surprise for me but we started making out with some serious foreplay and we ended up in the 69 position and I could feel myself getting very excited and I figured I could not last much longer. So I took out the starter pistol and fired it."
The Doctor asked "What happened?"
The guy says "My wife shit in my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet totally nude with his hands up in the air!"