Review Stratchona massage

[Tkamiya17]

Not entirely sure if they even have a way to respond to texts? My text from a while ago still hasn't been read or answered, but they picked up and booked me in as soon as I called last time.

Their website shows 2 phone numbers, one for calls and one for texts. But the text one is rarely monitored I guess.

 

[Rider2]

I think they do not answer text promptly if you just ask some general questions. If you indicate you would like to book an anointment, there is a good chance you will get a quick reply. Best to just call the regular number.

 

[Rider2]

Saw Miko on the weekend. Miko has a small frame but can deliver a strong deep tissue massage. Sensual touch and constant light tease throughout the whole massage process, plus a very nice finish. Overall a great experience. I would highly recommend a visit.

 

[UserNameTaken]

I think they do not answer text promptly if you just ask some general questions. If you indicate you would like to book an anointment, there is a good chance you will get a quick reply. Best to just call the regular number.

Call and ask who is available and than head on over if they say the lady you are looking for is available

 

[Stan_rd]

Hi..
I know it's YMMV... But any ideas which ladies provide FS? I know Linda provides extras and FS.

 

[On Top]

Hi..
I know it's YMMV... But any ideas which ladies provide FS? I know Linda provides extras and FS.

Are you fucking retarded you fucking idiot ! This is not happening there ! You need to go to a body rub spa if this is what you are looking for, you fucking tool. !!! When you dumb fucks post this shit ! You are putting the good spas and ladies in a negative light with your fishing for info comments you piece of shit !

 

[dicktracy3003]

Are you fucking retarded you fucking idiot ! This is not happening there ! You need to go to a body rub spa if this is what you are looking for, you fucking tool. !!! When you dumb fucks post this shit ! You are putting the good spas and ladies in a negative light with your fishing for info comments you piece of shit !

Don't listen to this weiner Stan. If the ladies were that concerned, they wouldn't offer FS. Or they would say "please don't tell anyone or post any reviews". I have never, ever, had a provider say that to me, so I chalk it up to old fat fucks trying to protect their prize pigs for themselves.

Good to know about Linda though! Gonna have to check that out.

If you like the strong scent of mackeral fish, you can check out Jessie at Rosewater.

 

[KiloHilo]

Did meet the legendary Linda. Her services are well reviewed on CAF, not much need to be said here. I do like her. I have met at least one other at this establishment who offer as much as Linda. Interesting establishment, will need to explore more.

 

[Hotaj2]

Finally met Linda. Lots of use knuckles and deep pressure , overall quite similar experience as mentioned in previous comments by others . Left relaxed and stress free . Repeat - little out of my way but yes

 

[massagereviewer]

I've been offered Linda on quite a few occasions and have always declined, mainly because her features are more masculine than feminine for me personally. I was
there again a couple of days ago and a tiny little thing offered to provide massage, however she
was way more shy than anyone
I have ever met there previously, so I simply said thanks but no thanks and left.

 

[Old Fart]

Are you fucking retarded you fucking idiot !

Why are you asking if he is fucking retarded if you called him a fucking idiot? Sounds like you already know

 

[dicktracy3003]

Why are you asking if he is fucking retarded if you called him a fucking idiot? Sounds like you already know

Idiot and retarded are not synonyms, but ok...

 

[Old Fart]

Idiot and retarded are not synonyms, but ok...

Yeah but the way I see it, you have to be retarded before you can be an idiot. An idiot is just REALLY retarded. So therefore, they are synonymous but just describe different degrees of retardation

 

[Jake09]

I've been offered Linda on quite a few occasions and have always declined, mainly because her features are more masculine than feminine for me personally. I was
there again a couple of days ago and a tiny little thing offered to provide massage, however she
was way more shy than anyone
I have ever met there previously, so I simply said thanks but no thanks and left.

Did you happen to get a name for this “small thing”? Some of us prefer more slim/petite ladies over the large and voluptuous women

p.s. thanks for actually posting a review rather than ranting back and forth about who’s an idiot

 

[massagereviewer]

Did you happen to get a name for this “small thing”? Some of us prefer more slim/petite ladies over the large and voluptuous women

p.s. thanks for actually posting a review rather than ranting back and forth about who’s an idiot

I think it was Amily or something like that. She is strictly legit though...Good Luck!!

 

[dicktracy3003]

Did you happen to get a name for this “small thing”? Some of us prefer more slim/petite ladies over the large and voluptuous women

p.s. thanks for actually posting a review rather than ranting back and forth about who’s an idiot

Oops, my bad. I should probably post a review or two eh?

 

[Tkamiya17]

Finally went here couple weeks ago.

General:
Hate the L-shaped entrance. If you have poor timing, you will get funnelled face-to-face into another guy entering/exiting. Not that I’m “scared” to be seen, but it breaks the fantasy/illusion of whatever happens at these places is somehow special/just for me.

The actual massage room was also cold. Not sure if all the rooms there are cold or I just got unlucky. But same issue at Lomi Lomi down the block. Golden Hands is much warmer among these Southside spots.

Linda:
Fat tits, poor english. The longer I do this, the more I realize how much I value the conversation aspect. Having to talk to providers almost like children so they can comprehend basic concepts really kills the mood for me.
Big plus is she didn’t talk about money upfront. And she either genuinely enjoys the extras, or puts on a good act.
Age? I think she’s at least 40.
Massage skills? Meh. Not “bad,” but would definitely be going back for the jugs over anything else. I think I saw someone say they’re real? I doubt it. Maybe she was already naturally busty and got enhanced further, so they can be deceiving, but they “sit” unnaturally for their ample size imo. Still felt good to fondle so I don’t care, but others do so figured I’d mention.


Overall experience: 7/10.

 

[massagereviewer]

Linda is up for anything. However
just not my type. When Linda was the only one available, I've kindly
dismissed proceeding with appt.
I'm sure her personality is likable.

 

[Happytoast]

Ended up going here after Quila gave me a couple different addresses to see her. If it’s the place she described around the corner from the first address she gave, it seemed a little sketchy and told her thanks but no thanks
Was disappointed with a walk in at Strathcona when I was all hyped to see Quila.
Anyways, was led into a room to the right of the second foot massage room and thought I would get the slim older lady that escorted me there. Got undressed just in time for the knock on the door but a different lady entered which I later found out was Linda. I can understand why people rave about her but it’s a one time for myself since she’s not my type either.
Lesson learned and should have stayed home

 

[007lvr]

Good morning! Called Strathscona massage last week to inquire as to who was available. The lady that answered the phone rattled off 3 names and Linda was one of them.
So, off I go to do a walk-in to meet the ladies. Had no appointment. About a 20 minute drive to get there which is not problem at all. But the shape of Edmonton roads are abysmal at best.
Once I arrived and enter, there is a male receptionist that greeted me. Pleasant guy and asked me how long I wanted to book? I replied an hour and said only if Linda available as I havn't been there before. He said no oroblem and had me remove my shoes and took me to room 8. Ha! He said Linda would be along in a few minutes and to get undressed and lay on table.
Got undressed but sat on table waiting. Started to second guess myself while waiting.
I havn't even met Linda and here I am. I hadn't paid anything and committed for a 1 hour massage without seeing her.
But the anticipation of seeing her and her big breasts had me excited. Didn't have to wait long. Heard footsteps coming down the hall and than a light tap tap tap on door...
In comes Linda with her breasts 3/4's out of her black zippered track suit. Says hi and comes right up to me while I'm sitting on the table and gives me a big hug pushing her breasts right into my face followed by a light kiss. Than she adds, a cutie. Mmmm, great start!
I was 35 minutes on my stomach for the massage. Not much chat, just a few mmmm's by me and her. I complimented her on the massage. I was starting to wonder if she was going to ask me to flip? But she definately has her routine. Finally she leaned into my ear and asked if I wanted BS? Sure, never had one before. Down go the lights and off comes the top and slacks. Body slide lasted 20 minutes or so till I exploded between her tits. Along with my dirty talking and praising her awesome tits, I could tell she was getting horny too. She loved the way I gave attention to her tits.
Are her breasts fake? Sure didn't look or feel like it at all. I don't think so. I would guess her age late 30's? It was a good massage and breast fun. Will repeat. If you want to know more feel free to PM. I easily could have missed a few details, plus this is getting long.

You should write for penthouse forum